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Lydia|27|Scottish|Any Pronouns

[fatmasc]

Hey i’m a fashion design student so i have tons and tons of pdfs and docs with basic sewing techniques, pattern how-tos, and resources for fabric and trims. I’ve compiled it all into a shareable folder for anyone who wants to look into sewing and making their own clothing. I’ll be adding to this folder whenever i come across new resources

https://drive.google.com/drive/folders/16uhmMb8kE4P_vOSycr6XSa9zpmDijZSd?usp=sharing

[fatmasc]

Updated just now with new hand sewing resources (mainly buttonholes) and textbook pdfs on fashion history, fashion illustration, and thinking through designs!

[cum-padre]

I love that she has her hands in her pockets shes such a chill viber

[uprising-trolls]

the other night my friends and i played around with phasmophobia’s local in game chat

featuring pepsiman

[zant]

the fact that it’s muffled because they’re upstairs made me scream laugh

[segamascott]

[magicfriend1000000000000000]

need a 1'3" tall gnome daddy to ruin my life

[willgrahamscock]

my favorite customer service slip ups

[willgrahamscock]

here are some extra ones that made me break out in tears enjoy

[topcatnikki]

thank you will grahams cock I really needed this today

[cannedghosts]

[deadrosencrantz]

the original sin and the four horsemen

[arospacecase-moved]

[ID: a conversation in the among us chat. that reads:

i: [IM A] FEMALE AND 34 AND A COP MOTHERFUCKERS

karl marx: i don’t care, you’re bad at among us

niko: completely in character for literally every single cop

Sekieri: damn cops not got something better to do than getting mad at a kids game?

Antifa: Then go beat your husband girlboss

/END ID]

[akashicrecord]

I've made the difficult decision to resign from my job and focus on writing the script for Freddy vs. Jason vs. Alien vs. Predator

[akashicrecord]

[mousegirlheart]

[mousegirlheart]

[adventures-in-mimesis]

this format is fucking horrifying

[mousegirlheart]

[shrewdbunny-art]

[teanne]

[ordr]

[wolfalder]

HALT! Sniff check!

*sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff sniff*

Stimky…..

[solarsyrup]

for whatever reason tumblr has flagged this post from a deleted blog as explicit so I can't even reblog it anymore which is a shame because it's one of my absolute favorites

[talbatross]

do u guys play minecraft

[prokopetz]

The trouble with modern computer RPGs is that even the Fucked Up Little Guys tend to be muscular and hairless these days, which is almost comically missing the point. Where's my knobby-kneed weirdo with a moustache and goatee so sharp they could poke your eye out and a pronounced tendency to lurk?

[prokopetz]

Like, I understand that you can't really slouch and stick your tits out at the same time, but the fact that we're at all concerned about the latter is precisely the problem. I want to see a guy whose posture is so bad he looks like he could sleep folded up in a suitcase.

[arcanistlupus]

I bet Walugi could slouch while sticking his tits out

[prokopetz]

We're both thinking of this specific official promo image, right?

[killrockstar]

cheer for lesbian sex in cinema.

[killrockstar]

ok and pray for lesbian sex in my bedroom

[straycatj]

今日はオレがわくちんの日です

ねこのまちあいしつが　いっぱいなので

いぬさんとか　いっしょの方にいるです

なので　しゃべらずまってるです

オレはとても　よくできたねこなのです

Today I'm going to take a vaccine...the cats waiting room is full now, so I'm at the general waiting room with dogs and so on... I'm waiting quite without talking, then I am a very good cat!