Potto Desu

I'm Marcie, a bigender trans witch who reads, writes and plays too many videogames | taken by @persephones-lover-666 | I basically reblog stuff but say hi if you want!

[timeloopfemme]

ur twenties are weird. i have the priorities of a kindergartener again. i don’t know what in the hell is going on EVER. i like colors. i like soup. i want to take a nap

[faytears]

here’s an idea for y’all since twitter has already become a cesspool of typical American sociopathy:

if you’re an American, what’s happening with Iran is not about you. if this does devolve into war, you will not be affected. you do not need to make cringey ww3 memes ~to cope~. there is little-to-no chance that you will get drafted. there has never been a boots-on-the-ground invasion of the United States. what WILL likely happen is that America will invade yet another middle eastern country, and innocent civilians of that country - in this case Iranians - will get killed. America has always been the aggressor that interfered in Iran’s internal politics, not the other way around.

stop wondering why so many people from other countries hate America when the answer is right in front of you.

[borderlinepdfeels]

[jonpertwee]

Reminder that JK Rowling ripped off Ursula K Le Guin's A Wizard of Earthsea to write Harry Potter

[jonpertwee]

[penstab]

i have a horrible misogynist rooster who only likes blonde hens so i always have to make sure i have 2-3 yellow hens around so he doesn't run anyone ragged. i didn't know this was a problem someone could have but i've had macklemore for eight slutty, slutty years and he's been overly obsessed with the blondness level of his lady friends for the entire time with no sign of slowing down so, like. props to him for sticking to his guns.

SIR, PLEASE,

[penstab]

YOU CANT JUST CASUALLY LEAVE THIS IN THE REPLIES AS IF THIS ISNT A CRUCIAL ELEMENT OF THIS HARROWING STORY

SIR!!!!!!

[unclefather]

[femcassidy]

good news everyone. crows no longer need instructions to build tools and have started building them from memory, as well as passing the knowledge onto future generations of crows. oops!

[femcassidy]

better news everyone. crows have learned to construct these tools from unrelated items! they no longer need to follow the original blueprint they were given and are able to improvise using their surroundings.

[spiroandthelacktones]

Superb you funky little corvids

[dashaibo]

>pass them onto future generations

Crows have OFFICIALLY entered the stone age.

[agatharights]

My dad, hearing this news: Oh! So they’re Crow-magnons now?

He then proceeded to laugh quietly to himself as we all groaned and screamed.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[ripe]

do you vibe with us, sir? i do vibe, sir. but do you vibe with us, sir? no, sir, i do not vibe with you, sir; but i do vibe, sir.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[hungwy]

I wish I could terrorize ancient people with things that are commonplace today

[despazito]

releasing a roomba into the greek forums

[shitpostinguniverse]

[discount-supervillain]

I think this one was funnier in my head

[just-rhys-things]

No it’s still hilarious

[barbarianarchy-deactivated20200]

whats the point of having a cat if it doesn’t commit crimes

[the-book-reaper]

Walks into the shelter like “give me the biggest bastard here”

[whitepeopletwitter]

[weakmoves]

[dinnerschild]

The knights riding past the peasants on horseback

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

[frosty--giants]

For some reason the addition of the nose in the last panel just kills me