Franka

Hiya! Names Franka Porche! :D I'm part of the really awesome Valkyrie project that's meant to run alongside the current Pandora project (you know those girls with the kick ass 'super powers' that everyone wants to grow up to be like but then finds out they can't because it's something you need genes to do? ; . ;). So! I got asked to make a page like this ages and ages ago...but I sort of dodged the issue a hundred times and now finally I've been forced to finally make it! :( Anyway! I'll start tracking down my fellow Valkyrie's asap and I'll be sharing stuff on this page that I'm interested in or whatever takes my fancy! See ya around, don't be shy to come talk to me! I don't bite...well I don't bite hard at least ;D

[maniacalmechanist]

Who would your money be on in an oily, naked knife fight between Christine, and Ouka (no Volt Textures, just their own natural abilities)?

Franka.exe has encounter a lewd error and has stopped responding.

          She wins either way...naked hotties!

[maniacalmechanist]

“Hey folks. Since I have had a few asks concerning the matter:

Roxanna and Attia have the dirtiest browser searches. theimmortalzombiegirl flatloversmace Charles has the best taste in music! thetempeststorm And Satellizer has the cutest web searches! untouchablenova

Anything else on your minds just let me know!”

[syntaxdarling]

{} .chatwindow {} Avatar.exe initialized {} Initialization complete!

~{ Plip!

“Not unless you want me to Master!”

[untouchablenova]

“No…No I d-don’t.”

Master? Was it referring to her? But wasn’t this supposes to be a virus, not a chat bot?

[maniacalmechanist]

“Ene, Satellizer. Satellizer, Ene! Okie dokie goodbye you two have fun!”

-Connection cut!-

[untouchablenova]

Thanks for the infection Franka…both the cold and computer virus.

[maniacalmechanist]

Sorry Sat! I can share some of my medication with you if you need it! Plus this little cp virus is nothing...its uh...well you’ll see.

[maniacalmechanist]

{} I {} Have {} You {} Now {}

Dead. Her keyboard was dead...whatever had got her had just wrestled all sense of control out of her hands. The damn laptop wouldn’t even shut down now...great

“....Guess whipping the hard disk is the only way to go now....aw, I really should have backed everything up.”

[maniacalmechanist]

{} Running search.{} Securing IP{} Sending data{} Locking signal.

“Oooooh shoot...”

Frantically the Valkyrie tries to stop whatever has sunk its digital teeth into her. ...It couldn’t be whatever had plagued her recently right?

[maniacalmechanist]

Sorry for my absence my laptop got very sick from a nasty little virus! I have been pulling the code to bits for months now and forgot all about maintaining my blog.

[limiterslegacy]

Dude you gotta delete your history after searching stuff like that :X

What history? :D I have NO idea what you are talking about

[maniacalmechanist]

Probably talking about these :3

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[maniacalmechanist]

Date expunged!? Are you kidding me? D:

[limiterslegacy]

Dude you gotta delete your history after searching stuff like that :X

What history? :D I have NO idea what you are talking about

[maniacalmechanist]

Probably talking about these :3

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[jtroadrunner95]

"You’re very welcome Franka."

[maniacalmechanist]

"Heeh, I swear I got you something...buuut it hasn't arrived yet. Like everyone else presents..."

[deviousssiren]

"He got you dead puppies. Dead, maggot ridden puppies ~ isn’t that thoughtful?"

[jtroadrunner95]

"Gah! Who the heck are you?"

[maniacalmechanist]

"She's the Grinch. Just ignore her, she'll leave us alone if we do."

[jtroadrunner95]

"Well I did get you these red flowers."

"Not sure how you feel about flowers, but it was the best gift I could find."

[maniacalmechanist]

"AAaaah! Poinsettias! I've always wanted one of these buttheimportpricesareallsuperhighallsessionlong! Thanks Sonic."

[jtroadrunner95]

"Hey don’t feel down Franka. While I was away, I got you something."

[maniacalmechanist]

"Heya Sonic not feeling down per say, just a little apprehensive they won't make it in time. Ooooo! Watcha get me?!"

[maniacalmechanist]

"...I might have no presents for anyone this year...shouldn't have ordered everything online because Christmas mail is terrible!"

[maniacalmechanist]

Stop downloading so much naughty stuff and the network would be fine

"It was streaming software...and some pictures...and some latest chapters from my favourite manga.....and some movies....a game or ten..........okay yeah I really should have stopped."

[maniacalmechanist]

Note to self: Never exceed bandwidth. Ever. Never ever ever ever...ever.

[maniacalmechanist]

What would you do if you caught someone looking up your skirt?

'Keeeheeeheeeeheeee'