lesbian milf

i love my kid and my wife and animals and yaoi and i rb art to @jigglyplop and idk how to make that a hyperlink

[kafkaesquegf]

they should invent a high ponytail that doesn’t give me a headache and they should invent a low ponytail that doesn’t make me look like a miller’s apprentice going off to enlist in the continental army

[letmebegaytodd]

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*

[crazysodomite]

The popularity of the "incompetent stupid piece of shit husband and competent wife who loves him anyways" trope in media is a psyop to make women believe its normal to settle for an incompetent stupid piece of shit husband

[crazy-brazilian]

[guineapiggies]

Via heysweetpets

[jellogram]

I love how Artemis is the only person who comes into regular contact with the gang but never suffers for it. They occasionally ruin her day, but she just fucking rolls with it and seems happy to hang out with them again next time. She's so far above their insanity that she's basically immune to them. These people ruin everyone they meet but Artemis is simply too powerful, too cunty

[pseudomantis]

What the fuck

[astarlingdiscovery]

It's a yellow bittern! They are very creechur.

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[bogleech]

Nature is incredible, you can really see just at a quick glance how these evolved to speak together in rhyming riddles while performing a spooky dance, laughing at you because they're The Wee Creatures Three and you will Never Get Their Key.

[ceanothusspinosus]

foot to head ratio off the charts

[catasters]

[auckie]

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[grenadineghost]

aww, slide to the left for mommy~ and take it back now, kitty…. aww, there’s a good girl. one hop this time?

[salvadorbonaparte]

"on god's green earth" is way too fun to say even when you don't believe in god and know most of it is blue, actually

[ashlgcostumes]

Tag via @bluehairedspidey and vocabulary updated

[lesserknownwaifus]

Vivian from Bebe’s Kids (1992)

[parkchanwoohoo]

[dogpuppy]

[neckfat]

[kirikomamura]

"life is so hard for men because *starts describing the events of a mafia city ad*"

[kirikomamura]

this happens every day and yet people believe men arent oppressed