not gay

hi i'm zach i'm evil and i'd go gay for ariana grande's brother

[magicianmarisa]

broom dingus

[gatordingus]

oh, marisa. you look so cute in your hat. like a true magician. well, you broom dingus, bet you didn’t see this one coming

[magicianmarisa]

what the dink

who the FUCK are you ze

[gatordingus]

zach. #zachattack. me. zach rance.

[comeonfeelthenoiz-blog]

piercing dingus

who told you 

[gatordingus]

no one. i just know these things, likely because i am not a dingus

[magicianmarisa]

broom dingus

[gatordingus]

oh, marisa. you look so cute in your hat. like a true magician. well, you broom dingus, bet you didn't see this one coming

[gatordingus]

[gatordingus]

[donotsummonatallcosts-deactivat]

im going to make zach cry

[gatordingus]

i’d like to see you try. whatcha gonna do, dorito dingus? dingus me to tears? heh heh heh.

[donotsummonatallcosts-deactivat]

How about ruining your chances of winning 500,000 dollars?

[gatordingus]

Riiiight. Because you can do that.

Sorry, dingus, but I'm not buyin' it. That money's mine.

[donotsummonatallcosts-deactivat]

im going to make zach cry

[gatordingus]

i'd like to see you try. whatcha gonna do, dorito dingus? dingus me to tears? heh heh heh.

[gatordingus]

WHAT IS YOUR FAVORITE INANIMATE OBJECT?

my lucky golf ball

[donotsummonatallcosts-deactivat]

dorito dingus