You can't wake up. This is not a dream.

"Quero me encontrar, mas não sei onde estou. Vem comigo procurar algum lugar mais calmo. Longe dessa confusão e dessa gente que não se respeita. Tenho quase certeza que eu não sou daqui" - Legião Urbana

[fluttershygirl]

[catchymemes]

[ineedlelittlespace]

But are we wrong?

[hora-de-risada]

[xonada]

[sleepy-bebby]

[memes-sugadores-de-mentes]

[xonada]

[seu-bobo-da-corte]

[meninodashistorias]

[prokopetz]

Concept: a mermaid who collects human artifacts, but, like, exclusively objects that humans have dramatically cast into the sea in moments of high emotion, catharsis, or personal revelation. Each item is carefully mounted above a little index card that outlines the circumstances of its hurling in terse, clinical prose.

[burnt-kloverfield]

How many outdated cellphones does she have from businessmen who realize that Family is more important?

[prokopetz]

Fewer than you’d think. For a variety of fascinating demographic and cultural reasons, importance-of-family cell phones are considerably more likely to be hurled into lakes than oceans. She’s co-authored a paper on the subject that’s due to be published next month.

[somethingusefulfromflorida]

I hope it’s been pier reviewed

[voltaspistol]

[oracle-fae]

x

[i-justreally-like-cats-okay]

[only-cat-memes]

[arthurrmorgan]

got an ipad so i had to draw my son in his many positions of rest

[arthurrmorgan]

a perfect cinnamon roll peach just for you!!

[memeclassheroes]

[quartzprinz]

by David Bruce Grim