Mister Barista ॐ

I'm James, and I'm a trans guy, a barista and a coffee roaster. I'm gonna be a teacher.

[yaffle]

[gregmendel-blog]

straight boys dress like randomised sims

[manloading-blog]

me when i write oj instead ok: oj

[weloveshortvideos]

[clarabows]

[sapphicsideshow]

The best visual representation of “No Homo!” in cinematic history.

[threadsinthistapestry]

That wasn’t even scripted they just did it

[lnnea]

So for 17 years of his life my boyfriend thought that quiche was pronounced quicky and so once we were at a bakery with his mum and I was like what are you having and he said he wanted a quicky

His mum laughed so hard she went to the car to call his aunt so she could tell the family

[winfieldblue]

please report and block this blog for backstabbing me and posting this story

[lauraslittlespoon]

[jameswilsonn]

Brendon Urie realizing he shouldn’t have just said “whore” during an on-air performance.

[ericrileyy]

This always makes me happy.

[lauraslittlespoon]

But suppose, theoretically, that someone she loved was in there with her, someone she had history with. Someone who could understand her life in there in a way that I’ll never be able to. It would be devastating to think that that person could give her something that I can’t. It would be way worse than just sex. It would be a betrayal. -Larry Bloom (1x11)

[lauraslittlespoon]

Don’t mess with the Vause.

[lauraslittlespoon]

“Six Saltines in 30 seconds? I told you it can’t be done.”

[manloading-blog]

me: *gains +1 self esteem*

the universe i guess: uh? no?

me: ur absolutely right im so fuckign sorry

[pepe-leaker]

Emoji art pepe copyright 2015

[alivetillthe-end]

[brainburps]

You know you had a Catholic upbringing when somebody says “May the force be with you” and your instant reaction is to reply with “And also with you”.

[nellachronism]

Lift up your lightsabers.

[tacticalnymphomania]

We lift them up to the lord.

Let us give thanks to the Force our guide.

[chromatographic]

It is right to give the Force thanks and praise.

[manloading-blog]

cr3aming I heard you say this the other day and I was so confused lmao

[trevonisdead-deactivated2015050]

[deebott]

I hope he’s okay

[imdemetrialynn]

black people are the most kindest yet most hated. glad he’s watching & making him feel secure in such a moment. 

[blackkesha]

“"I don’t want to be accused” breaks my heart 

[captaintoedrag-deactivated20160]

fun game: refer to America as “South Canada” and watch as Americans lose their shit

[kingqvist]

Probably cause it’s United States of America? And not south canada? That doesn’t even sound right

[camo--zamboni-deactivated201510]

Look it’s working