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@maksimofrussia
I am going to get a pet bear. It seems a good, strong, noble animal. @countesssurikova what should I name the beast?
I don't know. Leave me alone, I'm reading.
Yekaterina. You must help me name the bear. I asked you a question, answer it.
Fine. ĐĐžŃĐșĐ°. Happy?
That just means bear!
You asked.
You're impossible. I'm done with this.
I am going to get a pet bear. It seems a good, strong, noble animal. @countesssurikova what should I name the beast?
I don't know. Leave me alone, I'm reading.
Yekaterina. You must help me name the bear. I asked you a question, answer it.
Fine. ĐĐžŃĐșĐ°. Happy?
That just means bear!
I am going to get a pet bear. It seems a good, strong, noble animal. @countesssurikova what should I name the beast?
I don't know. Leave me alone, I'm reading.
Yekaterina. You must help me name the bear. I asked you a question, answer it.
I am going to get a pet bear. It seems a good, strong, noble animal. @countesssurikova what should I name the beast?
You have been talking with my fiancée very familiarly. She keeps the weirdest of company, but whatever. Just don't get too friendly
-Maksim Zernov
My leaving of the door open has let the most ill mannered of drafts in it seems, you are not welcome here.
I don't like what you're implying. I go where I want, I am a prince.
Royalty does not equate to intelligence nor charisma, both core principles of which you lack. Go where you please, but do not expect to be groveled on in lands you do not belong.
I have been trained in the art of war. Don't try to threaten me.
I said not a threat. Perhaps it is something you get off to, being threatened. Why else would you mention it so often? And trained in the art of war? War is less of an art and more of a flail of desperation disguised as poise. Is that how you wish to be seen?
It is not my fault people here don't know how to respect their betters! War is VERY intricate, I don't expect you to understand it.
You have been talking with my fiancée very familiarly. She keeps the weirdest of company, but whatever. Just don't get too friendly
-Maksim Zernov
My leaving of the door open has let the most ill mannered of drafts in it seems, you are not welcome here.
I don't like what you're implying. I go where I want, I am a prince.
Royalty does not equate to intelligence nor charisma, both core principles of which you lack. Go where you please, but do not expect to be groveled on in lands you do not belong.
I have been trained in the art of war. Don't try to threaten me.
You have been talking with my fiancée very familiarly. She keeps the weirdest of company, but whatever. Just don't get too friendly
-Maksim Zernov
My leaving of the door open has let the most ill mannered of drafts in it seems, you are not welcome here.
I don't like what you're implying. I go where I want, I am a prince.
I should monitor my fiancée's account. She seems to be making some...interesting acquaintances.
Interesting, huh? I had no idea you liked me so! How charming!
Hm. You could say that. You're certainly spending a lot of time with her.
What can I say? We traveled the world together and she makes good company.
Does she really?
Yes, of course! She's lovely, and thoughtful, and a very good listener. Did you know she saved my life back in Moscow? I would have died if she hadn't swept through and stole me away from the shamblers. She never fails to make me feel appreciated just as much as I appreciate her. Not to mention, she's the smartest person I've ever met. Have you seen the speed of her problem solving? It's astronomical! She's number 1 on my list.
Oh, but don't worry dear, on my people ranking list you just about make...mmmmh... 230. The list is 231 people long.
Well it's not as if you have any standing anyway. You wouldn't know how the world works.
Really? Wow. I had no idea. I well I better ask my wonderful Countess Yekaterina to educate me. What's the point of being ignorant? Hm, Prince?
Stop bringing Yekaterina up. She's unrelated.
My apologies. I assumed this conversation was started by talking about Yekaterina's friends. I find it's only customary to keep her relevant.
I meant stop talking about her every sentence! She's not the center of the universe!
She's the center of mine. She's not the center of yours? I thought you were her betrothed?
Why is she? Don't you have other friends? She's my fiancée because no one else would marry her. She's nice, I guess, but not the center of the damn universe!
No. I don't have any other friends. Anymore. Don't you know Moscow fell? And plus, even if I did still have my friends she would rule over them all like the legend she is and deserves to be called. Too bad for you that you're too blind and stupid to see it, you utter shit eating buffoon. Take that salt out of your eyes so you can stop sitting like you have a stick up your ass and looking like you ate sand.
LÚse-majesté! Yekaterina will be hearing about this. She needs to make better decisions regarding the company she keeps.
Don't make her choose sides! You're such a puppy kicker. (Even though I have an inkling as to who she would choose.)
I'm not making her choose sides! This isn't an argument! Not like she could choose your side if it was
I don't know. Choosing between her fiancé and her best friend just because you're mad about the facts I'm telling? Sounds like picking sides to me.
You're getting on my nerves. You are not her best friend, just some random woman she happened to be traveling with anyway.
Maybe you should talk to your future wife more if that's the assumption you're making.
I talk to her plenty.
What's the color of her eyes?
Blue, probably! Most people here have blue eyes!
Probably? What shade?
Navy.
Is it not?
No. Try again.
Azure.
No. Do you ever look at her? Her eyes are one of the many highlights of her face.
I haven't had many chances to see her because of the blight. And her eye color is not that important. why do you keep complementing her??
She's my biggest ally and my greatest friend. Maybe you would start to know what that's like once you stop being a bitch. Pardon my language, I know you get offended terribly easily.
I'm not offended! It's just mutiny to insult a PRINCE.. remember your place.
Oh! Oh, remember? But- But dear prince! I thought I didn't know how the world worked? How would I know how to act around someone as high and mighty as you? Oh Lord! I've insulted the Prince! Oh no! Oh the agony! The embarrassment! The guilt! It overwhelms me!
Nice try, Prince, but I have the favor of your future wife. Wouldn't want to upset her, would we? I sure know I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing!
how?? how could you have her favor?? what do you have to offer?? you couldn't even marry her to further her status! and I know she's not keeping you around for good company, you are the most annoying person I've ever met!
Wow. He's delusional too.
What, do you think you'd make a better husband? are you a prince?
I should monitor my fiancée's account. She seems to be making some...interesting acquaintances.
Interesting, huh? I had no idea you liked me so! How charming!
Hm. You could say that. You're certainly spending a lot of time with her.
What can I say? We traveled the world together and she makes good company.
Does she really?
Yes, of course! She's lovely, and thoughtful, and a very good listener. Did you know she saved my life back in Moscow? I would have died if she hadn't swept through and stole me away from the shamblers. She never fails to make me feel appreciated just as much as I appreciate her. Not to mention, she's the smartest person I've ever met. Have you seen the speed of her problem solving? It's astronomical! She's number 1 on my list.
Oh, but don't worry dear, on my people ranking list you just about make...mmmmh... 230. The list is 231 people long.
Well it's not as if you have any standing anyway. You wouldn't know how the world works.
Really? Wow. I had no idea. I well I better ask my wonderful Countess Yekaterina to educate me. What's the point of being ignorant? Hm, Prince?
Stop bringing Yekaterina up. She's unrelated.
My apologies. I assumed this conversation was started by talking about Yekaterina's friends. I find it's only customary to keep her relevant.
I meant stop talking about her every sentence! She's not the center of the universe!
She's the center of mine. She's not the center of yours? I thought you were her betrothed?
Why is she? Don't you have other friends? She's my fiancée because no one else would marry her. She's nice, I guess, but not the center of the damn universe!
No. I don't have any other friends. Anymore. Don't you know Moscow fell? And plus, even if I did still have my friends she would rule over them all like the legend she is and deserves to be called. Too bad for you that you're too blind and stupid to see it, you utter shit eating buffoon. Take that salt out of your eyes so you can stop sitting like you have a stick up your ass and looking like you ate sand.
LÚse-majesté! Yekaterina will be hearing about this. She needs to make better decisions regarding the company she keeps.
Don't make her choose sides! You're such a puppy kicker. (Even though I have an inkling as to who she would choose.)
I'm not making her choose sides! This isn't an argument! Not like she could choose your side if it was
I don't know. Choosing between her fiancé and her best friend just because you're mad about the facts I'm telling? Sounds like picking sides to me.
You're getting on my nerves. You are not her best friend, just some random woman she happened to be traveling with anyway.
Maybe you should talk to your future wife more if that's the assumption you're making.
I talk to her plenty.
What's the color of her eyes?
Blue, probably! Most people here have blue eyes!
Probably? What shade?
Navy.
Is it not?
No. Try again.
Azure.
No. Do you ever look at her? Her eyes are one of the many highlights of her face.
I haven't had many chances to see her because of the blight. And her eye color is not that important. why do you keep complementing her??
She's my biggest ally and my greatest friend. Maybe you would start to know what that's like once you stop being a bitch. Pardon my language, I know you get offended terribly easily.
I'm not offended! It's just mutiny to insult a PRINCE.. remember your place.
Oh! Oh, remember? But- But dear prince! I thought I didn't know how the world worked? How would I know how to act around someone as high and mighty as you? Oh Lord! I've insulted the Prince! Oh no! Oh the agony! The embarrassment! The guilt! It overwhelms me!
Nice try, Prince, but I have the favor of your future wife. Wouldn't want to upset her, would we? I sure know I wouldn't dream of doing such a thing!
how?? how could you have her favor?? what do you have to offer?? you couldn't even marry her to further her status! and I know she's not keeping you around for good company, you are the most annoying person I've ever met!
I should monitor my fiancée's account. She seems to be making some...interesting acquaintances.
Interesting, huh? I had no idea you liked me so! How charming!
Hm. You could say that. You're certainly spending a lot of time with her.
What can I say? We traveled the world together and she makes good company.
Does she really?
Yes, of course! She's lovely, and thoughtful, and a very good listener. Did you know she saved my life back in Moscow? I would have died if she hadn't swept through and stole me away from the shamblers. She never fails to make me feel appreciated just as much as I appreciate her. Not to mention, she's the smartest person I've ever met. Have you seen the speed of her problem solving? It's astronomical! She's number 1 on my list.
Oh, but don't worry dear, on my people ranking list you just about make...mmmmh... 230. The list is 231 people long.
Well it's not as if you have any standing anyway. You wouldn't know how the world works.
Really? Wow. I had no idea. I well I better ask my wonderful Countess Yekaterina to educate me. What's the point of being ignorant? Hm, Prince?
Stop bringing Yekaterina up. She's unrelated.
My apologies. I assumed this conversation was started by talking about Yekaterina's friends. I find it's only customary to keep her relevant.
I meant stop talking about her every sentence! She's not the center of the universe!
She's the center of mine. She's not the center of yours? I thought you were her betrothed?
Why is she? Don't you have other friends? She's my fiancée because no one else would marry her. She's nice, I guess, but not the center of the damn universe!
No. I don't have any other friends. Anymore. Don't you know Moscow fell? And plus, even if I did still have my friends she would rule over them all like the legend she is and deserves to be called. Too bad for you that you're too blind and stupid to see it, you utter shit eating buffoon. Take that salt out of your eyes so you can stop sitting like you have a stick up your ass and looking like you ate sand.
LÚse-majesté! Yekaterina will be hearing about this. She needs to make better decisions regarding the company she keeps.
Don't make her choose sides! You're such a puppy kicker. (Even though I have an inkling as to who she would choose.)
I'm not making her choose sides! This isn't an argument! Not like she could choose your side if it was
I don't know. Choosing between her fiancé and her best friend just because you're mad about the facts I'm telling? Sounds like picking sides to me.
You're getting on my nerves. You are not her best friend, just some random woman she happened to be traveling with anyway.
Maybe you should talk to your future wife more if that's the assumption you're making.
I talk to her plenty.
What's the color of her eyes?
Blue, probably! Most people here have blue eyes!
Probably? What shade?
Navy.
Is it not?
No. Try again.
Azure.
No. Do you ever look at her? Her eyes are one of the many highlights of her face.
I haven't had many chances to see her because of the blight. And her eye color is not that important. why do you keep complementing her??
She's my biggest ally and my greatest friend. Maybe you would start to know what that's like once you stop being a bitch. Pardon my language, I know you get offended terribly easily.
I'm not offended! It's just mutiny to insult a PRINCE.. remember your place.
I should monitor my fiancée's account. She seems to be making some...interesting acquaintances.
Interesting, huh? I had no idea you liked me so! How charming!
Hm. You could say that. You're certainly spending a lot of time with her.
What can I say? We traveled the world together and she makes good company.
Does she really?
Yes, of course! She's lovely, and thoughtful, and a very good listener. Did you know she saved my life back in Moscow? I would have died if she hadn't swept through and stole me away from the shamblers. She never fails to make me feel appreciated just as much as I appreciate her. Not to mention, she's the smartest person I've ever met. Have you seen the speed of her problem solving? It's astronomical! She's number 1 on my list.
Oh, but don't worry dear, on my people ranking list you just about make...mmmmh... 230. The list is 231 people long.
Well it's not as if you have any standing anyway. You wouldn't know how the world works.
Really? Wow. I had no idea. I well I better ask my wonderful Countess Yekaterina to educate me. What's the point of being ignorant? Hm, Prince?
Stop bringing Yekaterina up. She's unrelated.
My apologies. I assumed this conversation was started by talking about Yekaterina's friends. I find it's only customary to keep her relevant.
I meant stop talking about her every sentence! She's not the center of the universe!
She's the center of mine. She's not the center of yours? I thought you were her betrothed?
Why is she? Don't you have other friends? She's my fiancée because no one else would marry her. She's nice, I guess, but not the center of the damn universe!
No. I don't have any other friends. Anymore. Don't you know Moscow fell? And plus, even if I did still have my friends she would rule over them all like the legend she is and deserves to be called. Too bad for you that you're too blind and stupid to see it, you utter shit eating buffoon. Take that salt out of your eyes so you can stop sitting like you have a stick up your ass and looking like you ate sand.
LÚse-majesté! Yekaterina will be hearing about this. She needs to make better decisions regarding the company she keeps.
Don't make her choose sides! You're such a puppy kicker. (Even though I have an inkling as to who she would choose.)
I'm not making her choose sides! This isn't an argument! Not like she could choose your side if it was
I don't know. Choosing between her fiancé and her best friend just because you're mad about the facts I'm telling? Sounds like picking sides to me.
You're getting on my nerves. You are not her best friend, just some random woman she happened to be traveling with anyway.
Maybe you should talk to your future wife more if that's the assumption you're making.
I talk to her plenty.
What's the color of her eyes?
Blue, probably! Most people here have blue eyes!
Probably? What shade?
Navy.
Is it not?
No. Try again.
Azure.
No. Do you ever look at her? Her eyes are one of the many highlights of her face.
I haven't had many chances to see her because of the blight. And her eye color is not that important. why do you keep complementing her??
I should monitor my fiancée's account. She seems to be making some...interesting acquaintances.
Interesting, huh? I had no idea you liked me so! How charming!
Hm. You could say that. You're certainly spending a lot of time with her.
What can I say? We traveled the world together and she makes good company.
Does she really?
Yes, of course! She's lovely, and thoughtful, and a very good listener. Did you know she saved my life back in Moscow? I would have died if she hadn't swept through and stole me away from the shamblers. She never fails to make me feel appreciated just as much as I appreciate her. Not to mention, she's the smartest person I've ever met. Have you seen the speed of her problem solving? It's astronomical! She's number 1 on my list.
Oh, but don't worry dear, on my people ranking list you just about make...mmmmh... 230. The list is 231 people long.
Well it's not as if you have any standing anyway. You wouldn't know how the world works.
Really? Wow. I had no idea. I well I better ask my wonderful Countess Yekaterina to educate me. What's the point of being ignorant? Hm, Prince?
Stop bringing Yekaterina up. She's unrelated.
My apologies. I assumed this conversation was started by talking about Yekaterina's friends. I find it's only customary to keep her relevant.
I meant stop talking about her every sentence! She's not the center of the universe!
She's the center of mine. She's not the center of yours? I thought you were her betrothed?
Why is she? Don't you have other friends? She's my fiancée because no one else would marry her. She's nice, I guess, but not the center of the damn universe!
No. I don't have any other friends. Anymore. Don't you know Moscow fell? And plus, even if I did still have my friends she would rule over them all like the legend she is and deserves to be called. Too bad for you that you're too blind and stupid to see it, you utter shit eating buffoon. Take that salt out of your eyes so you can stop sitting like you have a stick up your ass and looking like you ate sand.
LÚse-majesté! Yekaterina will be hearing about this. She needs to make better decisions regarding the company she keeps.
Don't make her choose sides! You're such a puppy kicker. (Even though I have an inkling as to who she would choose.)
I'm not making her choose sides! This isn't an argument! Not like she could choose your side if it was
I don't know. Choosing between her fiancé and her best friend just because you're mad about the facts I'm telling? Sounds like picking sides to me.
You're getting on my nerves. You are not her best friend, just some random woman she happened to be traveling with anyway.
Maybe you should talk to your future wife more if that's the assumption you're making.
I talk to her plenty.
What's the color of her eyes?
Blue, probably! Most people here have blue eyes!
Probably? What shade?
Navy.
Is it not?
No. Try again.
Azure.
I should monitor my fiancée's account. She seems to be making some...interesting acquaintances.
Interesting, huh? I had no idea you liked me so! How charming!
Hm. You could say that. You're certainly spending a lot of time with her.
What can I say? We traveled the world together and she makes good company.
Does she really?
Yes, of course! She's lovely, and thoughtful, and a very good listener. Did you know she saved my life back in Moscow? I would have died if she hadn't swept through and stole me away from the shamblers. She never fails to make me feel appreciated just as much as I appreciate her. Not to mention, she's the smartest person I've ever met. Have you seen the speed of her problem solving? It's astronomical! She's number 1 on my list.
Oh, but don't worry dear, on my people ranking list you just about make...mmmmh... 230. The list is 231 people long.
Well it's not as if you have any standing anyway. You wouldn't know how the world works.
Really? Wow. I had no idea. I well I better ask my wonderful Countess Yekaterina to educate me. What's the point of being ignorant? Hm, Prince?
Stop bringing Yekaterina up. She's unrelated.
My apologies. I assumed this conversation was started by talking about Yekaterina's friends. I find it's only customary to keep her relevant.
I meant stop talking about her every sentence! She's not the center of the universe!
She's the center of mine. She's not the center of yours? I thought you were her betrothed?
Why is she? Don't you have other friends? She's my fiancée because no one else would marry her. She's nice, I guess, but not the center of the damn universe!
No. I don't have any other friends. Anymore. Don't you know Moscow fell? And plus, even if I did still have my friends she would rule over them all like the legend she is and deserves to be called. Too bad for you that you're too blind and stupid to see it, you utter shit eating buffoon. Take that salt out of your eyes so you can stop sitting like you have a stick up your ass and looking like you ate sand.
LÚse-majesté! Yekaterina will be hearing about this. She needs to make better decisions regarding the company she keeps.
Don't make her choose sides! You're such a puppy kicker. (Even though I have an inkling as to who she would choose.)
I'm not making her choose sides! This isn't an argument! Not like she could choose your side if it was
I don't know. Choosing between her fiancé and her best friend just because you're mad about the facts I'm telling? Sounds like picking sides to me.
You're getting on my nerves. You are not her best friend, just some random woman she happened to be traveling with anyway.
Maybe you should talk to your future wife more if that's the assumption you're making.
I talk to her plenty.
What's the color of her eyes?
Blue, probably! Most people here have blue eyes!
Probably? What shade?
Navy.
Is it not?
Yekaterina, get your friends under control. Or just get better ones.
-Maksim
Maksim, I don't know what you could be referring to. I only have the one friend, Daria, and I do not control her. If you are feeling indignant, I suggest you fix that yourself.
She insulted me! She keeps talking about you like you're the best thing since sliced bread!
That means nothing to me. I'm sure she had her reasons. I think quite highly of her, and you could not sway my feelings.
Why do you care so much about her anyway?!
She saved my life. Remember that. I would do anything for her. She's very intelligent, likely the smartest person I know. She's kind, compassionate, and caring, not to mention beautiful. She's the one person I have. Leave her alone.
SHE won't leave me alone!!
Stop being a ratbag, then.
Shut up, you're the one who needs me here!
Yekaterina, get your friends under control. Or just get better ones.
-Maksim
Maksim, I don't know what you could be referring to. I only have the one friend, Daria, and I do not control her. If you are feeling indignant, I suggest you fix that yourself.
She insulted me! She keeps talking about you like you're the best thing since sliced bread!
That means nothing to me. I'm sure she had her reasons. I think quite highly of her, and you could not sway my feelings.
Why do you care so much about her anyway?!
She saved my life. Remember that. I would do anything for her. She's very intelligent, likely the smartest person I know. She's kind, compassionate, and caring, not to mention beautiful. She's the one person I have. Leave her alone.
SHE won't leave me alone!!
I should monitor my fiancée's account. She seems to be making some...interesting acquaintances.
Interesting, huh? I had no idea you liked me so! How charming!
Hm. You could say that. You're certainly spending a lot of time with her.
What can I say? We traveled the world together and she makes good company.
Does she really?
Yes, of course! She's lovely, and thoughtful, and a very good listener. Did you know she saved my life back in Moscow? I would have died if she hadn't swept through and stole me away from the shamblers. She never fails to make me feel appreciated just as much as I appreciate her. Not to mention, she's the smartest person I've ever met. Have you seen the speed of her problem solving? It's astronomical! She's number 1 on my list.
Oh, but don't worry dear, on my people ranking list you just about make...mmmmh... 230. The list is 231 people long.
Well it's not as if you have any standing anyway. You wouldn't know how the world works.
Really? Wow. I had no idea. I well I better ask my wonderful Countess Yekaterina to educate me. What's the point of being ignorant? Hm, Prince?
Stop bringing Yekaterina up. She's unrelated.
My apologies. I assumed this conversation was started by talking about Yekaterina's friends. I find it's only customary to keep her relevant.
I meant stop talking about her every sentence! She's not the center of the universe!
She's the center of mine. She's not the center of yours? I thought you were her betrothed?
Why is she? Don't you have other friends? She's my fiancée because no one else would marry her. She's nice, I guess, but not the center of the damn universe!
No. I don't have any other friends. Anymore. Don't you know Moscow fell? And plus, even if I did still have my friends she would rule over them all like the legend she is and deserves to be called. Too bad for you that you're too blind and stupid to see it, you utter shit eating buffoon. Take that salt out of your eyes so you can stop sitting like you have a stick up your ass and looking like you ate sand.
LÚse-majesté! Yekaterina will be hearing about this. She needs to make better decisions regarding the company she keeps.
Don't make her choose sides! You're such a puppy kicker. (Even though I have an inkling as to who she would choose.)
I'm not making her choose sides! This isn't an argument! Not like she could choose your side if it was
I don't know. Choosing between her fiancé and her best friend just because you're mad about the facts I'm telling? Sounds like picking sides to me.
You're getting on my nerves. You are not her best friend, just some random woman she happened to be traveling with anyway.
Maybe you should talk to your future wife more if that's the assumption you're making.
I talk to her plenty.
What's the color of her eyes?
Blue, probably! Most people here have blue eyes!
Probably? What shade?
Navy.
I should monitor my fiancée's account. She seems to be making some...interesting acquaintances.
Interesting, huh? I had no idea you liked me so! How charming!
Hm. You could say that. You're certainly spending a lot of time with her.
What can I say? We traveled the world together and she makes good company.
Does she really?
Yes, of course! She's lovely, and thoughtful, and a very good listener. Did you know she saved my life back in Moscow? I would have died if she hadn't swept through and stole me away from the shamblers. She never fails to make me feel appreciated just as much as I appreciate her. Not to mention, she's the smartest person I've ever met. Have you seen the speed of her problem solving? It's astronomical! She's number 1 on my list.
Oh, but don't worry dear, on my people ranking list you just about make...mmmmh... 230. The list is 231 people long.
Well it's not as if you have any standing anyway. You wouldn't know how the world works.
Really? Wow. I had no idea. I well I better ask my wonderful Countess Yekaterina to educate me. What's the point of being ignorant? Hm, Prince?
Stop bringing Yekaterina up. She's unrelated.
My apologies. I assumed this conversation was started by talking about Yekaterina's friends. I find it's only customary to keep her relevant.
I meant stop talking about her every sentence! She's not the center of the universe!
She's the center of mine. She's not the center of yours? I thought you were her betrothed?
Why is she? Don't you have other friends? She's my fiancée because no one else would marry her. She's nice, I guess, but not the center of the damn universe!
No. I don't have any other friends. Anymore. Don't you know Moscow fell? And plus, even if I did still have my friends she would rule over them all like the legend she is and deserves to be called. Too bad for you that you're too blind and stupid to see it, you utter shit eating buffoon. Take that salt out of your eyes so you can stop sitting like you have a stick up your ass and looking like you ate sand.
LÚse-majesté! Yekaterina will be hearing about this. She needs to make better decisions regarding the company she keeps.
Don't make her choose sides! You're such a puppy kicker. (Even though I have an inkling as to who she would choose.)
I'm not making her choose sides! This isn't an argument! Not like she could choose your side if it was
I don't know. Choosing between her fiancé and her best friend just because you're mad about the facts I'm telling? Sounds like picking sides to me.
You're getting on my nerves. You are not her best friend, just some random woman she happened to be traveling with anyway.
Maybe you should talk to your future wife more if that's the assumption you're making.
I talk to her plenty.
What's the color of her eyes?
Blue, probably! Most people here have blue eyes!
