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@malone--connor-blog
Malone Boys:
Austin: You had to play Princess? All I had to do was feed her some pizza.
Connor: Sit around and do nothing. As usual.
James: Maybe you can play Princess with her next time for something to do.
Spencer: Connor would be the prettiest princess of all.
Austin: Just look at his hair. It's so shiny.
Connor: Because I'm perfect.
Malone Boys:
James: What did you guys do today? All I did was carry the chilli and stop a few teenagers from having unprotected sex.
Spencer: I played Princess for five hours straight. Seems like you had more fun.
Austin: You had to play Princess? All I had to do was feed her some pizza.
Connor: Sit around and do nothing. As usual.
James: Maybe you can play Princess with her next time for something to do.
Connor: I mean, you're probably better fitted for the part. Considering you have no balls.
Malone Boys:
James: What did you guys do today? All I did was carry the chilli and stop a few teenagers from having unprotected sex.
Spencer: I played Princess for five hours straight. Seems like you had more fun.
Austin: You had to play Princess? All I had to do was feed her some pizza.
Connor: Sit around and do nothing. As usual.
I would kill for a beer right about now.
You are such a little shit, Connor. I will insult whatever I damn well please. Pffft you didn’t have to tell her it was blood. We could’ve said it was wine. Really, really, red wine.
Uh.. well I mean if you were visibly gushing blood all over the living room and you weren't screaming your head off like a seven year old girl maybe you could of gotten away with it. Yeah that totally could of worked. Asshole.
I would kill for a beer right about now.
You’re so bad at picking porn. You can’t even pick porn right. What kind of a man are you? I know what’ll sound good in my room, your jaw cracking from my fist. Wanna try?
Yeah, okay, coming from the kid who prefers Maxim over Playboy. Don't insult my porn choices, I'm pretty sure I'm the most qualified to decide what's the better viewing experience. And Austin, last time you tried picking a fight with me, you split your head open on the coffee table and Mom got pissed because you stained the rug with your blood. So, if you want to try it again, be my guest, little brother.
I would kill for a beer right about now.
MY GOD I’m not talking about porn with you. You’re fucking disgusting but I still love you. Christ, please no. Not videos. I’ll buy you Playboy if you keep the noise down. Fuck, I’ll get you a hooker.
Ooops, my hand is slipping. Redtube.com, let's see.. I'll pick a good one. You're into asian babes, right? Should I pick a kinky one from Japan? Bet that one will sound real good in your room.
I would kill for a beer right about now.
Are you kidding me? Playboy is for 12 year old boys who just found out they can jerk off. Maxim is classy and it has better articles than Playboy. Unlike you, I don’t spend half my time locked in my room with magazines.
...just stop. It's porn, dude. It doesn't need to be classy, that's the point. Plus the chicks in Playboy are ten times hotter than Maxim, admit it. And oh, I'm sorry. Would you prefer me to watch videos instead? I'll crank up the volume so you can hear it through the wall and enjoy it too.
I would kill for a beer right about now.
I don’t understand your obsession with Playboy. Maxim is a lot better.
Hah, typical. Playboy's a classic for men. I've seen thirteen year olds running around with copies of Maxim. But I'm sure you've had the same exact issue since you were fifteen, am I right?
I would kill for a beer right about now.
..but I guess I'll just settle with a pack of cigarettes and Playboy. Life sucks.
Well, that was eventful.
The time will come, Connor.
Well, that was eventful.
If it gets to the press, which it will, that the candidate for mayor has a brother who’s hellbent on revenge, yeah…nothing good will come from that. Be patient. The time will come.
..did you miss the part when I said bullet through our brother?
Well, that was eventful.
If you’re going to do something stupid and reckless and risk the campaign, I’m not telling you anything.
I'm not gonna ruin your campaign, Spence. I'd just like to know who put a bullet through our little brother and took you hostage. And maybe have a little revenge while I'm at it.
Well, that was eventful.
No, you won’t. Travis and the CPD will handle this, Connor.
No, I will. Fuck Travis, fuck the CPD. This is personal. Just tell me who did it.
Well, that was eventful.
Well, hit to the head, knocked unconscious…held captive…the usual for Chicago.
Just.. give me a name. I'll put a fucking bullet through their head myself.
Well, that was eventful.
Jesus, Spencer. What the fuck happened to you?!
It hurts but it is getting better.
What to be involved in? Connor, if there’s anything you should be doing right now it’s focusing on yourself. Sounds selfish but apparently my ideas are selfish. Then again, you have to be to do what’s best for you. When you’re good enough with everything, we should look at getting you at the pizza place. It has our name stamped across it anyway.
I know, I know.. It's just hard finding a good place to be in at this point. Seems like when everything's finally going good, it takes a turn for the worst and I'm right back where I started. And I just drag everyone else down with me.
It hurts but it is getting better.
Okay I’m gonna stop you right there. We can’t have the both of us walking around saying how sorry we are we weren’t there. I faked my death and you had to take care of yourself. We’re equally important, fair deal? Listen, I don’t know if you’ve talked to her but Gemma was asking about you the other day.
Yeah...right, okay. And yeah, I know. I talked to her but.. I don't really know what I want to be involved in at this point.
