The Ginger Avenger

Hola! Name's Elliot Shepard: Warbler extraordinaire and that weird guy with the video camera. There's never a dull moment here so laugh it up.

[starbright-berry]

"I would say it’s very good news for you."

[makethemlaughelliot-blog]

"Is that your way of saying you like me, Berry?"

[starbright-berry]

"I do like gingers."

[makethemlaughelliot-blog]

"Guess that's good news for me."

[starbright-berry]

"Are you asking if one reason I like you is because of your hair?"

[makethemlaughelliot-blog]

"No, but I think it probably caught your attention to actually want to talk to me."

[starbright-berry]

"Bless Ed Sheeran."

[makethemlaughelliot-blog]

"Is that one reason you like?" 

[starbright-berry]

"I think it’s your hair really. Really draws a person in."

[makethemlaughelliot-blog]

"I thought it drove people away. Guess since Ed Sheeran showed up, red heads get more love. "

[starbright-berry]

"While that was clever… It’s not true. I don’t believe in leagues. I believe in attraction and chemistry and a connection. And I think we have that."

[makethemlaughelliot-blog]

 "One of my better ones. I think so too, I just never thought you really noticed me like that. "

[unstoppablesmythe]

"I very rarely have time to look at the walls in this magnificent male establishment. But absolutely. What’s the script, sir? Why thank you, I’ll keep up the routine."

[makethemlaughelliot-blog]

"Too busy keeping your eyes on the real prize, huh? Can't say I blame you, there are some pretty guys around here and I don't even swing that way. I'm glad you ask, I'm not one to give away the script till auditions, but it's got a bit of everything especially betrayal. I can give you a printed copy later. You should, it's doing you wonders."

[unstoppablesmythe]

"I don’t recall being offered. Feel free to make me famous, Mr. Shepard."

[makethemlaughelliot-blog]

"I put up flyers around the school...But you'll do it? That's the kind of spirit I am looking for! Glad to welcome you to the cast, Mr. Smythe. Casting of the roles is still something we gotta work out, but trust me you are shoe in for my leading man with that face."

[starbright-berry]

"That’s ridiculous."

[makethemlaughelliot-blog]

"Not, it's true. You're this gorgeously talented girl and I'm Ell. I'm not even in the league near your league. I'm like 20,000 leagues under the sea."

[starbright-berry]

"Of course I did…"

[makethemlaughelliot-blog]

"Why? You could kiss any guy here you want and you kissed me." 

[starbright-berry]

"I….just wanted to."

[makethemlaughelliot-blog]

"You actually wanted to kiss me?"

[starbright-berry]

[makethemlaughelliot-blog]

"W-What was that for?"

[starbright-berry]

[makethemlaughelliot-blog]

[starbright-berry]

"That’s what I like to hear."

[makethemlaughelliot-blog]

[starbright-berry]

"If I’m the star, does that mean I get special treatment?"

[makethemlaughelliot-blog]

"Yeah, whatever you want, I'll get it or do it or whatever."

[starbright-berry]

"It would have been a really bad movie."

[makethemlaughelliot-blog]

"Exactly and that can't happen. Only the best for my audience and my star."

[starbright-berry]

[makethemlaughelliot-blog]

I should've thought of asking you first. What would my movie be without my star?"