Shit My Idiots Say

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"polyamorous does that mean she's waterproof?"

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"I wanna shit my pants so I can go home"

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"Chickens have two titties"

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Me: Is that from Tangled?

Aleesha: ... its Coldplay...

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"Make like a boost and juice"

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"You made me catch feelings. So im gonna make you catch these hands"

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"If I die im taking you with me fatty"

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“I have one ace and home brew in my eye”

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“I can’t swallow while you’re looking at me”

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“Why is bulbasaur disabled”

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“Marijuana frog”

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“Let me dry ree”

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“Cheesecake on my pussy”

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“I drink thick milk and go nap nap”

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“Drugs on the right, apricots to the left. Here I am”

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“Keelhaul your meathole”

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“Morse code= Brail for the ears”