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in memory🌼

Eddie Munson and his pet ferret that sleeps in his jacket sleeve.

Eddie, realizing that he didn't take his ferret out of his sweatshirt sleeve before leaving to school, turns to Steve like, "You wanna see my hairy noodle?"

Steve is just, "...sure."

Eddie wiggled his arm until his pet crawls out of his shirt and Steve is just like, "Oh. Thank god. I thought you were gonna get your cock out. Let me hold your hamster."

"He's a f-" Eddie loses his ferret and his mind because, "why did you say yes if you thought I was talking about my dick?"

morganbritton132

Steve, the next day: Munson, whip your little guy out. I wanna see it.

Robin 'just trying to get a drink from the water fountain' Buckley: ???????

Eddie: *conjures a ferret out of thin air*

Robin: Oh, thank god. I thought he was talking about your penis.

Eddie:

Eddie: A lot of people have been thinking about my dick lately.

astronma

“Sometimes… the former Schemer can’t tell if he’s dropped the mask he so carefully crafted. Or if the mask never truly left…”

ibbadibbadoo

once a blue moon these two eat at my brain fr

wisteriawater

to bleh to finish this. take him.

krankenmaus

baby ienzo fanart

grimfantas

domino tile

mafuyuh

let's copy papa

c-dra

Excited to share my FFXV page art for @ffgentszine 🥰 MY HOMIES I KISS GOODNIGHT!!

If you missed the initial preorder period, don't worry!! Leftover sales go live ✨July 24th✨ Got my copy and it's all so stunning! I'm so honored to be a part of such a beautiful zine project 🥹💖