(my brother and i spawned this awful AU, and now all of you have to bear witness)
“check out these new ciggies”
alcoholic beverage reviews
prank vids and general harassment of his brothers
he just...feeds into that meme culture shit
music (both the making of, and he does reviews)
tries to wear a new outfit with every vid, wants to put up polls for viewers to pick between ensembles
questionable fashion tips
(more like quotes that sound smart and romantic to fake like he’s an intellectual)
scathing anime/manga/light novel reviews
idol/anime merch unboxing
politics and industry grandstanding
self-appointed critic of all ur faves tbh
grimdark and grunge animations
slight conspiratorial talk???
queue brief mention of a fURSONA???
a special "shaming / shitting on shittymatsu's awful fashion" segment
overall fitness/health/training vids
giving out shit fitness tips (really, don’t ask....his answers are either super out there, or vague as hell)
honestly his brand of vlogging outside of fitness is "Life: Xtreme Edition" because the shit he records is bizarre and shouldn't be possible but IT IS. and that's his NORMAL
people suspect he's some conduit for chaos. (or an actual agent of chaos...)
fashion vlogs/ “unboxing these new clothes i ordered!!”
may start shit w other vloggers in his genre. he totally throws shade around
shows off his barista skills by making drinks on cam
