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he's more scared of you than you of him.

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just another socially withdrawn guy. we're all copy and pasted here.

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if i ever try to get a driver's license please don't mail a pipe bomb to whoever would be the one to teach me to drive

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my nervous system is that of a very stressed out hamster

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this will be a mistake to google

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what do you want me to do?????????? scratch my vocal cords??? cough up a lung???? why am i coughing so much

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this book is so good and interesting. i want it uploaded into my brain

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the appointment went well. i can remain umedicated, and the doctor seemed happy that he didn't have to prescribe me anything. my next checkup is going to be in the middle of september

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rigor mortis technically means locked in

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some of the many things I'd like to see more in books/stories in general, in no particular order:

-women over 55 who are compelling and actual flashed out characters

-addiction that is shown to be repetitive, because addictions are exactly that

-evil wlw

-a story from the perspective of a parent (with either an adult OR, preferably, a younger child)

-straight t4t

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all that god has to do rn to prove that he exists is just instakill me in the psych waiting room

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oh okay "your date your mitski song". was this necessary (anyways this is one of my favourite mitski songs)

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imagine dying and your loved ones training a chatbot on your messages, and then they start believing more and more that you'd actually say all that shit

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how i'll be looking at my psychiatrist after i'll have to tell him that i completely got off my meds without letting him know first (it was three months since i ever took anything)

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all hallucinations will be touched inappropriately

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upcoming hospital visit of doom and despair

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type of shit my dad was telling me a year ago

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i have so many things lying around in my bed that this is starting to feel like a prehistoric burial