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dumping ground of

MC + Exiles trivia

conspiracy-theorizing MC lore

silly images

Shiro+Toji propaganda

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organizational tags (subject to changes/updates)

MC trivia/speculation

Exile trivia/speculation

lore trivia/speculation

character trivia/speculation

events lore

main quest lore

silly images

will the real MC please stand up (because they do have a real actual preset canon personality 😭)

mc-posting (mc-related stuff that isn't textual analysis)

shitposting stuff that isn't memes

my amateur CN-to-ENG translations because English Housamo doesn't believe in honorifics and unfortunately I don't speak Japanese

mystar21

サンドリヨン 🤍🔥

#reblog tag #oh my heart 😔 you've done her such justice #her deepset laugh lines.... her crowsfeet..... her super sharp elbows.......#thank you op i really needed this #my grandma whom i cherish and love #old women win

OLD WOMEN WIN YES

after the disappointment that was the nerfing of xiwangmu, finally old women rep!!!!!!!!! yeah old women!!!!!!!

#coming back after 50 billion years #i might actually need to reorganize of my mess of a schedule #and she's free too it looks like!!!! old women win!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

poisonicpen

writing her next yaoi fic

#reblog tag #hekate #you will always be famous to me #thanks op that's exactly what i look like as well. complete with the unhinged expression

me seeing Jizou, the embodiment of my real life type appearance-wise, complete with the kasaya that i'm not sure whether i admire or desire:

#story of my real life: do i want to be a buddhist monk. or do i just like buddhist monks #half of my irl friends have bets on whether i'm going to join a temple one day #but also like. his face and eyebrows and (lack of) hairstyle are my type....... i mean this in the most aroace way possible.....#also lol hxh gon face syndrome lmao #good ex-catholics thirst for priests like the ones in Conclave #i on the other hand........ well i'm what happens when you take someone meant for buddhism and dunk them in a different religion #my uncle must be so pissed lmao #why did my parents do that. delaying the inevitable?

Wanted to congratulate this user for their gargantuan brain. Come get your crown, king 😔🫴👑

#housamo #mc-posting #unironically my favourite comment in the wiki #i aspire to this level of interpretation and analysis #so if you find this comment in the wild (wiki) you can tell how long this post has been in my drafts lol oops #alas i do not remember whose page it was posted under

please nobody cancel me for this but anyone up for beta-ing an aged-up unrequited kotaro→mc fic that's mostly navel-gazing and doesn't really go anywhere is about searching for closure? i don't feel like i have a super good grasp on kotaro's voice, esp since the fic is set 8y post-"canon" and he'll be (accordingly) aged up to 20. also i don't really experience attraction so if somebody could double check that for me that'd be great

#housamo #← sorry for abusing the main tag #''oh but [redacted] you still haven't even finished the main piece that this fic is a companion to''#*hits a candy cig* yeah man. life's hard. that's just how it be on this batch of an earth

red-steampunk

He's a Game Master.

Kirito, is his favorite child and not the town bike or the introverted bookworm.

Truly a dead beat father.

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No see, it makes perfect sense.

Kirito is the delinquent child that needs extra attention (sort of like if you grow up with a sibling that was prone to getting sick, your parents spend more time caring for your sick sibling). Unlike Furufumi and MC, he's a homeless orphan who had been thrown into the trash at birth, and while I don't know what the foster system in Japan is like (irl and in-game), it's implied he basically grew up in the streets by himself. What's worse is that he's supposedly attempted suicide many times before (maybe even during?) the current loop, and may still be actively suicidal.

So faced with a child whose worst traits are being fatalistic and avoidant (and who is slowly but surely taking steps to make connections and reach for a future), a child whose affairs he's explicitly not allowed to interfere in (and who has so many guardians and companions clamouring to pick up the slack for him), vs a homeless and lonely delinquent orphan, one for whom he feels great affinity (due to circumstance? due to loneliness?), it makes perfect sense he'd gravitate towards that last one. Kirito needs someone to keep on eye on him, and Mononobe can at least feel like he's doing something to help.

I have no defense for the prodigies though. He really is a deadbeat dad ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

#reblog tag #housamo #mononobe kyouma #like compare mc+lil sal. who are perpetually cheerful and happy. or at least try to be. vs depressed loners furufumi and kirito #i think furufumi still has his family at least. he just isolates himself. he has food and shelter and companions #kirito truly has nothing. you can argue he did that to himself #but from a teacher's/guardian's perspective. or an adult's perspective. how can you look away?#also like mc can defend themself. furufumi is well protected within the school/tunnels.#kirito (homeless orphan) is noted to get bullied and pushed around. and he has nothing to defend himself with #knife notwithstanding. it doesn't count because except for stabbing mc he never uses it

curren my daughter!!!!!! mc's sister in mononobe!!!!!! i love you curren i forgive you everything and i'll beat up dad for you 😭 let's all get ice cream together ok sweetie?? you me clark the other prodigies lil sal and furufumi okay sweetie?? let's all get ice cream together i love you all 😭

#of course dad pays lol #kirito can come as a +1. anything else will send certain people into fits of jealousy #man can you imagine furufumi as the oldest most responsible member in a group outing? lmao #designated babysitter. mc can't be trusted not to be followed by chaos. shuichi only cares about duo

😭 sensei finally embraced his parental side "did you do your homework? oh but remember your health is the most important thing" he talks like my grandma frfr 😭😭😭 sir are you my grandma?????

"you should try to be like your parent(s)" i don't have parents?????? YOU are my parent?????? mc acting like a spoiled cat headbutting its owner's hand. "were you feeling lonely?" YEAH DAD YOU LEFT. I MEAN YOU CAME BACK BUT ALSO YOU LEFT. ARE YOU FINALLY BACK FROM BUYING MILK DAD????

"sorry i left you" DAD!!!!!! "i'll always wait here for you, so go walk your path" DAD!!!!!!!!!!!

also his victory line "let's end homeroom here." more like that fire emblem three houses meme, "the bell doesn't dismiss you, I DO"

#the way mc acts in the touch line is just like lil sal lmao #also the gentle encouragement with furufumi 🥺🥺🥺 so he remembers he has 3 children???? (9 if you count the prodigies)#(9.5 if you count kirito. man i bet furufumi was soooo jealous about that. i'm totally not projecting. at least mc loves furufumi too)#i spent like 500 stones and all my tickets just for this man. worth it. welcome home dad #was gonna have an aneurysm because what if shiro banners rerun before dad comes home. what if new shiro/toji alt #but it's all good. dad >>>>>> bf.

sensei????????????

#the sheer sound i made sucking a breath in through my teeth #kyouma????????? i think the fuck not??????? afaic he's mononobe mononobe #also yayyy my girlie curren (karen?????????) can finally come home!!!#at last my prodigy family will be complete 💖