Whatisthis

and humor was his nameo

[lameborghini]

why is the word cock so sexual and thick sounding but dick is just like. an unintimidating penis. hey lil guy

[mysharona1987]

A woman sitting by herself is not waiting for you.

Caitlin Stasey. (via mysharona1987)

[sixpenceee]

Pictures of Sunsets through Shattered Mirrors by Bing Wright 

[fiftyshadesofmacygray]

It’s important to make friendships that are deeper than gossiping and drinking and smoking and going out.

Make friends who you can go get breakfast with, make friends you can cry with, make friends who support your life goals and believe in you.

[tastefullyoffensive]

[thelastgreatkings-deactivated20]

goals

[anticodon]

Rihanna becoming a bad bitch wasn’t even a gradual shift

she just woke up one morning and was like nah fuck this and chopped off her hair and started singing about ridin dick

[corporation-cats]

[fish-with-a-knife]

The first cats of spring emerge

[gaypriori]

[baqsimi]

sext: r u nakey

[pleatedjeans]

Go follow @internetluke

[maggiefied]

person: you look dead

me: thanks

[sdzoo]

So cute you just want to squish it.

[daftpostpunk]

my dying words better be “im going ghost”

[strawberrymii]

EXPLAINS MOST BOYS IN A PICTURE

[floralphilia]

"When did I hop on" had to be one of the greatest lines in existence

[skygenders]

Epic Tales By Tumblr Bloggers

[charminglyantiquated]

Classic and Reverse harpies, mermaids, centaurs, and nagas

as a species we have this habit of tacking human faces onto animals and when you think about it, it looks kind of stupid, but it looks even stupider backwards

so

[ohitscole]

"You should not be."

[nursery-deactivated20160926]

always remember this. the public school history books wont