an A3! ask [crack] blog dedicated to dazzling its clients // rated extra cursed and spicy; not meant for children // call neko if you need any assistance~
You enter what looked like a really fancy club. The bouncers at the front entrance kinda surprised you when they asked to see if you had a card. Were they part of the yakuza or something? They looked like it.
As though alerted by your presence the lights in the club went off, leaving only a spotlight on a tiny figure behind a table. “I know why you’re here.” What?
The person stood up, their eyes sparkling in excitement. “Allow me to introduce myself! I’m Neko, and I’ll be your guide and commentator around these parts, aye!”
“You must be confused right now.” That was an understatement. “Let me tell you the basics before you can live your inner hoe life!”
“Listen carefully, aye!”
<< WHAT IS THIS BLOG? >>
“This blog is a safe haven for all A3! hoes, clowns, and whatever you like to call yourself!” Neko grinned. “mankai-fuckhouse have these three themes: thirst, cursed, and host club! Ah, acting is included too so that makes it four.”
"Why was mankai-fuckhouse made you ask?" Neko looked at the ground, twiddling her fingers. "A certain server enabled me while I was terrorizing them."
“Anyways, you can send asks for certain members of MANKAI and you’ll have them replying to you in no time!” Neko’s next words were said with great enthusiasm. “You can even ask for the rookies! So have fun with ‘em~”
“You can ask them cursed things, normal stuffs, or maybe even something spicy~ which leads to our next topic!”
<< SPICY TIME >>
“Listen well, all of you!” Neko’s expression turned serious. “Absolutely no lewding the minors! Please don’t send asks about minor doing this and that when they shouldn’t be doing it!”
The girl pulled out some papers from nowhere. “We have the members available for Spicy Time listed here. Some hosts-slash-actors can be available for Spicy Time when Act 2 becomes available in the EN server.”
"Members who are not listed as available for Spicy Time are not available for Spicy Time."
<< GROUND RULES >>
“Let’s make sure that everyone has a fun time in this club, aye!”
-- Topics such as rape, pedophilia, abuse, incest are absolutely not allowed.
-- No kink shaming. We are all thirsty for the legal ones. Let's unite in our thirst.
-- Ask some fluff from time to time. We shouldn't to be too hydrated, aye!
-- No character hate. No. Just no.
"There might be a few things missing here so this post is subjected to change, aye!"
You are startled when Neko pulls you towards a door you hadn't noticed before. "Now off you go!"
Hiya, I'm alive and well(ish)! Sorry for being gone but I wasn't feeling very ✨dazzling✨ for this week TT I'll get back to answering requests tomorrow and I'll hopefully start writing the event requests soon~
I forgot to make an announcement but this is closed now!! We got 31 lovely patrons who have requested so all the boys will be preparing for the event now~
can azuma whisper some sweet/dirty things in my ear?
"Ara, ara~" Azuma chuckles, moving in closer to anon. "How can I possibly refuse you, lovely?" He trails his finger on the side of anon's face. Azuma's eyes completely consuming every inch of anon.
He slowly trails his hand from anon's cheeks down to their arm, causing shivers to run down anon. "A lovely being such as you would absolutely look adorable in anything, hm?" He whispers, a voice so soft and gentle despite his next words, "I bet you'd look even more lovely in nothing, yes? Imagining the adorable look on your face as you find yourself helpless in the cold air is quite delightful."
"As your body trembles, as your two peaks harden...you'd need a lot of warming, wouldn't you agree?" Azuma continues to trail his fingers on anon's body, his touch like a soft feather brushing against their skin. "I think I know a way or two to help you warm up, lovely anon~"
hisoka, look at me, do you want this marshmallow? well, too bad because now it's on my tongue but you can try and get it from my tongue
Hisoka frowned. He tried to see if they've hidden a pack somewhere nearby but only saw nothing which made his frown worsen. "No choice..." He sighed, his sleepy eyes holding a dangerous glint.
He surprised anon when he placed a hand on the back of their head and pulled them towards him. Anon didn't even had enough time to react before Hisoka was deeply kissing them, his tongue easily slipping inside and thoroughly exploring their mouth.
After some time Hisoka finally lets go, leaving a flushed and breathless anon. "Delicious. Do you have more?"
Note 『 I haven’t read Act 9 so Tsumugi’s Lucifer may be a bit OOC in this one but I’ve been wanting to write this ever since I laid eyes on his card~ 』
It was too cold.
[Y/N] struggled to move from her position, the wounds on her body causing pain and distress with every second she lay on the ground. “…Will I be dying here?” A soft whisper escapes from her lips. Her tears had long run out, leaving only a blank expression as she slowly comes to terms with her fate.
The blood that flowed out of her body seeped into the snow beneath her. Was this really to be her last moments? [Y/N] would have never thought that she would die in such a desolate area, without a single soul to accompany her. If it weren’t for him…
I gave up on rerolling in afterl!fe and just settled with my SR Mori TT When I finally have enough gems to pull, may the gacha gods have mercy on me ;;
Anyways~ This time the event is definitely happening! At 12AM-4AM PST later, I'll post it~ Will it flop, I wonder?
Pspspspsps I hope y'all don't mind if I postpone the event for another day because I just downloaded afterlife and I must reroll all day to get an SSR of one of my best bois TT SSR SSR SSR SSR SSR SSR
To make up for this, I'll tell y'all a little something about what I've planned: It involves the boys wearing maid/butler uniforms and having a scenario with them.
hey mod neko! are we allowed to send asks in at the moment? :) (btw can I just say that this blog is super well thought out? thanks for the food you provide us (´✪ω✪`)♡)
Sankyu for the praise~ I'm glad you think so because honestly I have no idea what I'm doing 69% of the time TT
And yes~ Unless otherwise stated, asks are always allowed! Please be patient though because sometimes it may take awhile for me to make the boys answer requests~
"Ahaha, how can I refuse a request coming from you?" Omi says, his eyes softly looking at Crow. He lets Crow settle to his side before wrapping his arms around them and letting them rest their head on his chest.
"Comfy?" He asks, his gentle expression melting Crow's heart, "You can go to sleep if you'd like. I won't mind having you in my arms."
“Ten~ma~ I missed you!” I hug him and then quietly say, “I’ve had a rough week y’know... but it’s better now that I’m in your arms so don’t worry your pretty head!” 🤗 (am slightly embarrassed 😳)
"He-Hey! You don't have to hug me like that!" Tenma loudly stutters. When he sees their expression drop, he quickly wraps his arms around them with a panicked expression. "Wait, I didn't mean it like that! I was just caught off-guard..." He softly mutters the last part, his face entirely red.
His entire body was tense but he slowly rubs circles on their back. "Sorry you had a rough week," he says, his expression softening, "You can hug me for as long as you want."
"Whoa!" Tsuzuru stumbles as he catches Crow in his arms. "That surprised me. Don't just jump like that all of a sudden." He gently scolds, a blush appearing on his cheeks when realizes how close they were to his face. Tsuzuru sighs when he sees the big smile on Crow's face.
"Alright," he gives a small smile, "Let's give you a proper cuddle." He lets Crow stay in his arms, even tightening his embrace on them.
i want to get praised by hisoka please ohgodwhyareyousopreciousicanteven
Hisoka pauses from devouring the pack of marshmallows in his hand. "You want me to praise you?" He asks, his eyebrows scrunching up in confusion. "Hm, good anon." He uses his free hand to pat anon's head and tilts his head when he notices them blush.
Homare, will you lay on a bed covered with rose petals with me? Just wondering 👉🏻👈🏻
"Not only will I lay with you, anon-san," Homare speaks, "but I'll even be the one to cover the bed with those beautiful rose petals!" He grasps anon's hand and smiles at them, the intensity of his eyes making their heart race.
"But those petals' beauty simply wouldn't compare to yours, I believe," he says. A sincere expression rests on Homare's face as he shamelessly continues to smile at a red-faced anon.
