[gremlingoth]

i’m all panic and no disco

[sdijfisjijijaijdfij-deactivated]

someone: *knocks on the door when our parents aren’t home*

me and my brother:

[doktorgirlfriend]

“Why does Tumblr romanticize Hades so much?”

Idk Clarice, maybe we’re just tired, and life is uncertain, and we like the idea of a stable husband with a steady job and a big dog and his own place away from all the loud, shapeshifting-kink party gods.

[mimir-anoshe]

- Persephone ghost wrote this. 

[nflstreet-deactivated20180710]

[slavery]

when you unsuspectingly see your best friend at the store

[internalscorpio-deactivated2019]

why the fuck would this be my reaction

[slavery]

You must not have a best friend

[bob-belcher]

[silverhawk]

all shades of pink are beautiful but rose gold is so incredibly gorgeous

[libraryspectre]

Do y'all remember being a kid and trying to read in the car while it was dark outside and your parents wouldn’t let you turn on the light so you would try to grab snatches of sentences when you passed by street lights

[kim-jisoo]

Iconic™

[kissmelou]

as a college student, my favorite words are “canceled” and “free”

[je-ne-suis-pas-un-oiseau]

Free pizza is cancelled

[classyroar]

Why would you even say something like that

[just-shower-thoughts]

‘Kobe’ is for accuracy, ‘Yeet’ is for distance.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

fam lmao what

I wouldn’t accept this shit from a movie in 2008 nvm 2018.

this is embarrasing

[lil-watervert]

What movie is this

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

this from the trailer for Fantastic Beast 2: Crimes of Grindelwald 

[patrickdiomedes]

what the fuck these look like they’re from a fucking ps2 game

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

trust me it’s worse when you see the actual trailer

[oleathe]

Oh no fire the whole studio

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

gotta throw the entire franchise away

[lyricalfatigue-deactivated20180]

Guys I’m in this movie and I’m telling you do not see it.

It’s badly written, poorly acted - everyone on set was up Johnny Depp’s ass. It’s not a good film, I had to sit through 3 weeks of trying to make a terrible scene good enough for them to want to put it in the movie.

They also cheated us (the extras) out of money that we were supposed to be paid for doing extra stuff (green screen work, having our images captured for their cgi, etc.) I’ll admit I was paid well but I wasn’t paid everything, because they named the other work something else to get away with not having to pay us for doing more than the base requirement of showing up and doing what the director said.

Do not give your money to this film.

[thehighpriestofreverseracism]

well shit then

[jhenne-bean]

(and there weren’t/aren’t enough actors of color in this franchise anyway)

[zechery-deactivated20220114]

Me: hey do you know what serotonin is?

Brain:

[knfwinthemorning-deactivated202]

[catchymemes]

Next you’re going to tell me Jason Momoa can’t breathe underwater!

[teamcoco]

WATCH: Aubrey Plaza Explains The Origins Of Her @EvilHag Handle

[w33d-witch]

Media: It’s so hot! Sweltering!! Record breaking heat unlike anything we’ve ever seen!!! Who could have possibly predicted this???

Climatologists: