Every Blue down in Blue-ville liked justice a lot… but the Grump, who looked down upon Blue-ville, did not.
The Grump hated voters, the whole voting season! Now please don’t ask why, no one quite knows the reason.
It could be perhaps that his tie was too tight. It could be his head wasn’t screwed on just right.
But I think the most likely reason of all may have been that his heart was two sizes too small.
Tweeting high from his cave with a sour Grumpy frown, he watched Blue California burn all the way down.
“They’ll be planning their ballots!” he snarled with a sneer. “2020 is coming… it’s practically here!”
“Over 70 years I’ve put up with it now! I must put an end to due process… but how?”
Then he got an idea - an awful idea! The Grump got a wonderful, awful idea.