All war is deception.

If you think otherwise, you've already lost.   Mastermind!Mukuro RP account. Refer to the guidelines below.

[maleficentmercenary]

dasanteki replied to your post: “And, as usual, I am greeted by silence.”:

We're setting Hinata on fire. I need you to distract Chiaki while I make a break for it.

Why are you setting Hinata on fire again. What did I miss.

[maleficentmercenary]

And, as usual, I am greeted by silence.

[maleficentmercenary]

ludumtheoria started following you

Why are people so adamant about taking my place. Why.

The name 'Mastermind' keeps being used and it is dulling down, just like a blade that some idiot decides to use against rock.

Has everyone gone mad.

[wolfhanded]

Don’t worry, von Doom. I’m not going for your crown.

[maleficentmercenary]

As if you would want it to begin with. I'm surprised you are even still talking to me, actually. 

Why?

[wolfhanded]

Yeah, well. Ain’t no rest for the wicked.

[maleficentmercenary]

As if you were wicked.

That title belongs to me.

[maleficentmercenary]

What a pity.

It must be terrible to have no emotions, but what do I know.

[maleficentmercenary]

dasanteki started following you

You again.

Hey.

[maleficentmercenary]

perfectheirforever started following you

I doubt this. But. Fine.

Hello.

[cerebrumrevenue-deactivated2014]

…

That idea sounds awfully familiar. Maybe I should.

[maleficentmercenary]

I was going for more of a gladiator style, but yes. 

That works.

[headrnaster-deactivated20140416]

     Hahahahahaha! Really funny, Ikusaba-san. I’ve fallen prey to your well-worked prank, after all.

[maleficentmercenary]

This is no joke, and I am ready to kill you as many times as it takes.

[cerebrumrevenue-deactivated2014]

…I like the way you think.

Do you have anything in mind?

[maleficentmercenary]

Make it a show. Have them kill each other.

[headrnaster-deactivated20140416]

     … Mukuro, April 1st was a few days ago, stop this unfunny joke.

[maleficentmercenary]

... I DON'T MAKE JOKES!

[headrnaster-deactivated20140416]

     …. Ehh? Ridiculous? Why?

[maleficentmercenary]

I know you're dead. I know it.

Why are you here.

[cerebrumrevenue-deactivated2014]

…Then I’ll get rid of the criminals. Nobody needs them.

[maleficentmercenary]

A very good point.

Kill them, then, and make it interesting,

[eminentis]

… Geez, you’re a pretty morbid person, aren’t you?

[maleficentmercenary]

Comes with the job. Trust me.

[maleficentmercenary]

feragee started following you

Another one.

Apologies if I sound curt; I'm a little... tired.

[cerebrumrevenue-deactivated2014]

Then I’ll wipe out a third of what remains.

Is there a problem with that?

[maleficentmercenary]

...you need them, don't you.

Be reasonable.