soul blacker than tar

legs longer than ur dick. sup get to know me. Malaya

[xoxoxogossipgirlll]

Me: *does 1 out of the 10 things I’m supposed to do*

Me: wow I’m really on top of things, let me take a 10 hour break and treat myself

[meme4u]

[all-the-same-mistakess]

[lohanthony-deactivated20210629]

this makes me cry

[just-purely-insane]

[imprison-d]

[chacoco]

[clanni]

[unreactive]

[wake-up-slumberland]

I work at an adult store.

This is a sign I made which now hangs out on our dildo and strapon wall.

[supernugget42]

[ewisuck]

lady stuff

[outofcontextarthur]

[fakenasty]

actually sleeping with someone is so nice like waking up in the middle of the night and snuggling closer or lazily giving them a kiss or just feeling their arms around you squeeze slightly even though they’re in a deep sleep or handholding while you both are asleep ugh that’s that shit I like

[sebastian-likes]

[makeupandchill]

i don’t get it omg

[hedgehodgemonster]

[greenwithenby-deactivated201609]

“Party Cannon”?

[el-presidente-deadpool-deactiva]

nothings more metal than the toys r us font

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

There are times when I am convinced I am unfit for any human relationship.

Franz Kafka, from Letters To Felice (via peoji)

[the--girl-in-question]

[vorpal-claws-deactivated2014012]

this was wrong then and it’s wrong now

[stunningpicture]

A flock of lawn flamingos can pick a T-rex clean in under 90 seconds

[pardonmewhileipanic]

nature is brutal

[micdotcom]

Four words: Elizabeth Warren mic drop. (This comes after Trump attacked Warren’s claims of Native American ancestry on Sunday.)