Me: Too bad you can't get pregnant by simply kissing. I truly believed that our private parts were always just a storage for urine and feces until I knew better in high school.
My best friend: What if the uvula produces eggs and his Adam's apple produces sperm? Hmmm. What a nice alternative universe.
Me: What in the smut what if's.
My best friend: HAHAHAHHA. CAN YOU WRITE ABOUT IT?
Me: I CAN???? BUT SHOULD I??????
My best friend: YEHA YEAH.
Thus, a new world was created in a universe that is parallel to ours. A world where penetration, backshots, doggy, and cowgirl simply cease to exist...
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Author's Note: Edited the post to add collages.
A world where female ejaculate and semen are one with our saliva and pregnancy via cumshot are concepts so foreign, SO UNHEARD OF, that the definition of sex is now limited to the biological, factual, and objective classification of male and female and not the process of spreading your legs and taking it hard and deep that we are so keenly familiar of in our own world.
In this world, you do not greet your husband after a long day at work with bedroom eyes and lingerie saying "Oh baby, you're working so hard lately... but let's get you hard in a different way, okay~?" and lead him to your bed, oh no. Tsk tsk tsk. In this world, you cuddle up against your innocently reading husband, take his chin in your delicate, dainty, slender, beautiful fingers, pull his face close to yours and murmur... "My darling, I long for the taste of your lips... I long for the feel of you feeding me the sustenance needed to supply life to the child that will soon reside in my womb. My darling, please allow us to finally meet in a kiss and let our tongues dance with wild abandon."
His response will not consist of growls of hunger as he shreds his shirt into pieces and let buttons and torn fabric fly across the room with his big, manly hands that is intricately adorned with veins that pop out even more with every tight flex, nor will it consist of eagerly clumsy fumbling of his belt and harsh tugs of his pants while his angry erection desperately presses against the zipper in an attempt to fly inside you. NO. NON. NADA. NOPE. HOWEVER, his response will consist of taking your smooth, long neck in the cradle of his hands and leaning in. His mouth is open, and his tongue is slowly slipping past the fence of his lips in anticipation before finally entangling with yours, moaning once the pink muscle enters the hot chamber of your mouth. His jaw will work then. There will be a motion that is to be done. A motion where, in our world, will be akin to thrusting, of pushing that dick in that tight, warm channel between your glorious legs.
His tongue will slip in your mouth and his throat will start working, his Adam's apple bobbing, pumping, preparing to excrete a fluid that, in our world, is very lovingly known as cum. Semen. Man baby-making milk. This fluid will mix with his saliva and your own fluids, the very fluids that came from the tiny bell organ that is squirted by the tiny pores in your uvula, will meet his as you kiss and lick and make out and devour each other. And once the integration is thoroughly complete, the mixture of your love and desire will begin the descent towards the pathway that leads to your womb, and thus, creating the consequence of your love and desire, and thus creating your child.
Yes, you can still kiss normally, you can still do that, not every kiss ends in pregnancy, due to the reason that, for a pregnancy to ensue, the uvula must be stiff and swollen (swelling must be up to at least three times the usual bell size, any less than that would imply that there is not enough liquid for the pores to excrete and the female part of the mixture will dissolve on its way to the womb). The swell is an indication of heat within the human body and heat is a very, VERY, crucial component in ensuring a successful pregnancy; too little would mean there is too little liquid, too much (outside the protective skin of the vulva) would mean that the female part of the mixture would evaporate and thus resulting in an incomplete mixture that will not result in the pregnancy (that is the reason why, despite being locked in the kiss as well and the chance of swallowing is just as high as the female's, men cannot get pregnant, their internal body temperature is too high for the female part to survive, while the female body tends to fluctuate in temperature). The Adam's apple coat the cells of the semen in a thin layer of something similar to menthol that keeps the female part in that sweet spot in temperature that guarantees a safe travel from mouth to womb. Much like the womb, the pathway that the mixture will go through is limited to the female anatomy, another reason why men cannot get pregnant despite swallowing the mixture.
Labor, however, will be relatively the same in our world; once the mixture has passed through, the muscles in the pathway will close and will only open during digestion to provide nutrients from mother to baby, so for the baby to be born, the baby will continue the descent pop right out of their mother's legs. The birthing process in this world is more delicate, intricate, precise, than the one in our world, it follows a linear path of constant descent as well in comparison to our THRUST IN, THRUST OUT, THRUST IN AND OUT, FLIP OVER AND AGAIN FOR HOURS, IN GOES THE BABY, THEN OUT. It is worth noting that the process in this world is much, much more intimate when done between spouses. It is also worth noting that the process in this world is much, much more violating if done forcibly. BUT ANYWAYSSS-
There you go, baby without the cumshot creampies.
Insert my best friend: "Question though can you still derive sexual pleasure through intercourse?"
Well, given that kinks exist even in our world, I suppose deriving sexual pleasure through intercourse IS possible; however, it would be treated as something more or less taboo and unusual by the average Joe. Doesn't mean it's going to stop anyone though; the entire process that we've been talking about up to this point might be the MAIN attraction, it is not, by any means, the only thing to see and experience in this circus of pleasure.
Additionally, I think that because it is the upper part of the body that primarily experiences stimulation, it would make sense if signs of arousal were visible somewhere around the torso as well. I'm thinking of some part enlarging during the kissing. For females, I'm thinking of their breasts growing more tender and for males, the shoulders become firmer. I'm thinking of the male nipples growing pink as well. The thought of having parts of the body grow larger comes from the idea that bigger things are often more noticeable, and if, say, the breasts and the shoulders grow bigger and more noticeable, it coaxes them into reaching out and groping those parts of their spouse, further encouraging stimulation to the body and intensifying the already intimate set-up of being locked in an all-consuming kiss with your beloved.
AND YOU KNOW, GOSH, IF YOU REALLY WANT YOUR CUNT TO BE STUFFED BY THAT MAN BABY-MAKING MILK, YOUR HUSBAND MUST HAVE HIS FACE BURIED IN YOUR PUSSY AND SPIT THAT SEED-EQUIVALENT LIQUID IN YOUR WALLS BECAUSE IT'S NOT IN THE BALLS AND SHOT BY THE DICK ANYMORE, IT'S IN THE ADAM'S APPLE.
Should the Adam's apple shoot like it a dick does?
SHOULD THE UVULA HAVE A SQUIRTING MECHANIC?????? I DON'T KNOWW ANYMORE.
I assure you, dear readers, my best friend and I are not vulgar in mind and in tongue very often. This idea simply sounded very funny at around ten in the evening.
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