𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓑𝓪𝓻𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓭𝓮𝓻

Jack of clubs… you won’t get much out of him.

[mafia-lorelai]

Background/gif made by dia-smthidk

Red’s bar

This is Lorelai’s bar… you can ask him questions here. He listens, a lot, and he doesn’t talk… at least you’ll hope he won’t, if you know what’s good for you.

Talking

[Me] = Ooc

Or

[Ooc] - than text

//Thinking//

Action or *action*

<Sign>

Mod is @glitchyk

MOD USES EST TIME!

Even though they will stay up late from time to time, they still have work during the school days and shit… unfortunately. Doesn’t mean they won’t get bored in class and respond, but just keep it in mind!

Mod Boundaries

Jesus Christ y’all love this man and I’ve got no clue why— shshjsjs—

I’m fine with simping or joking about it, just don’t take it anywhere not work appropriate, there is a person behind this blog after all 🤸 but like as long as it’s not inappropriate/not safe for work, we’re vibing chat, it’s good

Please do not ask things of the mod, if it is not mafia related or related to Lorelai, please do not ask the mod, because they have their own account aside from this little fandom

Fanart? I don’t know why you would make that, but, just putting it here that you can and if you do please tag me, main or here.

Will he be your father?… eh, sure./silly

Lorelai’s boundaries

Behave yourself in the bar, or else you might have to be escorted out…

No touching.

Don’t go causing trouble with other members… I know it’s odd to say but I have had some idiots in the bar.

More will be added as needed…

FAQ + extras under the cut

Mafia incorrect quotes

FAQ! Frequent questions about Lorelai

You guys might be surprised but I do get some repudiative asks that I just don’t answer but- here you go.

Why do his eyes look like that?

Well— uh they just can, 💃 lore

What is Lorelai’s card?

He is the Jack of spades, I mean… I have it in the tags of each of my posts with him, but… I guess it’s always worth clarifying here, hah

Opinions on other reds members?

He’s fine with some, though closest to Arsenic and Diamond

Can he talk?

Course he can! He even has a voice claim

Why doesn’t he talk?

You’ll figure out eventually

Is he single?

Right now? Yes~

Will he be your father?

Ask Diamond she’s the one that’s gonna throw hands with you—/silly

[mafia-lorelai]

What’s your favorite color?

-🌸

<…I don’t know, I wouldn’t say I have one.> He shrugged, it didn’t really seem important to him.

[mafia-lorelai]

I don’t wanna sleep and then miss something

:(

-🌸

<I’m sure you won’t miss anything.>

[mafia-lorelai]

I’m very tired today

Unusually tired

-🌸

Lorelai made a small hum, looking at the anon, <Perhaps you should rest then, little bird.>

[mafia-lorelai]

The yellow heart person should be your favorite, the seem cooler

-🌸

<I don’t have a favorite, though I will say, I enjoy both of you, even if you both seem to think of me in different ways.> ah yes, one saw him as a father, and the other saw him as someone attractive.. he didn’t really mind, he did find them a bit more tolerable than the other anons though

[mafia-lorelai]

Hey! We have something in common!

We can both use sign language! ^^

-🌸

Lorelai let out a small laugh, <Yes, we do have that in common, little bird.>

[mafia-lorelai]

Hym ? Who i remind you of ?

-💛

<Someone I used to work with.>

[mafia-lorelai]

How many children do you have?

<I have no idea. You odd beings just sort of came up to me and wanted to be adopted. The only one I know by name is Flower.>

I guess we can tell who the favorite kid is, eh? Than again it’s the only one he knows—

[mafia-lorelai]

What does alcohol Taste like?

-🌸

<I don’t really drink much, but I suppose you could say it.. varies. Some barely have a taste and are merely to add to a drink and are bland on their own, while others are their own thing. It really depends on the brand, who you got it from, what actual type of alcohol it is- all that.>

[mafia-lorelai]

What's your favourite drink?

<I don’t exactly have one.>

[mafia-lorelai]

I am adorable?

-💛

Lorelai looked them over, leaning a bit so he could see the anon better, a bit of a smile came to his face, he seemed amused at the question. <Let’s just say, you remind me of someone… so in a way, I suppose.>

[mafia-lorelai]

Can I have a virgin strawberry daiquiri please?

-🌸

<Sure, kid.>

See? Now that’s someone who knows how to not ask their father figure for alcohol blatantly.

[mafia-lorelai]

YOUR BABY IS PARTIALLY DEAF

<…I’m going to assume you mean the only one I know by name, Flowery.>

[mafia-lorelai]

I don’t think I’m that delightful, but thank you!

-🌸

<Well, more tolerable in the least.>

[mafia-lorelai]

Kinda random, but have you ever used tactile sign before?

Lorelai thought for a few moments, <..Yes, only slightly, though, I barely knew what it was at the time, so I found it a bit odd at first, though, not much after that. In a way, yes, but it’s been a while and was only one time, really.>

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[[For those who might not know what tactile sign is, tactile signing is a method of communicating using touch that's used by some children and adults who have both a hearing loss and sight impairment. The deafblind person places their hands over those of the signer to follow what's being communicated through touch and movement. Sorta like what Hellen Keller did in a way, she’d feel the sign someone made and/or would actually feel their face to know what they were saying.]]

[mafia-lorelai]

I feel like I made you adopt me, I apologize

-🌸

<No, it’s fine. Besides, you’re one of the more delightful ones to have around.>

[mafia-lorelai]

Arf O^O *stare *

-💛

“Pff..”

Lorelai looked down at them with a smirk, <Well aren’t you just adorable.>