abrttwo

in my dream i am the star. pr agent for BagelBandit087. fuck i love my job.

[abrttwo]

hi! I'm abrttwo.

my interests are:

- one piece

- eyea lore

- xbox 360

[abrttwo]

twitter user experience gets worse and worse every update and the Tumblr reblog system is awful

why are there no good social medias

[abrttwo]

what if moom mom gave birth to wincar and failwhale gave birth to failboat

#yup

[funthirtythreethirty]

[abrttwo]

see they're even standing on the same sides

[funthirtythreethirty]

well then I'll just use this one idfk

[abrttwo]

it's crazy how awful the lighting in land of forgotten memories is like how did I get away with this

if I still had the original files I would totally make divergence remastered to like fix up some scenes and have better lighting. but those all got burned in the great motherboard frying of like late 2023 or early 2024 and is why I don't use windows computers anymore (a lot to learn from this @pow3rweb) and I didn't start to care about backing up files until I got an external ssd

@abrtq still has a lot of the original character files and I don't for some reason, but all blender files are like completely gone whoops.

[abrttwo]

before n after

what actually learning blender does to a man

[abrttwo]

actually funny story that's kinda related

like the only reason collision kinda diverted to be more legacy of the scythe focused for divergence is because I really wanted to have a 3d character in a cutscene

that's also why there was like a 10 month gap between oh golly and collision just because I didn't really have any spark until I thought of the 3d idea

failwhale was very much thrown in there and was not planned from the beginning, if that wasn't obvious.

like before I thought about failwhale being the boss/creator of rapper failboat, rapper was just kinda like, the manifestation of the dirty bubblegum sweater video, which is like why he was called "DBS" in the first cutscene.

[funthirtythreethirty]

hey so quick question why is c!bagel's unfaithful ex his aunt in fhbm

[abrttwo]

@malrightnao poop poop poopy poop

[malrightnao]

Okay

[malrightnao]

Not putting it past fhbm eyea to stop hanging out with bagel bc she got bored and found a "better nephew"

[funthirtythreethirty]

wait wdym

[malrightnao]

oh there's no specific nephew I just meant that fhbm eyea is notably a very flaky person. to the point where it wouldn't be surprising if she treated 13 year old fhbm!bagel like she did c!bagel, even if she's literally a close family member in this universe

[abrttwo]

fhbm!bagel? c!bagel? are there any other bagels I should know about??

[abrttwo]

what if moom mom gave birth to wincar and failwhale gave birth to failboat

#yup

[funthirtythreethirty]

[abrttwo]

see they're even standing on the same sides

[funthirtythreethirty]

well then I'll just use this one idfk

[abrttwo]

it's crazy how awful the lighting in land of forgotten memories is like how did I get away with this

if I still had the original files I would totally make divergence remastered to like fix up some scenes and have better lighting. but those all got burned in the great motherboard frying of like late 2023 or early 2024 and is why I don't use windows computers anymore (a lot to learn from this @pow3rweb) and I didn't start to care about backing up files until I got an external ssd

@abrtq still has a lot of the original character files and I don't for some reason, but all blender files are like completely gone whoops.

[abrttwo]

before n after

what actually learning blender does to a man

[funthirtythreethirty]

hey so quick question why is c!bagel's unfaithful ex his aunt in fhbm

[abrttwo]

@malrightnao poop poop poopy poop

[daily-bigmoneyisland-news]

July 14th, 2026

There has been no Big Money Island stream and no information on a future Big Money Island stream.

It has been 66 days since the last Big Money Island stream (May 10th, 2026), and 4 days since this blog started (July 10th, 2026).

There are 70 days until the channel’s 15th anniversary (September 22nd, 2026).

[abrttwo]

awesome account

[kats-other-stuff]

[abrttwo]

bagel used to have aura and straight up kill people before he became a background character

[malrightnao]

A year ago, Failboat Has Been Murdered released...

Thank you so much again to the incredible Kiki (@KikiDraws3) for her work on the anniversary album, available below!

And thank you to everybody else for supporting my game this long!

...

:) and I'll see you again very soon (like a month or two)

[pow3rweb]

INCOMING TRASMITTION FROM: KIKI (the gal that did this!!)

HI MY NAME IS KIKI THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SUPORTING THE GAME!!! I KINDA MADE MY FIRST ARRANGEMENT AS A JOKE BUT HERE WE ARE APPARENTLY?!?!? I am so so so so honored to be on this project, this is my first time arranging for like, REAL PEOPLE, and thank you so much max for being the best messenger oh my god I’m going to pass out. Also SHAMELESS PLUG subscribe to my YouTube!!!

KikiDraws

Hello! I mostly post animatics and music. Hyperfixations include hermitcraft, life series, Kirby, a bit of sonic, star fox, smash bros, and

TRASMITTION END, THANK YOU!

[funthirtythreethirty]

HOLY CRAP THIS IS SO PEAKKKKKKK

like genuinely this game about a streamer being murdered is such an inspiration to me. all the work put into it is so incredibly cool, and I've been honestly looping the ost non-stop lmao. I will totally be adding the anniversary album to my vlc playlist.

that being said please tell me that I'll be able to play the first draft mal I'm begging you /silly /lh

[abrttwo]

I think fun30330 is going to love the new tracks for this dlc from yours truly

I reckon

[funthirtythreethirty]

hey. hey wait. hey. abrttwo. what did you compose. hey.

[abrttwo]

I think they will make great additions to the playlist

[funthirtythreethirty]

[abrttwo]

vlc playlist

unless the original game ost was on Spotify and I just never knew

[malrightnao]

A year ago, Failboat Has Been Murdered released...

Thank you so much again to the incredible Kiki (@KikiDraws3) for her work on the anniversary album, available below!

And thank you to everybody else for supporting my game this long!

...

:) and I'll see you again very soon (like a month or two)

[pow3rweb]

INCOMING TRASMITTION FROM: KIKI (the gal that did this!!)

HI MY NAME IS KIKI THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SUPORTING THE GAME!!! I KINDA MADE MY FIRST ARRANGEMENT AS A JOKE BUT HERE WE ARE APPARENTLY?!?!? I am so so so so honored to be on this project, this is my first time arranging for like, REAL PEOPLE, and thank you so much max for being the best messenger oh my god I’m going to pass out. Also SHAMELESS PLUG subscribe to my YouTube!!!

KikiDraws

Hello! I mostly post animatics and music. Hyperfixations include hermitcraft, life series, Kirby, a bit of sonic, star fox, smash bros, and

TRASMITTION END, THANK YOU!

[funthirtythreethirty]

HOLY CRAP THIS IS SO PEAKKKKKKK

like genuinely this game about a streamer being murdered is such an inspiration to me. all the work put into it is so incredibly cool, and I've been honestly looping the ost non-stop lmao. I will totally be adding the anniversary album to my vlc playlist.

that being said please tell me that I'll be able to play the first draft mal I'm begging you /silly /lh

[abrttwo]

I think fun30330 is going to love the new tracks for this dlc from yours truly

I reckon

[funthirtythreethirty]

hey. hey wait. hey. abrttwo. what did you compose. hey.

[abrttwo]

I think they will make great additions to the playlist

[malrightnao]

A year ago, Failboat Has Been Murdered released...

Thank you so much again to the incredible Kiki (@KikiDraws3) for her work on the anniversary album, available below!

And thank you to everybody else for supporting my game this long!

...

:) and I'll see you again very soon (like a month or two)

[pow3rweb]

INCOMING TRASMITTION FROM: KIKI (the gal that did this!!)

HI MY NAME IS KIKI THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR SUPORTING THE GAME!!! I KINDA MADE MY FIRST ARRANGEMENT AS A JOKE BUT HERE WE ARE APPARENTLY?!?!? I am so so so so honored to be on this project, this is my first time arranging for like, REAL PEOPLE, and thank you so much max for being the best messenger oh my god I’m going to pass out. Also SHAMELESS PLUG subscribe to my YouTube!!!

KikiDraws

Hello! I mostly post animatics and music. Hyperfixations include hermitcraft, life series, Kirby, a bit of sonic, star fox, smash bros, and

TRASMITTION END, THANK YOU!

[funthirtythreethirty]

HOLY CRAP THIS IS SO PEAKKKKKKK

like genuinely this game about a streamer being murdered is such an inspiration to me. all the work put into it is so incredibly cool, and I've been honestly looping the ost non-stop lmao. I will totally be adding the anniversary album to my vlc playlist.

that being said please tell me that I'll be able to play the first draft mal I'm begging you /silly /lh

[abrttwo]

I think fun30330 is going to love the new tracks for this dlc from yours truly

I reckon

[abrttwo]

abrtwin

[gittyokoppa39]

i have just learned about dancer failboat and i want to say i now hc his name as jimothee. Why? idk it's funny i just thought it was a silly name to give him so im putting this out into the world why idk i hope yall like it or don't idk man/silly @rosetheocto ty for introducing me to dancer failboat aka jimothee

[rosetheocto]

@abrttwo @funthirtythreethirty what are your thoughts on this

[abrttwo]

his name is Paul actually

[abrttwo]

while we're at it Baker Failboat is named John btw

[silly-lily-1337]

I might be noticing a pattern...

[abrttwo]

ruined my joke hope you're happy

[gittyokoppa39]

i have just learned about dancer failboat and i want to say i now hc his name as jimothee. Why? idk it's funny i just thought it was a silly name to give him so im putting this out into the world why idk i hope yall like it or don't idk man/silly @rosetheocto ty for introducing me to dancer failboat aka jimothee

[rosetheocto]

@abrttwo @funthirtythreethirty what are your thoughts on this

[abrttwo]

his name is Paul actually

[abrttwo]

while we're at it Baker Failboat is named John btw

[tonyzaret]

Which kind of B**r Drinker are YOU?

[failboatl03]

bagel for breakfast

[abrttwo]

d.. dude. 😟

[failboatl03]

I remembered my password

[abrttwo]

yoooooo my mannnnn can I borrow $2