You trust this face, right?

I'm just a sweet little poor little meow meow, give me your money?

[magalor-posting]

My name is Magalor. While traveling through space, I must have blacked out, and I awoke on the surface of a weird planet. With so many parts lost, the skeletal hull of my beloved Lor Starcutter is a painful sight. The engine is gone... I'm stranded.

To make matters worse, my atmospheric sensors indicate this planet's environment contains high levels of bad vibes. My life-support systems can function for only 30 days. If I can't repair the Lor Starcutter by then... No! Better not to think about it. I must find the missing ship parts!

[magalor-posting]

Trmk ob trrrrt!!! ,(🔵🔵)/🪣

Trick or treat?? I'm not giving stuff away for FREE, so uh. Trick.

Do a barrel roll

[magalor-posting]

What the fuck is a hollow weed

[magalor-posting]

Does anyone have a phone I can borrow

[magalor-posting]

Hey Magalor, where'd you go? I haven't seen you at merry magoland and I'm getting kinda worried... (ᗒ~ᗕ)”

-@kirby-posting

Hello? Hello is this thi...........lo?

Kirby?? Can you hear..........on a trip.....need........

Damn......galactic cell serv......no bars.......

[taranza-posting]

I heard of here from my friends. I hope this is the right place!

[floraliasquire]

Ok I definitely took the wrong turn at cookie country. why are there two of me???

[magalor-posting]

Two of them....

[magalor-posting]

My name is Magalor. While traveling through space, I must have blacked out, and I awoke on the surface of a weird planet. With so many parts lost, the skeletal hull of my beloved Lor Starcutter is a painful sight. The engine is gone... I'm stranded.

To make matters worse, my atmospheric sensors indicate this planet's environment contains high levels of bad vibes. My life-support systems can function for only 30 days. If I can't repair the Lor Starcutter by then... No! Better not to think about it. I must find the missing ship parts!

[olimar-posting]

🤨

[magalor-posting]

Hey.

I'm making a Log can you wait a second before we trade space insurance.

[olimar-posting]

I'd rather trade information before we make our logs, because I've dealt with some nasty fraudulent claims before.

[magalor-posting]

Ok ok ok fine let me just.

Uh.

Oh would you look at that, my information was on the ship and it blew up when I crashed, oh no, I don't have an extra copy, but I do have...

A delicious gem apple.....

[olimar-posting]

Oh how unfortunate! I've been there. If it helps, we can at least exchange contact information if we come to any legal troubles with the damages.

Though, if it's not too rude to ask, where are you from? I'm so used to the standard star folk I tend to meet out here that I often forget how varied the universe can be with everyone. It's been quite a long time since I've had a job where I've seen anyone out of my norm.

[magalor-posting]

Ah, well, I'm not exactly a good example of the folks from Popstar, but you should come by there! Forgive the shameless self promotion, but I myself do own and run an entire amusement park there. What sort of job do you have, stranger? One that hopefully doesn't have you crashing like this all the time, ha ha!

[olimar-posting]

An amusement park owner? That definitely gets me wondering how you've made it all the way out here, of all places, but nonetheless.

I work with a freight company, and it's definitely a job more familiar with ship crashes than others might be, especially when it comes to planets like this one. Honestly, with the way things have been, I'm starting to consider some other career paths.

Ha... I definitely wouldn't be blabbing about that to anyone else. Something about spilling secrets to strangers, I suppose.

[magalor-posting]

Ah, well, I do a lot of my own merchant errands. Honestly saying why I'm out this way would be embarrassing, ha ha.

Freight company, with the nose and the ears and that style of foot...don't tell me...Flukuey Freight? Amazon Giya? I can't blame you for wanting a different job, then.

Do you like the freight business? I could use a new courier...

[magalor-posting]

My name is Magalor. While traveling through space, I must have blacked out, and I awoke on the surface of a weird planet. With so many parts lost, the skeletal hull of my beloved Lor Starcutter is a painful sight. The engine is gone... I'm stranded.

To make matters worse, my atmospheric sensors indicate this planet's environment contains high levels of bad vibes. My life-support systems can function for only 30 days. If I can't repair the Lor Starcutter by then... No! Better not to think about it. I must find the missing ship parts!

[olimar-posting]

🤨

[magalor-posting]

Hey.

I'm making a Log can you wait a second before we trade space insurance.

[olimar-posting]

I'd rather trade information before we make our logs, because I've dealt with some nasty fraudulent claims before.

[magalor-posting]

Ok ok ok fine let me just.

Uh.

Oh would you look at that, my information was on the ship and it blew up when I crashed, oh no, I don't have an extra copy, but I do have...

A delicious gem apple.....

[olimar-posting]

Oh how unfortunate! I've been there. If it helps, we can at least exchange contact information if we come to any legal troubles with the damages.

Though, if it's not too rude to ask, where are you from? I'm so used to the standard star folk I tend to meet out here that I often forget how varied the universe can be with everyone. It's been quite a long time since I've had a job where I've seen anyone out of my norm.

[magalor-posting]

Ah, well, I'm not exactly a good example of the folks from Popstar, but you should come by there! Forgive the shameless self promotion, but I myself do own and run an entire amusement park there. What sort of job do you have, stranger? One that hopefully doesn't have you crashing like this all the time, ha ha!

[magalor-posting]

the fact the pikposting accounts have gotten this far makes me proud

I'm sure that folks from all over have heard of it by now! Ribbon star, Pop star, Dreamland, the mirror dimension-what could be next??

Don't come to this planet though. Apparently you crash.

[hapuchi-pikposting]

hapuchi was born here

[magalor-posting]

And Hapuchi will die here

Haha just kidding

[magalor-posting]

the fact the pikposting accounts have gotten this far makes me proud

I'm sure that folks from all over have heard of it by now! Ribbon star, Pop star, Dreamland, the mirror dimension-what could be next??

Don't come to this planet though. Apparently you crash.

[marx-posting]

are YOU flammable???

Noope! I can set things on fire, though!

[magalor-posting]

Interesting. Now how about the opposite? How long can you hold your breath underwater?

[marx-posting]

Sometimes I stop breathing

[magalor-posting]

....please elaborate.

[marx-posting]

What's not to understand

[magalor-posting]

So if I were to, completely hypothetically, put a plastic bag over your head,

[marx-posting]

I'd eat it

[magalor-posting]

Interesting, interesting.

Speaking of eating, how do you feel about poison?

[marx-posting]

Eh, I don't know. Doesn't taste that good.

[magalor-posting]

You've eaten it before, then? Any effects?

[marx-posting]

Uh.. Not really? It tasted bad and made me feel kinda icky, but i've eaten worse

[magalor-posting]

Worse? What, pray tell, was worse??

[marx-posting]

Bit a plugg once, would not recommend. Tasted like gasoline. Also tried to eat one of Susie's guns once, it went off in my mouth.

[magalor-posting]

And it didn't kill you????

[marx-posting]

Yeah I died it was tragic- NO IT DIDN'T FUCKING KILL ME. I'm still HERE

[magalor-posting]

You could be a ghost, for all I know. An illusion. A figment of my imagination.

Here let me pinch you to see if you're real

[marx-posting]

EUGH- HEY!! OW?! What the FUCK!?

[magalor-posting]

Oh, so sorry, guess you were real after all.

[marx-posting]

are YOU flammable???

Noope! I can set things on fire, though!

[magalor-posting]

Interesting. Now how about the opposite? How long can you hold your breath underwater?

[marx-posting]

Sometimes I stop breathing

[magalor-posting]

....please elaborate.

[marx-posting]

What's not to understand

[magalor-posting]

So if I were to, completely hypothetically, put a plastic bag over your head,

[marx-posting]

I'd eat it

[magalor-posting]

Interesting, interesting.

Speaking of eating, how do you feel about poison?

[marx-posting]

Eh, I don't know. Doesn't taste that good.

[magalor-posting]

You've eaten it before, then? Any effects?

[marx-posting]

Uh.. Not really? It tasted bad and made me feel kinda icky, but i've eaten worse

[magalor-posting]

Worse? What, pray tell, was worse??

[marx-posting]

Bit a plugg once, would not recommend. Tasted like gasoline. Also tried to eat one of Susie's guns once, it went off in my mouth.

[magalor-posting]

And it didn't kill you????

[marx-posting]

Yeah I died it was tragic- NO IT DIDN'T FUCKING KILL ME. I'm still HERE

[magalor-posting]

You could be a ghost, for all I know. An illusion. A figment of my imagination.

Here let me pinch you to see if you're real

[marx-posting]

are YOU flammable???

Noope! I can set things on fire, though!

[magalor-posting]

Interesting. Now how about the opposite? How long can you hold your breath underwater?

[marx-posting]

Sometimes I stop breathing

[magalor-posting]

....please elaborate.

[marx-posting]

What's not to understand

[magalor-posting]

So if I were to, completely hypothetically, put a plastic bag over your head,

[marx-posting]

I'd eat it

[magalor-posting]

Interesting, interesting.

Speaking of eating, how do you feel about poison?

[marx-posting]

Eh, I don't know. Doesn't taste that good.

[magalor-posting]

You've eaten it before, then? Any effects?

[marx-posting]

Uh.. Not really? It tasted bad and made me feel kinda icky, but i've eaten worse

[magalor-posting]

Worse? What, pray tell, was worse??

[marx-posting]

Bit a plugg once, would not recommend. Tasted like gasoline. Also tried to eat one of Susie's guns once, it went off in my mouth.

[magalor-posting]

And it didn't kill you????

[marx-posting]

are YOU flammable???

Noope! I can set things on fire, though!

[magalor-posting]

Interesting. Now how about the opposite? How long can you hold your breath underwater?

[marx-posting]

Sometimes I stop breathing

[magalor-posting]

....please elaborate.

[marx-posting]

What's not to understand

[magalor-posting]

So if I were to, completely hypothetically, put a plastic bag over your head,

[marx-posting]

I'd eat it

[magalor-posting]

Interesting, interesting.

Speaking of eating, how do you feel about poison?

[marx-posting]

Eh, I don't know. Doesn't taste that good.

[magalor-posting]

You've eaten it before, then? Any effects?

[marx-posting]

Uh.. Not really? It tasted bad and made me feel kinda icky, but i've eaten worse

[magalor-posting]

Worse? What, pray tell, was worse??

[marx-posting]

are YOU flammable???

Noope! I can set things on fire, though!

[magalor-posting]

Interesting. Now how about the opposite? How long can you hold your breath underwater?

[marx-posting]

Sometimes I stop breathing

[magalor-posting]

....please elaborate.

[marx-posting]

What's not to understand

[magalor-posting]

So if I were to, completely hypothetically, put a plastic bag over your head,

[marx-posting]

I'd eat it

[magalor-posting]

Interesting, interesting.

Speaking of eating, how do you feel about poison?

[marx-posting]

Eh, I don't know. Doesn't taste that good.

[magalor-posting]

You've eaten it before, then? Any effects?

[marx-posting]

are YOU flammable???

Noope! I can set things on fire, though!

[magalor-posting]

Interesting. Now how about the opposite? How long can you hold your breath underwater?

[marx-posting]

Sometimes I stop breathing

[magalor-posting]

....please elaborate.

[marx-posting]

What's not to understand

[magalor-posting]

So if I were to, completely hypothetically, put a plastic bag over your head,

[marx-posting]

I'd eat it

[magalor-posting]

Interesting, interesting.

Speaking of eating, how do you feel about poison?

[magalor-posting]

My name is Magalor. While traveling through space, I must have blacked out, and I awoke on the surface of a weird planet. With so many parts lost, the skeletal hull of my beloved Lor Starcutter is a painful sight. The engine is gone... I'm stranded.

To make matters worse, my atmospheric sensors indicate this planet's environment contains high levels of bad vibes. My life-support systems can function for only 30 days. If I can't repair the Lor Starcutter by then... No! Better not to think about it. I must find the missing ship parts!

[olimar-posting]

🤨

[magalor-posting]

Hey.

I'm making a Log can you wait a second before we trade space insurance.

[olimar-posting]

I'd rather trade information before we make our logs, because I've dealt with some nasty fraudulent claims before.

[magalor-posting]

Ok ok ok fine let me just.

Uh.

Oh would you look at that, my information was on the ship and it blew up when I crashed, oh no, I don't have an extra copy, but I do have...

A delicious gem apple.....