Work in progress

Solo tengo establecido que me gusta el arte visual y las hamburguesas. Soy un work in progress.

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[muva2nature]

Must Watch

[stucklikeglu-deactivated2021112]

WPULD SPEND MY LAST TO WATCH @ MIDNIGHT!!!!!!!

[roideslions]

Take all my money

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My dude. Whoever made this deserves the world

[unconditonalove-deactivated2023]

FUCKOFFFFFF THIS LOOKS SO GOODDD

[theprophetsprofit]

😒 coming never though

[wordonthestreetimasuspect]

This is really well puttogether though

[gqa1]

Reblog In 5 seconds for good luck

[nullelemental]

​this worked last night lets go for round two

[mariaelenasinh]

Gärung 2 from Maria Escalona on Vimeo.

This video is about Gärung

[mariaelenasinh]

Gärung from Maria Escalona on Vimeo.

This video is about Gärung a self made wine company

[venezuelansayings]

El quinto coño.

Translation: The fifth vagina, meaning something is very, very far away.

Example: I realllllly wanted to get my favorite Thai food, but it’s the fifth vagina and I’m in pjs and don’t want to go out.

Note: As I mentioned in my previous post, this is a mildly obscene week—I’m doing two sayings that are a bit off-color but are chosen specifically because they’re not derogatory. For more info, feel free to read the previous post.

[notimpossiblejustabitunlikely]

No history? You’re just going to drop that on us with no explanation?

I think I like you.

[venezuelansayings]

:D

Actually, when I first asked my husband about this one, I was like, seriously, why is it this? He had no idea…and Googling vagina (again) seemed imprudent. But we tracked down what we think is its etymology…

Basically, it’s a take on a Spanish saying “the fifth pine.” This saying dates back to around the 18th century; there are two potential explanations. It either referred to one of the following: 1. someone had five pines planted in Madrid and people used it as a reference point for meeting up with others (aka the fifth pine), and 2. the gallows outside Barcelona because they were made out of pine instead of oak. Somehow, a symbol that meant that something was so far away that it was difficult to get to changed from pino to coño and migrated over to Venezuela. We still can’t seem to figure out why the words changed…

This is our source btw.

Sidenote: When I first asked for the translation to this, my husband said vagina. He says coño a lot (I’ve picked that up as well oops) but, like many curse words, it has several uses/meanings. As many have noted, it can have a sliiiiightly more derogatory name (cunt—I lived in England for awhile and boy howdy did I pick that one up fast as an exchange student), but that’s not in keeping in the spirit with these and I’d have swapped it anyways. Fuck is also a potential, but then I wouldn’t have been able to draw a vagina as a beauty pageant contestant, and where’s the fun in that? :)

[mariaelenasinh]

The best one so far. 

[observando]

The meaning of life is that it stops.

Franz Kafka (via observando)

[subliminous]

We’ll be up in the air soon enough. From New York New York.

[chrzsy-deactivated20160918]

show up to your funeral like

[shamelessmaya]

Das it!

[bookshelfporn]

Veronica’s One-of-a-Kind Mandala Bookshelf

[mariaelenasinh]

#Caracas

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[mariaelenasinh]

#Berlin #mindpirates

[mariaelenasinh]

#lavidaenelpueblo #venezuela

[mariaelenasinh]

[itsokaytobesmart]

Ladies and gentlemen, Morgan Freeman discussing science, while on helium (via Kottke).

Happy Friday.

[mariaelenasinh]

I dont know whats the deal with all this making fun of pop culture. i think 90% of this songs are about the biggest problem nowadays, or probably since always; fucking feeling like a failure. Its about making people feel better, and yes, its mainstream, but thats because everybody feels miserable most of the time. say yes to the pop! http://songza.com/listen/pop-pep-talk-dosomething-org/ vía @songza

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