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WTF HAPPY BIRTHDAY KERMIT THE FROG
Omg I share my birthday with Kermit
Mina: I canât wait to hear about my amazing boyfriendâs travels! I bet heâs having so much fun
Meanwhile, Jonathan:
Anyone else constantly on edge because we are in the final stages of late capitalism and these next couple of decades are gonna be make or break for the western world, and this just happens to coincide with the part of my life where Iâm supposed to make something of myself :/
please raise your children to wash their hands after they use the restroom Iâve watched too many men walk straight out of the bathroom from the stall without a second thought and itâs keeping me up at night
I mean if you taking a piss who cares if you donât wash your hands, unless you just like go full power and spray yourself like a out of control fire hose
stay the fuck away from me
people who wash their hands after peeing are weak and must be culled
The only excuse for not washing your hands after you piss is mastering the art of pissing without touching your genitals.
You wash your hands every time you touch your dick? How grimy is your dick?
Iâm literally never shaking a manâs hand ever again in my life y'all need jesus
remember how i told y'all?
(they donât wash their hands after shitting either)
What Iâm learning is that men are the reason for âemployees must wash their handsâ signs and why I never put 2 and 2 together is beyond me
Just out of curiosity, do yall wash your hands every time you touch your arm or the back of your hand or any other part if your body?
wash your fucking hands, dickfingers mcgee
what the fuck is wrong with these dudes bruh
I want to spray this post with Lysol
AHEM.
âAccording to epidemiologist Richard T. Ellison III, it doesnât matter what you do in the bathroom when it comes to keeping your hands clean. âThe rationale is that when toileting, itâs possible to have fecal material and fecal bacteria get onto your hands ⊠So itâs wisest to always wash with soap and water even after urinating. Neither plain water nor alcohol hand sanitizers are effective at removing fecal material or killing bacteria in fecal material.âÂ
âAccording to the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, handwashing can prevent various illnesses and infections. Ellison added that it can also keep us from coming in contact with E. Coli and hepatitis.This is especially important for men to bear in mind because of perianal sweat. This type of sweat forms around the perianal area, which is the patch of skin outside the rectum. It can then spread to oneâs underwear and to other parts of the body like the penis. Biology professor Pat Fidopiastis explained, âThe point is that simply touching the penis in an effort to direct your urine flow can be more than enough to transfer harmful microbes to your hands, and then on to the pretzels sitting in bowl on the bar.ââ
WASH.
YOUR.
HANDS.
a level in a game: *has glowing mushrooms*
me: such incredible world buildingâŠ.. impeccable level designâŠâŠ the cinnamon tographyâŠâŠ..
Unlike ocean mermaids who have plenty of room to grow their hair, freshwater mermaids prefer shorter styles similar to humans; because of their close proximity to the surface, âfreshiesâ may also be seen wearing hats to block out sunlight and peek out from the water like alligators.
Additionally, due to their small size in even smaller environments like lakes and rivers, freshwater mermaids prefer human speech for communication over the whale-like humming used by their ocean relatives to speak.Â
Abyssal mermaid, humming: [Hello cousinâŠ!] River mermaid, tipping their seashell cowboy hat: HOWDY
I needed to post something over the weekend, so have this
credit for text goes to @skysmadness
TROPE: Family of choice
Members of a Chosen Family mourn the lack of family in their lives and decide to build one of their own out of people they care for and who care for them in turn.
Some retail complaints from twitter this morning. I donât think anyone can fully comprehend how stupid humans are until they work a retail or hospitality job.
Iâd like to add on the people who ask a question, get an answer they donât like and ask the same question in a different way to get the response they want.
I get stuff like this often enough at work, but that last one? There is one customer we have that does that so frequently and for so long (personal record with me is goddamn FORTY MINUTES of trying to get the answer she wanted) that we call her Circle Lady when she isnât present.
Then there are the ones who do this, fail, and try it again with the same employees the next day.
Me:Â âFor the drink, itâs [x amount] :)â
Customer:Â âI saw a sign that I get a free drink?â
Me:Â âFor signing up for our rewards program, yes :)â
Customer: âOh⊠I donât have one of thoseâ
Me:Â âWell if you sign up, you can get the free drink! :)â
Customer:Â âEh I donât want to sign upâ
Me: ââŠâ ââŠâ â:)â
Customer:Â âI hate getting all those emailsâ
Me:Â âOh, well you can opt out of emails, I can show you how :)â
Customer:Â âNo thanks, IÂ donât want an accountâ
Me: âOkay⊠well the drink will be [x amount] :)â
Customer:Â âI thought it was free?â
Me:Â â:)â
Me:Â âItâs free if you sign up for our rewards program :)â
Customer:Â âI donât want to sign upâ
Me:Â âThen the drink isnât free :)â
Customer:Â âYou canât just give me the drink?â
Me:Â âNo, I canât unfortunately :)â
Customer:Â âWhy not? Itâs only [x amount]â
Me: âIf thatâs not a lot of money to you, why donât you just pay for it? :)â
Customer:Â âThis is shit customer serviceâ
Me:Â â:)â
Customer:Â âThis is highway robbery, squeezing every dime out of people, you should be ashamed of yourselfââ
Me:Â âI donât control the prices, Iâm just a cashier :)â
Customer:Â ââmaking a fucking fuss over a damn drink and itâs not even a largeââ
Me:Â âThatâs not my decision, Iâm just a cashier :)â
Customer:Â ââand you bet I wonât be coming back here againâ
Me:Â âHow unfortunate :)â
I can feel the :) deep in my soul
I am not gone but I have made a new blog
@notallthatglittersisgoldx is my new one. It is still a mess Tho. Probably has more videogames and Anime to đ€Šđ»ââïžđ
âone piece sucksâ oh yeah? well does your shitty anime have
L O N G H O R S E ?