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shaddentekkers • true love
The Taste Of You Is All Over My Teeth
Zack Sabre Jr/Ryohei Oiwa, 1030 words
Summary:
Oiwa knew Zack, and knew there were only two ways he would deal with this: isolate himself, or blow off some steam before he got too in his head about it. Oiwa much preferred the second one, especially when it involved him. Zack was the one who always told him not to ruminate on losses too much, not to let them affect his training or his sleep. This time, Oiwa just had to be the one to remind him.
tags under the cut:
Most Beloved Wrestler Ship Tournament
ROUND 2 - #16
Kenny Omega X "Speedball" Mike Bailey
Chris Brookes X Zack Sabre Jr
Propaganda:
KO x SMB
-It’s pure delusion but I think I could convince people -hey guys. sorry. understander here. this is a one-sided ship, just to not get anything twisted; speedball at many points idolizes and hypes up kenny with very little praise or even interaction in return. kenny is an insanely successful canadian professional wrestler who found his own way in the business, took the roads less traveled, and became one of the most popular wrestlers in the world for it. kenny is proof, along myriad other unorthodox wrestlers in the late 2000s to early 2010s, that someone like speedball could make it. they want to team with him and care for him but above all they want to TEST themselves on him. after all, cloud beats sepiroth. the ultima weapon beats the one-winged angel. and basically any time speedball praises kenny he gets weird about it because of [INSERT MYRIAD KENNY OMEGA SELF-WORTH ISSUES HERE]. it's good 👍
CB x ZSJ
-They have a whole storyline that goes years now, in New Japan and DDT. They are each other's biggest supporters in everything, Chis cried when Zack won the G1 a couple of years ago. -the sheer amount of sexual chemistry radiating from even just a photo of them in the same vicinity -In short - they can’t get enough of each other. Exhibit A: DDT April Fool 2024 Exhibit B: ZSJ wins the G1 and gets surprised by Chris Brookes backstage (skip to 15:00 in the linked video) Exhibit C: The photoshoot/interview they did when they were each the top champion of their respective companies at the same time Exhibit D: By his own admission, Zack told Chris about his IWGP championship win before he told his own mother! (Sadly I do not have a freely accessible link for this one.) Exhibit E: DDT Wrestle Peter Pan 2025 Exhibit F: The time that ZSJ skipped out on NJPW’s World Tag League to wrestle in Chris’s ‘Baka Gaijin and Friends’ 3rd anniversary show…which sadly ended in Zack getting shot and dying in Chris’s arms… (Skip to 2:10:30 for the events leading up to this tragic accident) Sadly, it was not true love’s kiss but a can of Sapporo that revived him. 😂 Exhibit G: DDT ultimate party, December 2025 Exhibit H: From a DDT show in 2026 Exhibit I: What happens in Manila stays in Manila…
AEW DYNAMITE • July 8, 2026
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✰ Kenny Omega's GL/Kota Ibushi inspired gear ✰
AEW DYNAMITE • July 8, 2026
AND NEW AEW WORLD CHAMPION... KENNY OMEGA!
jey immediately going for a hug (and sami initially being caught so off-guard he didn't know what to do with his hands before finally returning the embrace)
FRIDAY NIGHT SMACKDOWN | 07.03.26
Forbidden door introduced me to a new pink guy, I LOVE him
The Taste Of You Is All Over My Teeth
Zack Sabre Jr/Ryohei Oiwa, 1030 words
Summary:
Oiwa knew Zack, and knew there were only two ways he would deal with this: isolate himself, or blow off some steam before he got too in his head about it. Oiwa much preferred the second one, especially when it involved him. Zack was the one who always told him not to ruminate on losses too much, not to let them affect his training or his sleep. This time, Oiwa just had to be the one to remind him.
tags under the cut:
Most Beloved Wrestler Ship Tournament
ROUND 1 - Matchup #63
Dangerous Tekkers (Taichi X Zack Sabre Jr)
Kane X Rob Van Dam
Propaganda:
Dangerous Tekkers
-they literally found themselves through their partnership... their tag team helped them both figure themselves out and gain confidence, and they were always there for each other. even now that they're in different factions, the love is obviously still there <33
K X RVD
-True Story: Britney Spears wrote Criminal about these two. They are deeply unhealthy for each other and Kane might have tortured Rob a little bit and almost set him on fire after kidnapping him, but that's what makes them such a compelling ship
throwing this out there as a last resort but does anyone know if there are places you can watch old episodes of TNA (like around 2013) where you don't have to pay? 😭 I feel like I've searched everywhere but I could only find a couple of shows on dailymotion and such. I wouldn't even mind subscribing to tna+ or whatever it is now to access the archives but I seem to have trouble doing so. any help would be much appreciated 🫶🏼
idk either but if anyone DOES know i would also like to know 😭 i have tna+ but deadass the subscription barely works. their app is genuinely so fuckijg ass
if you're still looking I found (seemingly) every episode from 2004 to 2015 on archive.org!
here
Learn this list so you are up to date with Zack Sabre Jr's list of submission holds
Article 50 (Cross armbreaker)
Barry from Eastenders (Grounded abdominal stretch)
Cremation Lily (Double omoplata / Figure-four stump puller combination)
Clarky Cat / Jim Breaks Armbar (Omoplata stepover scissored armbar)
Clarky Cat (Bad Balloon Remix) (Stretch Muffler / Armlock combination)
Clarky Cat G1 34 Winner Tekkers Version (Calf slicer / omoplata stepover scissored armbar combination)
How About These Legs/You Can't Play Conkers In England (Standing armlock cross hold)
Hurrah! Another Year, Surely This One Will Be Better Than The Last; The Inexorable March of Progress Will Lead Us All to Happiness (Double armbar octopus hold)
Hypernormalisation (Back-mounted inverted surfboard)
Orienteering with Napalm Death (Stretch Muffler / Calf slicer combination)
Rear naked choke
Selected Technical Works Vol.2 (Indian deathlock/rear naked choke combination)
South Mimms Services (Elevated Fujiwara armbar)
Sunday Rail Engineering Works Replacement Bus Service (Heel hook)
Tesco Meal Deal (Head scissors/hammerlock combination)
Yes! I Am a Long Way From Home (Indian Deathlock/Octopus hold combination)
Young Boy Killer (Double leg-trap chickenwing Inverted facelock)
Jim Breaks Special (Elevated wristlock)
Yess thanks for compiling this! One of my favourite things about Zack is the unhinged names he has for his finishers.
I thought I'd make a list explaining each name! As you can see, they're mostly named after British pop culture deep cuts, experimental indie music, or mundane aspects of life in the UK.
Article 50 – the legal mechanism by which the UK left the EU (aka Brexit). There was a period of time where British news would not shut up about it.
Barry from EastEnders – a famous character from one of the most popular soap operas in the UK
Cremation Lily – an experimental electronic music artist
Clarky Cat/Bad Balloon – names of fake drugs from the late 90s UK satirical news show Brass Eye
Jim Breaks Armbar/Jim Breaks Special – tribute to an infamous British wrestler from the 70s
You Can't Play Conkers in England – a widely mocked clip from a documentary about the band Bros, referencing the myth that the traditional British playground game of conkers has been banned by the government for safety reasons (commonly used as a right wing talking point for some reason)
Hurrah! Another Year, Surely This One Will Be Better Than The Last; The Inexorable March of Progress Will Lead Us All To Happiness – album by the post-rock band Youthmovies/Youthmovie Soundtrack Strategies
Hypernormalisation – a 2016 documentary by Adam Curtis about the narratives of neoliberalism and how they've become decreasingly detached from reality (based on what I read anyway! I've not seen it)
Orienteering with Napalm Death – a joke by the British comedian Stewart Lee (Stewart Lee has since been made aware that Zack named a move after one of his routines and seems equal parts amused, confused and flattered by it)
Rear Naked Choke – not sure about this one. Must be some really obscure reference (jk)
Selected Technical Works vol.2 – a play on 'Selected Ambient Works Volume II', an album by Aphex Twin
South Mimms Services – motorway service station on the M25/A1(M) just north of London (I've never been but I hear it's a decent one – it's no Gloucester Services though)
Sunday Rail Engineering Works Replacement Bus Service – planned rail engineering works often happen on a Sunday in the UK and replacement bus services are usually provided for affected routes. They're notorious for being slow and unreliable and are the bane of anyone trying to get home at the weekend
Tesco Meal Deal – an iconic UK lunchtime institution for office workers and students alike: a sandwich/salad, a snack, and a drink for a fixed price (constantly increasing). There's a strong culture of judging other people's meal deal picks.
Yes! I Am a Long Way from Home – song by post-rock band Mogwai
Young Boy Killer – male trainees in Japan are known as "young boys". This hold presumably kills them
My leading theory for why his moves have such eccentric names, other than that it's very funny, is that NJPW's website always records what move a match was won with. And apart from the Zack Driver and his European Clutch, ZSJ doesn't have a distinct finisher: he's like an improv jazz artist, mixing up submission holds in free-flowing tangles of limbs until his opponent submits. So I imagine he's often in the situation where he's asked for the name of a complex hold that he either figured out the day before the match or just came up with on the fly. At which point I'm guessing he just says the first thing that comes into his head. Some of these holds were only used once as far as I know and probably will never be used again! Such is the joy of his style.
I have no idea if I'm right, but if I ever get the chance to interview him, it'll be the first question I ask.
Most Beloved Wrestler Ship Tournament
ROUND 1 - Matchup #57
Chris Brookes X Zack Sabre Jr
Athena X Mercedes Mone
Propaganda:
CB X ZSJ
-They have a whole storyline that goes years now, in New Japan and DDT. They are each other's biggest supporters in everything, Chis cried when Zack won the G1 a couple of years ago. -the sheer amount of sexual chemistry radiating from even just a photo of them in the same vicinity
A X MM
-Uneasy rivals to rivals with benefits
am i interrupting something????