Well...Shit.

uh i like beer and other shit i guess. Reading: She-Hulk Drinking: Jacko's Pumpkin Listening To: Hozier

[robbstark-archive-deactivated20]

concept:  me, but with a really cool x-men mutation and better eyebrows

[chasingwildfires]

[yelling-deactivated20190615]

As the Bacchae knew, we always tear our Gods to bits, and eat the bits we like.

Adam Gopnik, ‘What Did Jesus Do?’, The New Yorker  (via kvngslayer)

[bpdgecko]

im glad theres an article to help everyone leave me

[pennyroyalorange]

[vanessaschandler]

I’m sorry.

(requested by @homicidalbrunette)

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

if i were a drink i’d be cherry vanilla coke

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

if you were a drink what would you be

[consonant-deactivated20251203]

everyone’s like “bleach” or “sewage” please calm down edgelords

[iamfawad-deactivated20160626]

قالوا: تموت بها حبـاًً؟ قلـت:  ألا آذكروها علـى قبـري لتحيينـي they asked “do you love her to death?” i said “speak of her over my grave and watch how she brings me back to life

Mahmoud Darwish (via iamfawad)

[wordsnquotes]

You have me. Until every last star in the galaxy dies. You have me.

Amie Kaufman, Illuminae (via wordsnquotes)

[magnetasha-blog]

Mystique: You still have family, people who care for you and want to save you ... And he made Charles go bald.

Erik: He did what?! I'm gonna fuck him up!

[firstfassbender]

[whatkikiloves]

Style Crush: Esther Quek, distinguished group fashion and beauty director of luxury Middle Eastern publications The Rake and Revolution and frequent contributor to Condé Nast Traveller.

[hipsandheartbreak]

ESTHER

[saywhatjessie]

Guys.

My dudes.

You have no idea

how satisfying it is

to be the only girl at a table with five dudes

who are all hitting on the waitress

and you’re the one who gets her number

[teapalm]

(Tasha Marie) | Emerald Lake Lodge, BC website | instagram | facebook

[magnetasha-blog]

me [searching the beach with my child]: sorry honey, doesn't look like there's any sand dollars left

child: can't the ocean just make more of them?

me: and cause inflation? destroy the sand economy? jesus christ Tiffany, use your head

[magnetasha-blog]

friend: are u a big spoon or a little spoon?

me: im a knife

[snagglepuss]

“Um…Magneto tried to kill all of humanity…multiple times…”

yeah and i was there, rooting for him each time