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The Name’s Orin Scrivello, D.D.S. Call me doctor. Ask me questions. OOC: Please keep your questions appropriate. 🦷⛓

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Hey. How ya doin? Welcome to my ask blog. The name’s Orin. Orin Scrivello, DDS. You’re gonna call me doctor.

Feel free to ask me anything you want. 🦷🎸

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This blog, as of July 23, 2025, is inactive. Asks are not being taken anymore, but I will keep it up for your viewing pleasure.

Thank you.

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Ey, doc! Did yknow that Arthur became a private detective? Just giving you a heads up because he’s investigating you specifically!

Eh? Why would he be doin’ that? I haven’t done anything recently…

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DO YOU HAVE LOLLIPOPS??

Does this look like a candy store to you? Thought so.

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You want some nitrous oxide?

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**bites your fingers gently**

Get outta here! >:(

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hey, this might be uhh.. a bit sensitive, but do ya ever visit your mama, doctor?

Yeah, I do. Every Sunday at the cemetery, after the mornin' service.

How come?

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Doctor I think my teeth are like green? Please help? Like glowing lime green

Glowing lime green, huh? Sounds pretty serious, stud. You better pay me a visit...

... it'll only hurt a little.

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Do you have a favorite book?

It ain't really a book... but I really dig H.P. Lovecraft stuff.

'Specially the short story "Herbert West–Reanimator", I think it's called. I liked that one a bunch.

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hello doctor!!

whats your faaavvvooorrite food?

Eh.. I dunno. Used to be anything my Mama made...

Since she's gone every goddamn thing tastes the same.

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opinion on transfem arthur

They’re just as bad as regular arthur.

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hey i’m just letting u know that Arthur and Audrey are planning nefarious pranks again and that they’ve put a water bucket above the clinic entrance

Can you let Audrey and Arthur know I’m also planning a nefarious prank on them both?

Now, where did I put my retractors?!!

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So besides horror movies, do you have any other that you like?

I like comedies a whole lot. Y’know, when I was a kid I always wanted to be a comedian. Mama always said it wasn’t a real job, so there you have it.

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Oh mah gawd!!! Orin!!!! Welcome back to hell (tumblr) :D missed you, buddy :3

Who the hell is this? What’s a tumblr?

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When did you first realize you had sadistic tendencies?

Well… one halloween they showed a picture called “Doctor Blood’s Revenge” at the movie house in my neighborhood.

One of those foreign films, from Europe or somethin’. It was the kinda movie that’s only made to make the audience hurl.

Well… I didn’t understand a single word of it. But I would be lying if I said I didn’t find certain parts… fascinating….

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Since there’s so much talk about Arthur— don’t you think he acts a lot like Audrey at times? Just the other day I saw him singing to the Urchins a lot like how Audrey does. I think the Urchins might have harassed his wife into leaving him, actually…somethin’ about her being abusive?

Yeah, he and Audrey have a lot in common. They’re both chatterboxes who piss me the hell off.

Feh! Gettin’ smacked around by your wife?! What a joke. Don’t see what the problem is anyway… he seems like the kinda guy who’d be into that sort of thing.

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Fine, I’ll spit it out, but don’t automatically assume that I’m Crazy. Maybe I am, sometimes I hope I am— either way I’m in trouble and I need *help.*

There are these people, and they want me for “research purposes”. They’ve been stalking me for a while but because of my family they’ve had a really hard time getting their hands on me, but now that no one’s around to notice me going missing— no one I’m on good terms with, anyways— I need somewhere to hide.

If you want proof that this is real, then you should notice by now that someone’s come to you, asking you for any dirt on me. It was most likely Gerard. I know him well.

Let’s just say me and him are on less than friendly terms.

Hey, pal. I don’t like your type. Always ramblin’ and stuff about needin’ help or something. You need major medical, not advice from me.

I suggest you get outta here before I start feelin’ less sociable.

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Nothing will happen to him yet.

- G

Yet?! Is this supposed to make me feel better?