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The first time Hanji takes Levi to a strip club and stealth snaps the experience

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Cat boy containment breach

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*puts on my hazmat suit* *picks up a red dot toy* time to round them up again -_-

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I hope Nael knows their poem made me cry

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Cutest belly dance i’ve ever seen

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You have now seen a baby chinchilla

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Some kitties need their toe fluff trimmed so they don’t slip on hard floors

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Slack Wyrm #652 - www.joshuawright.net

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haha pet play? i tried

how i imagined the scene in zoey04ereri‘s fic Freedom of press :3

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Some WIP/sketches of Anduin and Wrathion exploring the Dragon Isles

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IS THAT A CUSTOMER? flop flop flop flop …. “ Can I uhh… help you sir?“

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Gramps making sure his bud gets his walk

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All the hate in the Ereri and riren fandom is really getting me down :( Could u help remind me how awesome the ship is, because a lot of people think that riren makes the characters ooc. My whole life has been a lie... Not really lol, just need some reasurrence that riren can be shipped for good reason.

riren/ereri it doesn’t matter! Whenever people want to reduce a ship down to where the peen goes, I’m a little concerned because 1) there is more to sex than penetration and 2) there is more to a relationship than sex!

So whenever people fight over ririviviviivivireererereri nonsense, I make up my own positive headcanons:

Eren loves ice cream, but Levi is lactose intolerant so he gets sherbet.

Eren likes the ostrich on the carousel, Levi likes the tiger, but both are fond of the wonky eyed horse.

Levi doesn’t like it when Eren buys oversized sweaters because Levi likes to borrow Eren’s sweaters so that just means it’s three times too big for him. Ah, who are we kidding, he likes those too.

Levi is remarkably good at winning goldfish at the ring toss. Eren’s aquarium is overcrowded.

Both claim to like creepy horror flicks, but somehow have never made it an entire movie without turning it off. But only to makeout, not because they were scared or anything.

Eren is banned from most putt-putt golf courses, especially the one with the windmill. In protest, Levi stole three boxes of golf pencils.

At the beach, Levi sunburns easily. Eren writes, “I love you!” on his back in sunscreen.

Eren tells the waitress it is Levi’s birthday so they get free dessert. Levi hides in Eren’s armpit when they sing him happy birthday.

Levi is really good at “crack the whip” in roller and ice rinks. Eren crashes into the snowbank.

Levi’s Valentine’s Day cards to Eren have stenciled letters on the front. Eren’s explode in glitter. Eren spends Valentine’s Day cleaning up the glitter.

Because of his insomnia, Levi takes catnaps during the day. Eren rigs up a hammock in the backyard and often finds Levi there, the watering can on the ground and his large gardening hat still on.

Now which one of those mini headcanons is ereri and which one is riren? I can’t really tell.

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Oh, I have a good one: Eren thinks Levi’s nose is adorable, and sometimes when Levi is talking to him, Eren will space out and then slowly raise his finger up and press the tip of Levi’s nose and say “Boop!” (He does the same thing to his mother’s cat.)

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Sunday morning is banana pancakes morning.

Whenever they’re in the car, the rule “driver chooses the music, shotgun keeps their mouth shut” is the first thing that goes out the window. They settle it with rock paper scissors instead.

Levi always winds up eating the pickles out of Eren’s cheeseburgers and the olives out of his pizza slices.

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ok but Levi has a tendency of getting really cold at night, so he shamelessly presses his freezing hands under Eren’s shirt to absorb his warmth.

Eren used to work at a fast food restaurant and every time Levi went in, he’d go through the drive-thru and try to order ‘the hot tan kid with the pretty eyes’

Whenever Eren goes shopping for art supplies, he always tests pens, markers or pencils by writing ‘Levi’ encased in a heart on the testing paper. Levi blushes the time he catches him in the act.

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Levi likes the regular goldfish and Eren likes the flavor blasted, but they fight over the pretzel all the time. They end up sharing it on the couch with a movie on.

Eren eats all the food in the house and won’t buy more until Levi throws money at his head and makes him leave. He laughs all the way down the street, but Levi waits until he’s around the corner before laughing.

Eren is pretty good at video games, so when he’s gotten a good streak, the only way to break him out of it is for Levi to join the game and kick his ass. This is only used in dire situations as Levi doesn’t like to mess with Eren’s ego too much.

Levi always buys silly string and sprays it on Eren on their birthdays. Even though it’s a pain in the ass to clean up, it’s worth his reaction.

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When they go on an airplane, Eren likes the window seat and Levi secretly prefers the middle because he can lean on Eren and he’s small enough not to get squashed. Eren always gives Levi the little snacks claiming that he doesn’t want them, but when Levi puts one in his mouth Eren kisses him to get it back. Levi pretends to be annoyed, but he always goes along with it.

Levi normally doesn’t like PDA but has been known to make out with Eren shamelessly if someone makes a homophobic comment.

Eren and Levi have a little unspoken competition to see who can carry the other more places.

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Eren talks in his sleep and Levi pretends to be annoyed about it, but he actually finds it very cute.

Levi really likes it when Eren wears bright pastel colors. Flower crowns are a plus too.

Both Eren and Levi (though Eren more so) get jealous pretty easily and if someone flirts with Eren, Levi tends to be very blunt and specifically points out they are together. Whereas Eren gets really touch-feely, such as throwing an arm around Levi’s shoulders, waist or grabbing his hand. Even, going as far as kissing him- on the cheek or mouth.