Work of an Amateur

"Every artist was first an amateur"- Ralph Waldo Emerson

[morganbritton132]

The funniest pre-canon scenario is whatever Steve was doing at the Wheelers house that made all of Mike's friends think he was a douchebag.

[precioussteveharrington]

I love if Steve does just that the whole headlock thing and he's so proud of himself like YES! NAILED IT! :) while all the party is in the basement grumbling "who does this shithead think he is??" And he's hanging out with Dustin post s2 and THEN learns the kids didn't like it. "Wait what?? I thought you guys liked me this whole time :(" "I mean we didn't HATE you or anything, and we liked all those snacks you brought over when we had campaigns and you went to hang out with Nancy." "But Tommy's older brother Theo put me in a headlock and he was awesome :(" "Sorry Steve maybe it only works with friends of siblings, not your significant other's siblings?" "Well this explains a lot I guess :/"

[bahari-official]

i wish drawing was a real thing that you could actually do

[morganbritton132]

Steve, seething with rage and jealousy every time Dustin talks about his cool new adult male friend Eddie Munson, is about thirty second away from learning that Robin can't hang out after work because she has to meet up with her partner to work on their art project.

"Oh," He says. "No worries. I'll drop you off."

"No. That's okay. It's in the complete opposite direction of your house and you're always complaining about gas - as you should! Gas prices, am I right? And anyways, so..." Robin rambles.

Steve narrows his eyes and asks, "Where do they live? Cherry?

"No. More like..." She winces. "Forest Hill?"

"..."

"I didn't pick my partner and he's actually a really good artist but-"

"You can work on your project at my house."

"Steve."

"You can work on your project at my house, Robin."

[standards123]

a CEO walks into his office “any messages?” he asks his assistant “two anons want to know who tom petty is and one just says ‘post your ballsack’” “got it. check my dashboard” “that skeleton gif you like is back again” he rubs his chin pensively “mm. reblog that”

[6mayhem]

wait i just found out you can be nice to people and be their friend i thought we had to kill them all cause i was raised in a lab to be a living weapon

[pollen]

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

[morganbritton132]

The funniest pre-canon scenario is whatever Steve was doing at the Wheelers house that made all of Mike's friends think he was a douchebag.

[goldensunset]

when the characters never really make peace with it

[morganbritton132]

Steve, dating Nancy, is over at the Wheeler's house annoying Mike and saying things that are straight up Concerning™ if your brain is fully developed.

[morganbritton132]

Eddie: *picks up two drugged and injured ice cream salesmen off the road*

Robin:

Steve:

Robin: I can't believe we survived that

Steve: Yeah...How was seeing a hideous freak creature for the first time?

Eddie: ...?

Eddie 'the freak' Munson: *is a freak*

Eddie: *isn't even trying to be a freak creature so-*

Robin: Honestly, it-

Eddie: Is fucking uncalled for, man, and rude as hell to say.

Steve and Robin: *remembering that they fought a freak creature made of people who probably died*

Robin: You're right.

Steve: Sorry.

[kosmogrl]

sorry I can’t hang out tonight. yeah I’m busy freaking out over things that might not even happen. yeah it’s gonna take a while

[ewaneneollav]

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

[reallyreallyreallytrying]

people will be like "i'm bored" meanwhile there's baking soda and vinegar in the cupboard. make a volcano dude

[shamebats]

"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry

[just-another-cat-blog]

pride month!!!

[lemonsharks]

Is that a miette?

[jeanjauthor]

Pride for you!  Pride for a thousand years!!

[lost-and-cursed]

you COME OUT to miette? you come out to her as queer? oh! oh! pride for mother! pride for mother for One Thousand Years!!!!

[willowings]

i like how hannibal gets a whole tragic orphan forced cannibalism backstory set in a gothic childhood castle to explain why he’s like that but for will it’s just uhh yeah well my mom left and we were poor so now i’m the freak of the fucking century

[tokyomanjihoe]

me forcing myself to do things that make me feel better