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your honor, in my defense: who cares like omfggggggggg who cares???????????? like. come On

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remember to leave out some ice water in honor of Ben tonight you guys make sure to leave blankets under the tree

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The most beloved character on turn is the "dogs mine tho" guy actually

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every episode of TURN is like:

Ben’s angry and flustered about something

Abe’s driving the tension to uncomfortable levels

Rob does something at the last second to remind us he’s in the show

Anna’s going through something unnecessary and exhausting

Abigail’s one of the only people who actually know what theyre doing

Caleb’s providing 80% of the show’s warmth

Sprout might say something mildly unsettling

Simcoe’s definitely up to something

Mary and Peggy and Anna are all doing too much for some guy

Akinbode and Selah are having personal journeys offscreen

Hewlett’s starring in a movie and we’re only seeing the highlights

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au where when John gets through telling Peggy to go seduce Arnold for information Peggy just grabs two pieces of bread and holds them to either side of John’s face and asks what he is

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i still think a hocus pocus au would be hilarious like imagine they haven’t been told anything about any special candle and calebs been using this candle all week with no issue but then ben lights the candle and bang! these freakin, witches appear and there’s a cat and ben and anna are both irate about the witch thing and it’s sheer chaos and then on like the second to last sentence or whatever they’re finally told why the witches appeared when specifically ben lit the candle and so the last sentence is caleb gearing up to absolutely roast benjamin only for anna to tiredly beat him to it and

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Ngl i want to see Caleb teaching his friends how to throw axes and/or knives like he does. Just bc it's a valuable skill for survival and also for looking badass.

- Ben kinda sucks at it. Like in an actual life or death situation if his only option was to throw something sharp at somebody he could probably get the job done but it just makes him look like a librarian with anger management issues and he's better off with a sword or gun for looking badass.

- Abe also kinda sucks at it but is more likely to go for throwing sharp things at people outside of it being a last resort. He generally needs more than one throw to hit the target and would honestly rather stealth directly into backstabbing range

- Townsend acts disinterested in learning to throw sharp objects but practices independently and actually gets very proficient at throwing little knives he'll kill you

- Anna is most eager and has already hit Been with a ladle from clear across camp (only small exaggeration) before so it isn't long before she's not only throwing sharp objects but also looking highly badass while doing it, though the general consensus is that the ladle is scarier by far.

- Mary is a little too enthusiastic and Caleb is almost certain she imagines specific targets when practicing.

- Sprout is baby years old nobody's allowed to teach him weapons what's wrong with you

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Getting Ben's Attention

Abe: *yells Ben's code number*

Caleb: *bellows lewd shanties at the top of his lungs*

Anna: *yeets a ladle at Ben*

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spot the difference

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Anna: where's Ben? I need to ask him about the mission.

Caleb: on it.

Caleb, shouting: oy, tALLBOY! Annie's got some questions for ya, you flaxen-haired Argonaut!

Caleb:

Anna: thank you, Brewster. I definitely won't get to talk to him now.

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(discussing a serious mission with Washington)

Ben: I just have to decide who to send and then

Washington: listen to me. They must be strong.

Ben: are you sure?

Washington: of course I'm sure! The task is monumental.

Ben: if you say so, sir.

Ben, later: Anna I have some news you're gonna love Washington asked for you specifically by name

Washington, later: your men did an excellent job

Ben: my what

Washington: your men. Tell me, which of them did you send?

Ben: you told me to send Anna Strong?? And I did???

Washington: I told you What

Ben: I mean selah wasn't exactly an option sir

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Washington: you forget yourself!

Ben: no I don't? I'm Benjamin Tallmadge? Anyway back to my point of how stupid you're being,

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Townsend: I don't need friends

Abe: okay

Townsend: I don't want friends

Abe: right

Townsend: I am happier alone. In isolation. By myself.

Abe: absolutely.

Townsend:

Abe:

Townsend:

Abe: so. coffee and draughts?

Townsend: yeah, man, grab a chair.

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Ben: (after outlining a plan to disregard Washington's orders) and that's my plan. Washington can't- *sarcastically* where is Washington? We-

Anna, w/o looking up from sewing: There's Washington, right there.

Ben: *dives behind tent*

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Ben, after getting shot: this is fine it's. It's fine. It's alright.

Ben, when someone else almost gets shot: *after a two second delay* (shrieking)

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Caleb: day three in the Turtle. They ain't spotted me yet but when they do they gonna be surprised!

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Abe: is something going on with Ben and Anna? They seem annoyed with each other.

Caleb: I said I had a job for the Mom Friend and they both stood up so now they're fighting.