Dazed and Confused

Have no fear, Jake is here! That's me...I'm Jake. I have a lot of philosophical thoughts. Like...what would I do if I had boobs? Or...what if we passed to the right, not the left? Also...why have cake if you can't eat it, too? That's just silly. Anyways, enough about me. Show me your boobies?

[manlymartin]

[nearlydead-julia]

Anytime :) probably not I’m Julia though nice to meet you.

[manlymartin]

I'm Jake. And I like to get baked. I also like cake. Nice to meet you, too.

[manlymartin]

[nearlydead-julia]

You look adorable

[manlymartin]

Why, thank you. Have we met?

[manlymartin]

[heartsupsantamaria-blog]

Cheesy pick-up lines are the worst.

Today, a guy said this to me. “Hey, could you touch me? Cause I want to be able to say I’ve been touched by an angel.” Get away from me. I’m disturbed. 

[manlymartin]

Oh, come on, that's gold.