The Manliest of Men

I am a manly man. I like things manly, like emotions and a things strong (like hair, do you know how strong hair is?! I wish I had some). I dislike things unmanly, like people pretending to be manly online when in the real world they cower from a real man's manliness. I am man. I am POWER!

[manliest-man]

I was kicked in the face earlier this week

A very unmanly man kicked me in the face. He was twice my height and also twice my age. When I was kicked my mouth was bleeding but did I cry, did I flinch? Hag, I never flinch! (crying is manly though, so is flinching on very rare, manly occasions) Instead I laughed and consoled my friends who were very worried for me, as well as a very manly women who ensured my mental state and bodily health.

I was terrified when I got home though, apparently delayed shock is a thing. I hugged my mum like a man for a good 10 minutes before playing manly games like Fortnite and Enter the Gungeon on my Manly PS4.