Mai Immortale Feat Snake me up
Chapter 3:
“Omg why is heyeliner s hard,” JOhn whined to MOnk hoo took the eyeliner from him an drew perfect cat eyes onto John’s face so he was a badass chick.
Meanwhile Naru had red hair now so he was a crimsonette cuz crimson sounds awesome.
As a crimsonette he devouted his life to the ways of the thug and decided one beautifully red day in australian (google this) you should google it that he wants to be pretty like a google onegai
"YASU! "Mai yelled because Yasu had been dead at the collegee with the studdies in the cafeteria during the first year.of the university after he left japuun fdor da sweeds. But Yasu was in fact bit by the French vampire and he had not been bieddied and he wanted to go back to Monk becaiuse he was the love of his life and he wanted to learn his eyeliner skills.
When yasuhara arrived at monk’s house john was just lieaving but GENE HAD JUST ARRIVED and they instantly hit i o it off and made out whie le practising their eyeliner *ough cough* not eyeliner *cough cough* skills. And then Gene threw up and he got pregnant with a vampire baby that was also psychic and could see ghosts,.
The pregnancy wrecked havoc on everyone because gene was just too op and too gorgeous and so his children would be even more gorgeous and glorious which would make gene sad and so he made other people sad including his poor purplenette twin.
but twinkie churstle spunklej was mad because they forgot her and gne was bad for not being bad anymore and she missed him and hated her wtwin and yeah evil *isntert evil laughgh herer*
But Monk wasn’t happyyy at al because they wasn’t married and having a baby not married isn’t good and they had been not good having not safe sex. So he yelled and Gene ran away with tearrs in yeys because he was sad.
Yasuhara stripped off his shirt and squared up to MOnk to protext his baby who also stripped and they fighted a bit while Gene screamed for them to stop because THA BABIE WERE XOCOMING RIGHT NOW HE WAS GIVING BIRTHS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111
The babies exploded out of Gne and started blastin magic PK powers everythiwerhere so there was chaos on the streets and they opened a portal to another dimensiion!
in this dimension dey found seven magical rings that were made to protect the japanese mafia and were the colors of the rainbbow and the babies were in chargee of dem but they wantd mai to be their new boss but naru said NO so they game tem to the hirota because logic…
But Dumbledore closed the portal and took tha rings back because mortals couldn’t handle and then Hirota was sad buy he understand and he decided not to be a mafia boss.
But lots of people were salty with dumbleore for not getting their hogwarts letters so mai and gene and noll and yasuhara and madoka and masak ao and lin and luella and martin all gangsed up together and beat the shit out of dumbleore because he was a bad person alike seriously who gives a child to their abusive relatives wtf.
Bit Dumblrdore didnt die zuc NSnapes supposed to kill him (SPOILERS SORRY!!!1).
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All was well in the world because dumblrdore founded tumblr and made all the ghost hunters into porn blogs so nobody would follow them back.
gene decided to fix the whole for dumblerur but then he died because they dneeded a virgin sacrifice and he was the only oen lefet making no one sad. But the babies caalled aliens because they wanted daddy back and they made him a zombie and he was happy to find his crimsonette again.
Hikari sprinkle spunkles found zombie!Gene and thought he was super hot because the smell of rotting flesh totally did it for their spunkliness. They tried to make out but when Genes lips fell off but Hikari sprunkles found that totally sexy.
Crimsonette junior was all like teardrops on my guitar because his dad s lips just fell off and hikari sprunkles found that sooooo soooo totally sexy and irresistable but was also kinda disterbed because you know (its weird)
(AND IT"S SCKANDLE BECAUSE THE TRUE FAN DIDN"T REASD IT)
Nauru came back too and decided that his brother was good and wanted to be his twin zombie two and asked the aliens to make him like him but with a diffent hair because it’s rto mainstre m to have the same collors and he is a hipster.
But the aleins had another agender and turned secretly the twins into girls! So when they said gene’s lisps fell off they meant *those* lips.
Except that wasnt waht was meant at all because of course Gene went to the aliens and demanded to only have Noll be a girl because being identical is also too mainstream and noll wants to be a hipster so hed be doing his bro a favor.
So Naru was a really pretty girl and put his crimson hair in pigtails and behe begacame and idol and was really popular in the WHOLE world.
and then his song became poular and it went like:
And I was like baby, baby, baby oh
I thought you'd always be mine (mine)
Like baby, baby, baby ooh
I thought you'd always be mine
because it was and don't challenge me because he is a belieber okay it's cannon.
But Sprinkles was angry because she wanted to be famous two and Gene had dispareaed and she loved him and not Mayi anyore and she wanted to find him but Naruru was a girl now and she find him cute too. So she was confused and run to Englaje too.
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