actually, while i’m here, here’s some key facts about keiko ! ( ALSO RULES )
- she’s a hafu ( mixed japanese & white ), single child.
- she’s 24 in human years ( verse dependent )
- she’s 6′ in hell, with her shoes raising her to 6′3 - 6′4.
- she’s bisexual & grey romantic.
- she’s neutral evil.
- she’s an abomination of man and creature, woman and eldritch horror.
- experimented on as a child, during her teen years, with no recollection or understanding only the subsequent change of her physiology and the trauma that followed it.
- repeatedly traumatized by her school crush at 16, inadvertently discarding her trust in men and in people as a whole. she became isolated and lost during adulthood.
- what started as aimless trysts during adulthood turned violent, cannibalistic, revenge fueled. thereafter, enjoyment was gained from causing awful men suffering.
- it progressed, women became targets, and following after were people who simply tickled her fancy. anyone she found herself interested in, on some occasions though people have been spared ( 5 out of 15 would be spared ).
bust your kneecaps is such a keiko song, again, w/ the exception that the lyrics would end up being ‘i’ll bust your kneecaps’ bc she 1. doesn’t have a family & 2. doesn’t need ppl doing what she enjoys in her stead- OSHFDGNJFDKKD
It's sinday so naturally? gotta throw smth keiko based here. Shes kind of perfect for hatefuck relationships like, anyone who cant Die and can sustain her interests for long periods of time is basically all u need bc sex & wrath go hand in hand for her so :^)
can’t wait for the day keiko meets her equal / match and it’s partner in crime time. like it’s funny bc i can think of one oc i have that, unfortunately, never met the light of day BUT he could almost be considered keiko’s match
the sad thing is keiko would despise him like. she’d think he was super fuckign annoying & conceited (she isn’t wrong) & she’d want to rip off his head but he’d just be sitting there like Lololololol
—— @grimgrinnr devoured: ⚰️ Honestly I'm mostly curious to see what she and Al could do with this sorta thing
IF THEY KILLED.
MORE LIKELY TO KILL ?
is there really much of a surprise when i say BOTH ! keiko has no restraint and alastor’s himself—
ONLY THREATENS, WOULDN’T GO THAT FAR ?
mm honestly neither would do that, because I can guarantee you that when Keiko makes a threat, it’s very likely she already planned on following up way in advance. her threats are never empty, and even when they’re abrupt / unplanned she follows through anyways. alastor probably matches this question just a BIT though, because i imagine he’s probably the type to give out thinly veiled threats as warnings and then when further prompted (or, on a whim) he’d act out.
neither of them freak, they’re both level headed and horrifyingly calm for what they dabble in, there’s no panic in either. the ONLY time keiko would ever freak was if she was exposed to something that might spring forth traumatizing memories. there’s a chance that she might freak if her eldritch form was exposed, but it’d be heavily masked and not at all related to the murder, just her own disconnection.
PROVIDES UTENSILS TO DISPOSE OF BODY ?
iiiii would think alastor, honestly. keiko doesn’t really use materials to dispose of bodies, she typically leaves them as is (whether that’s hotel rooms, alleyways, apartments, etc.) and takes her exit. if we’re basing this on pre-hazbin, then yeah maybe alastor tbh!
COMES UP WITH HIDING PLACE ?
mm, again. alastor! keiko doesn’t bother with hiding places unless it’s INCREDIBLY incriminating, which she makes every effort in advance for it not to be. it almost sounds laissez - faire, but for her it’s much easier and she’s never had the need to commit a crime with anyone besides herself, so yeah. while she’d make some suggestions, i feel like alastor would be more knowledgable in that regard.
KEEPS WATCH FOR WITNESSES ?
UHHH this is kind of a tricky question, because logically NEITHER of them would wanna stand guard while the other has their fun lmao. keiko for sure wouldn’t want to unless she was getting something further out of it, so yeah chances are it’d be entirely dependent on that situation itself. keiko’s persuasiveness vs alastor’s rigid goals FIGHT.
HIDES BODY & MURDER WEAPON ?
MMMM alastor probably, because keiko doesn’t use murder weapons often! and again, this is entirely verse dependent, but yeah i figure alastor would be more likely. if keiko does use one, she’ll take it with her to later dispose (or keep it on her for future fun) because she doesn’t really ‘hide’ weapons. and she has no need for them anyways? the girl’s strong as fuck and can tear through ribcages and muscle like butter, and even then she has parts of an eldritch form she utilizes more often than not so.
KNOWS THE RIGHT PEOPLE TO DEAL WITH THIS ?
alastor definitely LMAO. keiko is an outcast, she’s isolated and distant, she doesn’t HAVE contacts or associates. alastor, at the very least, knows niffty and husk, potentially others too! keiko has, and will always, fly solo. she doesn’t need help with what she does, and if offered she’d sooner tear off their head than accept the offer tbh. she’s just very yknow, “independent”.
ISN’T DOING THIS FOR THE FIRST TIME ?
boooottthhhhhh, they both have equal experience in the crimes they’ve committed which makes this combo really fuckign deadly but OH WELL GOOD LUCK!
WILL CAVE IN / CALL THE POLICE ?
neither hello??? though, to be fair, keiko would throw him under the bus if it meant ensuring her own safety, survival, and maaybe just a little bit for funsies. it’s not a distinct guarantee that she WOULD but there’s no saying she wouldn’t. and if she did throw him under the bus it definitely wouldn’t be to the police.
tldr; neither but keiko MIGHT if it was in the interest of herself (and to be a vindictive bitch)
PUT BLAME ON SELF TO SAVE THE OTHER ?
neither! they aren’t self - sacrificing, at least to my knowledge anyways and keiko DEFINITELY isn’t self - sacrificing.
IS THE BETTER LIAR ?
both! i imagine their dynamic is very much just mindgames, mindgames, mindgames. what can one get from the other! neither of them would tell the truth and i imagine a lot of their association would be highly unstable? leaning volatile, sans the anger, simply because they’re both very unpredictable! anything could happen yknow, both of them would be shrouded in mystery bc i don’t imagine either would ever give up willing information, and there’d be a lot of deception involved lmao.
also, this is a headcanon i haven’t actually talked about yet but it’s one that sits in the back of my mind a lot, and it’s that! there’ s no way of telling if ‘keiko’ is her actual name, her real name, because she lies. she’s a frequent liar, an excellent one at that, and she hides her identity. keiko is just a name she goes by, associates with, and she’s had many alias’ along the years so chances are she probably won’t tell you that name anyways! is it her real name? or a name she found along the way? there’s no way of actually telling and she’s never going to actively SAY if it’s her real name, genuine name, or not.
an alias she usually goes by is Ms. K / K (by itself). again, she changes her aliases as needed, and what she’ll tell one person, she’ll tell another something completely different (including fabricated last names)! but yeah lmao, don’t trust keiko.
death parade’s chiyuki gives me hardcore keiko vibes visually !
i’m not sure whether i’ll apply her for keiko’s current fc, but could definitely see her being keiko’s fc for the timeline where she’s normal, grows out her hair & doesn’t fly off the literal deep end LMAO
acts that could be aggressive // or a little bit sexy // or both.
send a symbol from your muse to mine. feel free to combine actions or add specifics even when it doesn’t ask for it ! can send non - sexually as well.
THREATENING
🔪 // put a knife to my muse’s throat .
🖐️ // put a hand around my muse’s throat .
👕 // slide a weapon up under my muse’s shirt ( can specify ) .
👔 // grab my muse by the collar & pull them closer .
🔒 // lock my muse in a room alone with your muse .
so i missed sinday but know that ‘bathroom bitch’ by holychild is 100% a keiko song, minus the shit abt love- maybe i’ll make some hcs later on, we’ll see!
ok so i figure ill throw it out there bc i keep thinking about it but. please don’t hesitate to call keiko out on her shit! she’s VERY very forward, she will flirt with ur muse outright and make sexual or violent advances if she’s interested in u (which doesnt take a lot), so don’t worry about telling her to back off or getting aggressive with her if that’s what your muse is like!
she’s just super bold, but also know that this isn’t me trying to force ship either!!! i won’t ever ship anything / push a ship without talking to the mun beforehand. and keiko isn’t really........good with ships anyhow, like she’ll never be seeking anything more than a sexual advance just for amusement or bc she’s hungry. so pls don’t worry at all about yelling @ her i encourage it!
He’s been in a few situations before during his long life, but he’s never quite been in a situation like this. The way that she looked at him was different, new. He couldn’t yet tell if he liked being looked at that way or not. After all, there’s a clear difference between enjoying unique and new things, and walking into something you just don’t understand.
Standing tall and straight, Alastor’s eyes look the other over before they both lock gazes, an eyebrow arching as he does.
“ We all wait for a lot of things. What I’m waiting for now is simple… A reason to stop waiting. Machines are wonders, I will admit that, but that doesn’t mean I’ll trust them after everything I’ve seen. I’ll wait for proper chemistry, thank you. ”
self - control tugs strongly at the chains of her eyes, the urge to roll them was overwhelming and yet she would simply turn her gaze to the side ( first to break eye contact ), an overt sign of submissiveness, a subtle bell for those that knew that her game was to be played. she leans herself back, back away from the space she was encroaching on, and assertiveness cools itself to a dim ember, the fire all but blown out to replace itself with the cold of the night ( meek, meek, she’s falling back into herself, oh what pretty prey / what a filthy liar ). heels shift and she’s pressing the tip of her shoe into the ground, scuffing the concrete and dropping her hands from her chin to curl against her chest in a gentle fist.
uttering a soft sigh, she takes a moment ( planned, as it always was, almost as if her ‘bold courage’ had diminished ) before turning her gaze back on him, lighter, softer, sweeter.
❝ oh no, that was too forward of me — i’m sorry, i just assumed since... the machine — that, well, maybe... you’d have more time to spare for a... fan ? but... you’re right, ah, call me K. ❞
