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the story doesn’t have to end.
DONKEY! What in the hot buns were you thinking?! I can't believe you'd sell me out to that pompous fartwad. I thought we were friends!
❝ YOU’RE JOKIN’ right ? would i do that to you, gingy ? forreal. you and your lil’ ging-uh legs better be walkin’ on out of here before i SNATCH that gumdrop right offa your chest. ❞
[11/1/15, 3:34:31 PM] @nearquaads: gonna tear off ur gumdrop buttons, u gingerbread fcuk [11/1/15, 3:34:34 PM] giingybadman: wow SAYS THE GUY WHO BATHS IN SALTWATER AS A PART OF HIS BEAUTY REGIME [11/1/15, 3:34:53 PM] giingybadman: N [11/1/15, 3:34:54 PM] nearquaads: THAT’S TO PRESERVE HIS YOUTH [11/1/15, 3:35:01 PM] nearquaads: AND HIS STRONG JAW [11/1/15, 3:35:10 PM] giingybadman: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TOUCH MY FUCKING PURPLE GUMDROP BUTTONS I WILL TEAR YOU APART [11/1/15, 3:35:25 PM] nearquaads: THEN I’LL RIP YOUR ARMS OFF [11/1/15, 3:35:30 PM] nearquaads: AND DEVOUR THEM IN FRONT OF YOU [11/1/15, 3:35:35 PM] giingybadman: fuck yOU I GOT MY FRIENDS TO HAVE MY BACK UNLIKE YOU [11/1/15, 3:35:37 PM] nearquaads: SO YOU CAN’T DO SHIT [11/1/15, 3:35:38 PM] giingybadman: DO YOU EVEN HAVE FRIENDS? [11/1/15, 3:35:40 PM] giingybadman: DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT A FRIEND IS? [11/1/15, 3:35:40 PM] @makiingwaffles: DONKEY! [11/1/15, 3:35:50 PM] nearquaads: I HAVE THELONIOUS [11/1/15, 3:35:53 PM] nearquaads: AND………OTHER PPL [11/1/15, 3:36:10 PM] nearquaads: FRIENDS ARE GROSS, I HAVE SUBJECTS [11/1/15, 3:36:25 PM] giingybadman: SUBJECT YOUR ASS TO THE ELECTRIC CHAIR, FARTWAAD [11/1/15, 3:36:39 PM] makiingwaffles: DDDDDDDDDONKEY! [11/1/15, 3:37:29 PM] nearquaads: I’LL SUBJECT YOU TO BE SHOVED UP THIS JACKASS (DONKEY, GET OVER HERE) [11/1/15, 3:37:56 PM] giingybadman: HEY FUCK YOU LEAVE MY GOOD FRIEND DONKEY OUT OF THIS [11/1/15, 3:38:29 PM] nearquaads: YOUR GOOD FRIEND THREW U UNDER A BUS [11/1/15, 3:38:38 PM] nearquaads: DONKEY TOLD ME TO EAT U INSTEAD OF HIM [11/1/15, 3:38:38 PM] giingybadman: pROOF? [11/1/15, 3:38:45 PM] nearquaads: oHHHH BITCH I GOT PROOF [11/1/15, 3:38:47 PM] nearquaads: JUST U WAIT [11/1/15, 3:38:50 PM] giingybadman: HE SAID IT UNDER IMMENSE STRESS [11/1/15, 3:38:54 PM] nearquaads: HOLD UP, DIS GON BE GOOD [11/1/15, 3:38:55 PM] nearquaads: LIES [11/1/15, 3:38:56 PM] giingybadman: WE ALL SAY THINGS UNDER IMMENSE STRESS [11/1/15, 3:38:57 PM] nearquaads: EXCUSES [11/1/15, 3:39:34 PM] makiingwaffles: DONKEY DIDN’T MEAN IT [11/1/15, 3:39:34 PM] giingybadman: FARTWAAD MORE LIKE FARTWAAT YOU SHORT IMBECILE [11/1/15, 3:39:48 PM] giingybadman: AT LEAST I’M TRUE TO SIZE [11/1/15, 3:40:17 PM] giingybadman: I DON’T NEED THIS RIGHT NOW [11/1/15, 3:41:32 PM] nearquaads: WHAT YOU NEED [11/1/15, 3:41:36 PM] nearquaads: IS JESUS [11/1/15, 3:41:43 PM] nearquaads: OR A DROWNING IN MILK [11/1/15, 3:41:54 PM] giingybadman: I THINK YOU NEED TO BE DROWNED IN MILK THIS TIME [11/1/15, 3:41:56 PM] giingybadman: SEE HOW IT FEELS [11/1/15, 3:42:43 PM] nearquaads: HOW DARE [11/1/15, 3:42:45 PM] nearquaads: I’M LACTOSE INTOLERANT [11/1/15, 3:42:59 PM] giingybadman: GOOD [11/1/15, 3:43:01 PM] nearquaads: I’M NOT THE ONE MADE TO BE DUNKED IN MILK [11/1/15, 3:43:10 PM] giingybadman: CHOKE ON YOUR DAMN POOPS YOU FUCK
( its ya boy gingy. )
NEARQUAADS
❝ What slanderous lies! I’ll have your tongue, you filthy fairytale vermin! – Thelonious! Inform the cook that we will be having ass for dinner tonight. ❞
❝ OH, YOUR MAJESTY, asses don’t taste good with no side item ! you know what would work ? GING-AH-BREAD. ❞
I demand you enlighten the kingdom with how you managed to impregnate a dragon. I DEMAND IT.
❝ FARQUAAD’S inta dragons ? how a lil man like you gon’ get ya freak on with a dragon. ❞
Valentines is coming soon! Gotta done me a bae
MAKIN’ WAFFLES!
@aeshildr
❝ YOU LIKE WAFFLES ? hope so, ‘cuz in tha mornin’, i’m MAKIN’ ’EM ! ❞
@impcssibly
❝ HEY, PRETTY LADY. wat’chu doin’ out here in these woods all ALONE ? ain’t got a steed or NOTHIN’ ? ❞
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