The magical hermaphrodite

Sam Lady-boy (they/them)

[magical-hermaphrodite]

You may see me and think I’m tough

But you should know I sleep with a teddy bear

[magical-hermaphrodite]

“I ain’t no fortune teller, I tryna be a nice fella, I ain’t no astrologer, I tryna be a philosopher, I ain’t no politician, I just worry bout the world’s condition, I gotta doctorate of soul, and this is my prescription”

Peace, brother, peace

Dr. John

@raine-exe

[magical-hermaphrodite]

One of the guys shares some insecurity with Frazier

Frasier down his 3 shot of whisky, shares something unhinged about himself, then laughs and says “And I am a respected psychiatrist!”

[magical-hermaphrodite]

All thee need be ingredients three ☝️

Bread? Water, flour, and yeast.

Wine? Water, sugar, and yeast.

Pasta? Water, flour, and oil

[magical-hermaphrodite]

A recipe? A recipe you say??? Don’t even know what that means!

[magical-hermaphrodite]

The very thing I’m sure y’all have been dying to know about me!

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@5000ratsinatrenchcoat

[coffee-n-kush]

[not-this-crude-matter]

[magical-hermaphrodite]

Remember ☝️ Some times self care can look like going to urgent care even when you’d rather be doing most anything else cause shit you shouldn’t ignore your body like that

Self care isn’t always fun, it’s usually just boring and that’s why it’s good for you

[magical-hermaphrodite]

I am wonderful

I am kind

I am needed

I can make the difference

[mayahart]

THE GOOD PLACE (2016—2020) cr. Michael Schur

[magical-hermaphrodite]

I’m definitely a Chidi, it’s not fun, but as a character he can help me

[skyrim-forever]

Todd Edit Every Day Until TES VI: Day 518

Sir, you can't park your guar there!

[magical-hermaphrodite]

You spend so much time asking if Sam is a boy or girl

It’s a tired question at that and far less compelling than asking “Is Sam a boy or girl?”

The difference of these questions is of course discrete, just like me, and the answer may surprise you

[magical-hermaphrodite]

I suppose I could die bitter. But no. To die bitter would be to live bitter. I won’t do that.

There are so many wonderful things I can feel, think, and do. The life I can still live I should live.

That’s a treasure. And it’s the only thing that can’t be taken from me. My choice to take life lovingly.

Messed up as life can get that’s no easy decision I can tell you. But it’s mine.

[magical-hermaphrodite]

The mulberries are here, the mulberries have been delivered, the mulberries, the mulberries

I go and I see all the trees that be, hours and hours day and day, glory be

Feet are stained purple and black, anticipation, astride across asphalt hot, a jar in hand ready for the berries to carry

Mulberries for this craft of adoration, ready now for leavened flat breads, and later wine to bring life to winter, mulberries for this craft of creation

[magical-hermaphrodite]

I gotta say it, I really do think it’s possible to become love

[magical-hermaphrodite]

This morning, as I was waking, I found myself with a vision of Louis Armstrong in drag as happy as a queen can be

[my-castles-crumbling]

pride - @wolfstarmicrofic - word count: 240 - cw: homophobia

“A child at Pride? Awful.”

Sirius had always absolutely hated the fact that protesters were allowed at Pride. He understood the idea behind it–the right to peacefully protest was important. But still, the screaming, angry, sign-wielding assholes reminded him painfully of his parents.

He was usually able to ignore them, though. Until he and Remus brought Harry to Pride for the first time.

Four-year-old Harry, in his adorable little ‘I love my guncles’ shirt, holding a rainbow flag and decked out in so many free rainbows he looked like a walking advertisement for the event.

As soon as the woman holding her ‘Homosexuality is a Sin’ sign acknowledged Harry, Sirius was ready to throw hands. Lunging forward, he glowered, one hand clenched at his side, the other grabbing for Harry’s shirt to pull him away from the woman.

But she continued talking, leaning down to get in Harry’s face.

“Young man, are you scared? I know all of these men in dresses are terrifying, yes?” she cooed, making Sirius growl and Remus start toward her as well.

But before anyone else could speak, Harry wrinkled his nose and said, “Your breath is scary. Did you eat eggs or something?”

The woman’s mouth popped open and Sirius and Remus turned to each other, smiles stretching onto their faces. 

“Hell yeah, Haz!” Sirius grinned, high-fiving his godson and scooping him up, carrying him away from the fuming woman, Remus chuckling behind them.