da ze ✰

i'm marisa kirisame and surfs on broom like it's a surfboard wttpyls (this is a primarily crack blog, but i am willing to do serious if you hmu \m/ )

[magicianmarisa]

clangs together pots and pans

[magicianmarisa]

broom dingus

[gatordingus]

oh, marisa. you look so cute in your hat. like a true magician. well, you broom dingus, bet you didn’t see this one coming

[magicianmarisa]

what the dink

who the FUCK are you ze

[magicianmarisa]

broom dingus

[magicianmarisa]

GET T HAT FUCKING SHIT AWAY FROM  ME AI HATE THIS B IUEK

[magicianmarisa]

eradicate All Tiny Bikes 2k14

[wandaa-kun-deactivated20170512]

[GASP]

A TINY BIKE!!!

[rides like 

]

[magicianmarisa]

PICKS U UP

THROWS YoU

SMASHes THe BIKE

[wandaa-kun-deactivated20170512]

WHOA!!!

[magicianmarisa]

i hate that fucking tin y bike

[wandaa-kun-deactivated20170512]

[GASP]

A TINY BIKE!!!

[rides like 

]

[magicianmarisa]

PICKS U UP

THROWS YoU

SMASHes THe BIKE

[leekluvr2]

[magicianmarisa]

sees tiny bike

pushes u off tiny bike

picks up tiny bike

THRoWS TINY BIKE

[leekluvr2]

YELLS

[magicianmarisa]

FUCK yo UR BIke

[leekluvr2]

What THE FU CK

WHY CAN’T I RIDE MY TINY BIKE IN PEACE

[magicianmarisa]

fUck Y O UR TINY BIKE i HAte IT

[leekluvr2]

[magicianmarisa]

sees tiny bike

pushes u off tiny bike

picks up tiny bike

THRoWS TINY BIKE

[leekluvr2]

YELLS

[magicianmarisa]

FUCK yo UR BIke

[magicianmarisa]

FUck THaT FUCKING Bike

[leekluvr2]

[magicianmarisa]

sees tiny bike

pushes u off tiny bike

picks up tiny bike

THRoWS TINY BIKE

[magicianmarisa]

[magicianmarisa]

boy do i love ass

[crazy-diamonds-fanboy]

[magicianmarisa]

nice

[caskitsune]

The Passionate Witch | 林けゐ [Artist’s tumblr] ※Permission was granted by the artist to upload their works.

[magicianmarisa]

boy do i love ass

[icedvmorelikebye-deactivated201]

a magician?

that’s amazing!! can you do any tricks??

[magicianmarisa]

well --

my tricks probably aren't like the kind you're thinkin' of, but i can show you one anyways if you'd like, ze!!

[icedvmorelikebye-deactivated201]

O______________O’

uh

i’m v!! i’m a priest hello bows

i don’t think i’ve seen you before either friend

[magicianmarisa]

!!!!!

well hello there v

i'm marisa!! i'm a magician ze!! a completely and absolutely ordinary magician