Why Can't We Make It Green?

Fauna Perry House of the snake 17 years young One year left I unfortunately have two sisters

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Where did you get this?

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Alright.

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-Rolls her eyes-

I never accused you. You were here before me. Did. You. See. Them?

-Raises her eyebrows-

No, I have better things to do than pay attention to other people's stupidity.

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I think there's something wrong with this costume....

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Well I guess that just depends where you’re from, right? Or what your background is? Some people with perfectly average names find them weird. Fauna is one I haven’t heard before, but I like it; does it mean anything? That sounded weird, but some names mean things like ‘graceful’, or ‘warrior’, so.

No, my parents were just unusual. Fauna is all of the animal life of any particular region or time. Nothing fancy.

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I think there's something wrong with this costume....

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Thanks? I mean it could be worse, so. Anyway, do I get to know your name, or am I supposed to guess?

I say that because most names are normal compared to mine. It's Fauna.

[always-watching-always-blog]

Alright.

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-Glares at her-

Mess. You. Same place. Can I spell it out any more?

First, none of that was spelling, those were words. Second,I can easily say the same for you -points to the mess- Mess -points to Rose- You -points to both at once- same place. Find some actual fucking evidence before you accuse me of something I didn't do ever again. 

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Alright.

Who left this mess here? Because I sure as hell am not cleaning it up.

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How the hell should I know?

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I think there's something wrong with this costume....

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O-O you’re c-chilly! H-Here h-have m-my j-jacket! [takes off his jacket and hands it to her] 

That's not what I... oh, whatever. -slides the jacket on- But won't you need it back?

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Well I got it first so, too bad.

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Then I guess it can’t be helped, it must be tough being such a good person.

It's actually quite exhausting.

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I think there's something wrong with this costume....

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You’re welcome. Oh right, sorry; I’m Phillip.

Phillip, that's a normal name.

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Well I got it first so, too bad.

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I bet it did, maybe next time you could try spinning it in a way that won’t gross you out as well.

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But then even I wouldn't believe it.

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I think there's something wrong with this costume....

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"W-Well I m-mean y-your b-b-br-bra is s-showing. A-And a-aren’t y-you c-cold?" 

Half the girls in this school walk around like this all the time, I can do it for one day. 

It's a bit chilly but -shrugs-

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I think there's something wrong with this costume....

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Yes indeed you did, I applaud you.

Thanks. I didn't catch your name.

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I think there's something wrong with this costume....

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I was planning to make an appearance at that, but I have no idea how long i’ll stay. It depends on the company I find. 

Well I wouldn't want to hold you up or anything. -ready to walk away-

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Well I got it first so, too bad.

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Oh…oh god that’s actually disgusting and just like that I officially have lost my appetite which is just as well.

-finishes the last bite and holds her stomach- Good thing I was almost done, that description made me queasy...

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Well I got it first so, too bad.

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Next time I fucking won’t. 

Why are you still talking?

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I think there's something wrong with this costume....

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[lets them both into the common room] So any plans for that costume and your evening, or just taking them for a ride?

Supposedly there's a party going on but I don't think I'll actually go.

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I think there's something wrong with this costume....

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W-Well aren’t y-you c-cold? Or e-embarrassed a-at all? 

Not really. Should I be?