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Matt: Oh, what a hot day, Chris, is it okay if I take off a shirt?

Chris: okay.

Matt: ...

Chris: ...

Matt: ...

Chris: Why do you take off my shirt?

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Interviewer: Is that true Dominic is the best drummer in the world?

Matt: He's not even the best drummer in the band.

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I have a loving mom, yeah

Me: Haha, that would be good if I die *tries long heels for the first time*

Mom: Yeah, that would be funny...

Me: What?

Mom: What?

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The hawdest thing to tell.

Matt: Chwwwis, Chwwwissy, Chwwwistophew. Chwissy, help!

Chris: Chrrris.

Matt: Chwwwis.

Dom: Howarrrd.

Matt: Howawwwd.

Chris: Is there something harder to tell me?

Matt: Should I tell you?

Chris: Yes, of course.

Matt: So you won't wefuse, wight? Pwomise not to.

Chris: Okay, I promise I won't refuse.

Matt: Fuck me.

Dom: Wait, there's no any 'r'.

Matt: It's a lot hawder.

Chris: *blushing*

Dom: I think you broke him.