Marble Delights

Would you like to buy a deed? Or maybe you'd just like to talk about the obvious better qualities of marble over mahogany. [indie!ross rp blog]

[mwolf0epsilon]

baby Smiffy being taught basic things by Trott and Ross

"We have like, a thousand tapes of when Trott taught Smiff some shapes…"

[thaumicfire-blog]

Rejected Muppets vs EAT SHIT Yogsurvival

[marblearchitect-blog]

Ross nodded, “Got it. Let’s get them.” He pulled out his bow, and an arrow, looking around the place. This fire was going to spread to them, there was nothing that they could really do to stop it. So they’ll have to settle for fighting the other Ross and Smiffy.

[thaumicfire-blog]

Smiffy pulled out his axe, backing away and preparing to attempt to dodge the arrow. He couldn’t have that many arrows so… it shouldn’t be too tough. Especially since they have an enchanted diamond sword and a lot of fire.

"Keep an eye on the bow. Make sure to use the diamond sword when we need it mate."

[marblemastermind]

Nodding, Ross gave a little laugh and set off at a run towards the werewolf and dirtworker, the lava in his bucket sloshing dangerously at the edges. He only had half an eye on the bow, almost entirely focused on Turps and the way he'd dropped the sword.

Oh yeah, this was gonna be easy.

[thaumicfire-blog]

Rejected Muppets vs EAT SHIT Yogsurvival

marblemastermind solidturpster

Reply Order:

Alsmiffy -> Ross -> Turps -> Were!Ross

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The wall had collapsed as the last of the place had went up in flames. Alsmiffy turned, only to see that Turps and another Ross had been the ones right next to them. The only difference was that it seems like the other Ross got bitten by one too many werewolves.

"Hey, mate, we’re under attack!"

The slime turned to his partner, “Let’s do this. They have a diamond sword on them as well, but not that much armor. Careful.”

[marblemastermind]

Ross held his bucket of lava close to his chest as the walls fell, an iron sword in his other hand. It was almost impossible to see the other team through smoke and fire but Smif's shouts at him looking towards the other two.

"Hey it's me!" He said, a little taken aback, "well shit it's Turpsy too. We've got this, Smiffy." 

He took a few steps towards the other team, sword brandished above his head. "Come and get it assholes!"

[egocentrictrickster]

Rejected muppets has entered the games

[thaumicfire-blog]

Waking up to chickens pecking at your head was not the way he wanted to be woken up, but it happened. Alsmiffy sat up, pushing the chickens away and getting up.

The slime looked around the area he was in, sighing to himself. This was just him and Ross. Trott wasn’t here, so working as a team and not a trio was going to be tough and he had a feeling he was screwed.

Smiffy walked over to Ross, nudging his side with his foot, “Come on mate, get up. We can’t just stay here and sleep.”

[marblemastermind]

Ross sat up with a start, snarling a little before blinking at the scattered chickens and then the boot. "Aw shit what's going on...? Did you get teleported by that asshole again?"

He stood up, dusting off his suit and glanced around, taking in their surroundings before heading for the chest in the middle and cracking it open with a lazy bootkick, not really keen on getting forced into these shenanigans again.

"I think he left this for you?" He said, taking the note and the flint an steel, tossing them at the slime. "Y'know... Just 'cause we might not win doesn't mean we can't make things a lot more... Difficult for the other players."

[marblemastermind]

Team Rejected Muppets is ready to rock your little worlds.

[on-feathers-unflown-blog]

MISC. STARTERS

"Say it again and I’ll slit your throat."

"If you keep pushing people away, they’ll stop trying altogether."

"It’s probably harmless."

"This is, by far, the craziest thing you’ve ever done."

"I’d leave you for dead."

"Is it true?"

"I’ll wish you dead."

"You just have to trust me!"

"It’s not the most noble thing I’ve done, I’ll admit." 

"I can’t do this without you!"

"It would’ve hurt either way."

"Where’d you get that bruise?"

"You’re just as revolting as I remember."

"Just… keep the hell away from me."

"Maybe it takes more strength to let go."

"Has it crossed your mind that maybe you’re the reason I smile?”

"I knew that I’d get like this again…"

"God forbid anyone think you have feelings!!"

"I don’t need to be saved."

"You don’t need to be saved."

"We don’t need to be saved."

"You’re in charge until she gets back."

"You’ve got a world to keep sweet."

"Today we’re younger than we’re ever gonna be!!"

"Every day begins the same."

"Dunno what it’s for."

"The more you look, the less you see."

"I am so confused."

"You’ll hear the answers if you listen."

"Don’t trade love for an aimless embrace of the wind."

"I can’t recall the names, but you remain."

"Everybody said they were glad to see you go!"

"I may not be a genius, but I’m smart enough to figure that out."

"Did you think I was joking?"

"Sometimes I try to make myself hate you, but I can never quite manage it."

"You’re bleeding."

"The old gods are not as indestructible as they’d like you to believe."

"There’s a dead body on my floor."

[marblemastermind]

*(=°w°)/ * "Well now, a werewolf. Can't have you running off when there are many things you usually cant learn for yourself from old tomes." Lying tutted,clasping the warded collar around Ross's neck. "I'd love to see how your transformation works."

Ross stiffened and slowly turned to stare at the cat-like witch behind him. He growled in his throat, reaching up to tug at the collar and found that it wasn't coming off. Witchcraft. Great. The growl petered out into a huff and Ross instead assumed a more polite air.

"Well I'm not exactly a test subject so yknow," he reached up and bat the witch's hat off with a single finger, "bugger off."

[thaumicfire-blog]

"This is, by far, the craziest thing you’ve ever done."

Alsmiffy laughed, “Putting a tainted node in a jar? Yeah I think that counts as crazy. This is a really good node though! It’ll be a waste to let all that go to waste just because it’s tainted.” He kept building the jar around the node, trying to get rid of the taint that kept growing on the glass.

[marblemastermind]

Ross kept a careful distance between himself and the purple junk on the grass an undoubtedly in the air. His ears flickered nervously as he folded arms across his broad chest. "Can't we just find another one? One that is less tainted. Look just because you're all," a single hand gestured to the tall greenman, "you doesn't me the rest of us feel like ending up all fluxed like that Nano girl."

[thaumicfire-blog]

The young slime shook his head. “Dead…”

Yes he was lost, but his parents wouldn’t be able to help him anyways. They were dead after all. He had ran off from the place they were attacked and got lost. So he pretty much assumed they were dead at this point.

[marblemastermind]

Ouch. Okay. Things are complicated now. Maybe he should just leave but... He couldn't just leave a small child in the middle of the forest. Besides... Maybe they could raise it into some... errand boy.

"Hey, mine too," he said, giving a solemn little nod, "y'know I've got a friend back at camp, he ain't got any parents are anything either and we orphans gotta stick together."

[marblemastermind]

"Eat shit" Sjin said intimidating ross' catch phrase ((hello friend!))

Ross heard the sound and gave a bark of a laugh, thumping Sjin hard on the back. "More omph," he counselled, nodding sagely, "you really have to make them believe you're about to shove a shit sandwich down their throat. Really mean it."

[marblemastermind]

[ this inbox has a tON of things I didn't see for some reason so i'm gonna reply to 'em rn! ]

[thaumicfire-blog]

He couldn’t say many words, but he’ll try. “L-Lo- los-” Nope gonna stop trying to speak now. The boy looked down, starting to cry again. He was actually really scared of Ross at the moment. He didn’t want to get eaten or something.

He just wanted to go home but that wasn’t going to be possible.

[marblemastermind]

"Lost......" Ross sighed and shuffled a little closer, hands still up but nails retracted. "Right okay. Maybe we can find your parents." And get paid for returning and finding the little twig.

He offered his hand cautiously. "C'mon. We can go look for your mom and dad or whatever slimes have and then get you out of the forest and not looking so goddamn easy to pick on."

[thaumicfire-blog]

He hiccuped, still crying a bit- but other wise quieted down. The slime looked up at Ross, backing away a bit. He didn’t trust the man in front of him. He did just try to pounce him, probably to try to eat him. He already lost his parents damn it give a kid a break.

He gave the man a questioning look through the tears, what did he want?

[marblemastermind]

Ross was gonna blame pack instincts on the reason why he didn't just eat the damn thing. Ears perked up again, the werewolf sighed heavily, kneeling down and tried to look as unintimidating as possible.

"I'm just looking for some food and I promise I'm not gonna eat ya," he said, giving a very serious nod, keeping eye contact, "look, are you... like lost or something what's up with some kid running around the forest alone?

[thaumicfire-blog]

Let’s see how the day has been for the kid so far: He got lost while looking for his parents, he was hungry, and now a werewolf had found him and was trying to eat him.

He’s seen better days that was for sure. The slime managed to get out of the way, hiding behind a tree. Life was hell for Smiffy that was for sure.

He backed away from the man, not wanting to get eaten. He was about to start crying at this point- he was just a young slime and he didn’t want to die.

Not this early.

Aaaand there’s the tears.

[marblemastermind]

Ross overshot the small slime, tumbling and ending on up all fours, a growl bubbling up in his chest but the sound softened out into a whine as the crying started. His ears pressed down against his head and he frowned at the small... thing now in tears.

"Hey- hey no shhh stop it, stop. Stop doing that." Ross gestured to all of the small boy... thing. "Don't cry okay shut up."

...He was going to kill Trott. "Hey I'm not gonna eat you okay just shut up for a second stop screeching."

[marblemastermind]

Picking at some bark with a claw-like nail, Ross' other hand pressed against his stomach. Trott said their rations were low and stealing from farms and villages was getting harder and harder.

"Go hunting!" Ross said to no one in particular, waving his hand around and doing a very solid interpretation of his companion. "You're part wolf, you can forage and hunt. Primary word being part." He hissed that last part to himself and kicked at the dirt grumpily.

A branch broke in the distance and Ross' ears perked up out of his curly hair, twisting towards the noise. The shuffling was definitely there. Slowly he made his way over, stepping carefully through the woods until the shuffling and noises led him to a clearing.

He stared down at a small block of green slime.

His stomach rumbled.

"Hey....... there." He said, taking a step forward slowly before trying to pounce on the slime.

[marblemastermind]

alsmiffyhere replied to your post:alsmiffyhere replied to your post:alsmiffyhere...

omg that would be cute i’m up for the baby slime rp. also for the whole sirs meeting thing i dont really have any headcanons for that oops))

OKAY okay. i will make up a starter....... ]

[marblemastermind]

alsmiffyhere replied to your post:alsmiffyhere replied to your post:[ i still...

we can change that then friend do u have a plot you want to do))

[ we could do like a baby slime growing up or SMTH WITH THE SIRS MEETING IM JSUT OVERWHELMED WITH SIRS FEELS. ]