The Chaos Booth @mambo-no-5 - Tumblr Blog

bro??

angelfaggotxoxo-deactivated2024

What?

i had one of these and when i realized i bit it as hard as i could and it would scream and wail. after some time (and years of me throwing it against the wall in anger as kids do) the whimpering stopped it restarted and was. anormal gameboy forever after that but sometimes it would bleed still a little

mellie-mp3

u heard about this shit?

onlinebeast

We are fucked

pitbolshevik

bored border collie: im going to perform psychological experiments on every human member of my household

bored pit bull: i bet i could eat a rock if i tried hard enough

pitbolshevik

some of my favorite tags

depsidase

je-blauge

OP, when the wrath of God descends upon you, remember that it was you who chose to use your powers for evil.

pallidprincess

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

pallidprincess

lierdumoa

No, no, no, you see on tiktok an algorithm feeds you misinformation. On Tumblr I feed myself misinformation from my charcuterie board of hand-selected unhinged mutuals.

lierdumoa

None of that mass market junk. Only artisanal, small batch, sustainably cultivated, fair trade horseshit.

strangewomanlover-deactivated20

somewhere out there tonight a girl is having painfully mediocre sex with a man in a ghost face mask.... everyone lets bow our heads and give her a moment of silence for a second .......

powerburial

why are you all complacent in that. why aren't you trying to rescue her

ayeforscotland

Still the best gaming fact.

vixivulpixel

Noted: misogyny is a skill issue

cutepetclub

From @veggiedayz: “Blackberry has a song he wants to sing for you.” #cutepetclub [source: http://ift.tt/28SdMmN ]

slightly-oblivvyous

Kitten: *small mew* Cameraperson: *soft “ohhh”* Kitten: *BIG LONG MEOW* Cameraperson: *soft laughter* “What was that?” Kitten: *tiny mew*

haintxblue

the caption did not prepare me

followthebluebell

the highest ratio of meow to cat that i’ve ever encountered

iw9q8q7ysysy

deflating balloon

ollielephant

cumonthevoid

none pizza with left beef

the-chocolate-chip-pancake-blog

It should be a rule of Tumblr to always reblog none pizza with left beef

babymarkers

ive missed you

pisshandkerchief-deactivated202

sunshinetheinspiration

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

#jesus i remember this #throwback

sexhaver

"Banana Republic" is such an unbelievably fucked up name for a store

duncebento

it used to be themed too!

#okay I know it's messed up and bad #but if they brought back the original fashion shown above #I'd shop the hell outta that store

kikokuso

I have a new favourite batshit rail idea

Please build it for the funny please please please

vacuously-true

You're right. I SHOULD be able to take the train from Minneapolis to Berlin.

#YOU KNOW WHAT?!#...I don't actually hate it #carry on

jambalaika-deactivated20240810

Who is it?💕

metropoliseaten

[Image Description: All-caps black text on a white background reading, “You have to marry whatever is on your phone/computer background. Who is it?” End ID.]

#bet #are you a healthy-lookin' monstera or are you just happy to see me #monstera #not monster #that's a different background

ravenkinnie

I laughed so hard I choked on saliva

psych-is-the-name

my hungry ass could never work at a cemetery😋

#I only trust fruitarians to work at the cemetery #anyone else be snackin'

professional-egg-layer

i think cis girls can have a packer as a treat

professional-egg-layer

actually no make this a thing. itd probably be so good for making trans girls feel safe

professional-egg-layer

im glad like at least 500 people can agree that gender affirming prosthetics shouldnt be exclusive to just trans people. honestly this goes for cis guys too feel free to get some breast forms. just dont be surprised if afterwards you decide you dont want to be a guy anymore

whatwwwwwww

#yes to this #also it can be an extra pocket for treats #we need those #gimme the extra internal fanny pack that I can adjust please #normalize guys wearing bras too #ya know for the storage #chesticle cargo pants yes yes yes

deancodedinthewater

Hey folks, if you want to fight back against the twitterfication of tumblr USE IT LIKE IT'S TUMBLR!!!!!! REBLOG THINGS!!!!!! USE THE TAGS TO SCREAM AT YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!!

deancodedinthewater

Woke up to this having more reblogs than likes! Keep it going! Do it on every post! REBLOG THINGS ON THE REBLOGGING THINGS SITE!