MOTHERFUCKER

eric cartman . 19 . denver . cancer . entrepeneur . influencer . life coach . wingman . pragmatist . opportunist.

[maliciousmotherfucker]

You cry too?

WE ALL CRY DOWN HERE

[maliciousmotherfucker]

Why does stan cry so much?

mind ya business

[maliciousmotherfucker]

its my party and ill cry if i want to

[maliciousmotherfucker]

fuck i want doughnuts

[maliciousmotherfucker]

me: only online at 6:17am est also me, slamming my fists into the table: WHERE!! ARE ALL!! THE HUNNIES!!!!!

[maliciousmotherfucker]

IM DELETING YOU, DADDY!😭👋█]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 10% complete... ███]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]]] 35% complete... ██████]]]]]]]]]] 60% complete... █████████] 99% complete... 🚫ERROR!🚫 💯True💯 Daddies are irreplaceable 💖I could never delete you Daddy!💖 Send this to ten other 👪Daddies👪 who give you 💦cummies💦 Or never get called ☁️squishy☁️ again❌❌😬😬❌❌ If you get 0 Back: no cummies for you 🚫🚫👿 3 back: you're squishy☁️💦 5 back: you're daddy's kitten😽👼💦 10+ back: Daddy😛😛💕💕💦👅👅

nvm i do have beef with this actually

[maliciousmotherfucker]

i’m a vegetarian and i aint fuckin scared of him

[maliciousmotherfucker]

the fact i dont get anon hate only goes to show what cowards you are.

[greatgrandpamarsh]

You don’t get anon hate because no one is afraid of the one person that everyone can outrun! HA!

[maliciousmotherfucker]

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[maliciousmotherfucker]

craig get some fucking tegridy

[maliciousmotherfucker]

@randymarsh hey mr. marsh can you get my friend some weed because hes hella tense rn

[randymarsh-deactivated20220707]

Yeah no problem! I’m sure all he needs is a little tegridy

[maliciousmotherfucker]

yknow what sir? i bet ur right

[maliciousmotherfucker]

Shut your whore mouth, Cartman.

fangs!

[apathyse]

rubs my tiny gremlin hands together 

[maliciousmotherfucker]

watch out his dry skin is gonna catch the whole building on fire

[maliciousmotherfucker]

@king-kyle

Shut up, Cartman.

i only accept criticism through my inbox, preferably anonymously

[maliciousmotherfucker]

it’s called ‘being the change’

[maliciousmotherfucker]

ur a big fat bully

whaaaaa noooooooooooooo :’( pwease be nice 2 me

[maliciousmotherfucker]

i hate you

hwat no wayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy :’(

[maliciousmotherfucker]

anon hate

ur a coward too