vampires are my fetish

NSFW 25|nonbinary|INFP he/him or they/them hi im Bo/Lissa i draw and hunt for choice vampire ass

[mariekorbel]

OH YEAH i forgot to say but im moved blogs entirely so if u want to see anything i do including art im at @bogor-o now mwah

[mariekorbel]

yearly reblog that i moved blogs!! im also 30 years old ✌🏽

[mariekorbel]

OH YEAH i forgot to say but im moved blogs entirely so if u want to see anything i do including art im at @bogor-o now mwah

[mariekorbel]

i hardly do anything on here anymore so i think i’ll finally use my blog 2 word vomit like god intended ANYWAY

yesterday i found out the mod of another zine nOT ONLY trashed talked the artists and a mod on my zine but theyre also a notorious asshole

ANYWAY i dont care what ppl think abt me but when you insinuate the artists on my zine are lesser for any reason i’ll shit on u, scorpio season in full swing

[sakura-chiyo]

So my baby Pablo is going to need surgery for some mass and if you guys have anything you can donate I would be grateful 😭😭😭 Please reblog too ;~;

paypal.me/Xiuhtonal

Here’s my code for it

Or my cashapp is $Xiuhtonal

[mariowiki]

Family Guy Kin

✦If you’re also Lois Griffin don’t follow

✦Stewies DON’T interact

✦Looking for my Peter ♡

[omfsean-archive-blog]

no

[mariowiki]

[byachi]

Howdy! I know this is a joke post here, but i’d like to use this moment to promote my family guy crossover art and PeteLois appreciation twitter! If any fg fans out of there wish to check it out or give me a follow feel free to do so! :3 i always follow back

[byachi]

about to be in prison for 20+ years so i might as well bump this one more time 

[emergency-broadcast-archive]

[mariowiki]

What the fuck happened here on this day

[joey-wheeler-official]

god what a fucking classic post

[yourplayersaidwhat]

Anti-vaxpire

(party members in morgue, about to touch dead bodies, instructed to wear gloves for sanitary purposes)

Vampire Cleric: well Lysander doesn’t need gloves because he’s already dead technically

Half-elf Monk: what about everyone else? you gonna go home and finger your wife with your dead fingers?

Gnome Rogue: you sound like an anti-vaxxer, “well IM immune so fuck everyone else”

Half-elf Monk: LYSANDER IS AN ANTI-VAXXER

DM(me), quietly in the background: this is the worst session ever

[snapscube]

A summary of last night’s stream with @paperboxhouse​

[starlightshoe]

mim. *hearty laugh* sos. kay, now let me-HOW AM I GONNA GET MIM WHEN I ONLY HAVE A BUCKAYEYUP? well you gotta SUCC and you gotta SUCC ᴀɴᴅ ʏᴏᴜ ɢᴏᴛᴛᴀ SUCC  ᵃⁿᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍᵒᵗᵗᵃ seis. I CAN’T SEIS, I’M DWITCH. not with that attitude you 𝖇𝖎𝖌𝖊𝖚𝖗 𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖗𝖋. [break for chuckling]       DON’T YOU CALL ME A FRrᵣ rᵣʳᵣᵣ ₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵃᵃₐ ᵃₐᵃₐᵃₐᵧʸᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧ ᵧʸᵧ ᵧʸ I’M SWIS. you better. FUF. and then, you better BRRROOB, cause if you don’t BROOB, you’re NOTHING but a NOTHING and then the NOTHING becomes a NOTHING and then you’re NOTHING as a 𝓙𝓞𝓙 and then you’re NOTHING 𝓢𝓞𝓢 and then you think you’re thatthe top and you’re the Bottom and you’re a 𝚝𝚘𝚙 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚋𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚘𝚖 and youRearAvoovavoovavsusadSON. shis. I’ve been epIC, pa-

[hashtagyorlosalfie]

I… I legitimately can’t tell, did someone do sentence mixing on this clip or are they just somehow doing the most dead-on impression of sentence-mixing shitposting to ever be captured on audio?

[possqueen]

they are actually doing dead on impressions of YTP mixing and they did this for like a solid hour

[eelizabit]

men b like wow I’ve never met a girl who liked music before..

[hergraveyard]

You obviously know nothing about men if this is what you think they say

[auckie]

Men will see a mouse and eat it

[hergraveyard]

No they won’t because why would anyone eat a mouse that’s stupid not all men are bad and not all men are stupid you may have had a bad experience with a man but not all men are bad granted there bad men but instantly accusing all men as bad is immature I’m dating a man and he is nowhere near stupid and I know for a fact that he won’t eat a mouse and in pretty sure I could name at least five other men that won’t do something as immature as that and saying that a man will see a mouse and eat it won’t get you a anywhere with a man if anything it will drive them away.

[auckie]

A man will see a mouse and be like is anyone else gonna eat this and not wait for an answer

[under-the-arch]

[for-k-is-king]

@under-palemoonlight

[awakecorgi704-deactivated202007]

i’m gonna be honest i didn’t even read the tweet because i had to hit reblog too fast when i saw this guy’s name is “i like hitting police because i am homosexual”

[figmentof]

can confirm that is legit what that says lmaooo

[homo-sex-shoe-whale]

Man screw the idea that you NEED to break stereotypes when you’re part of a normally marginalised group. Lesbians, go full lumberjack if that’s what you want. Gay men, be as flamboyant as your heart desires. Bisexuals, date as many people as you want. Trans people, express your identities however you like. You aren’t obliged to break stereotypes and go against the crowd. Just be yourself man, whatever that is.

[doctorguilty]

This isn’t directed @ anyone specific just a side effect of some stuff I’ve been dealing with lately but for whoever needs to hear it, as a 25 year old who has seen many friendships fall apart in my days, one of the most important social skills you need to learn how to do is approaching someone in your life when you have a problem with something they said or did

I think social media and general internet talking is great and all but it gives way to a lot of really bad habits like, reading a message and getting upset, ignoring the other person, unfollowing/blocking in response, things that would otherwise be noticeable in a face to face interaction

It’s not healthy or productive at all to stew in frustration while the other person has no idea you’re even upset, and when (or even if) you finally let them know days or weeks or god only knows how long later, you’ve given yourself way too much time to dwell into more extreme feelings. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve had vicious arguments over things that were as simple as a misinterpretation of what I said and could’ve been solved in 5 minutes had they just said “hey, that hurts my feelings”

I know approaching people can be difficult and scary, but being an adult and maintaining adult relationships absolutely requires this basic communication skill. If you see a therapist, this is something they can absolutely help you with!

[seatrench]

(source)

[ink-bird]

[kaijuno]

Cursed

[anemonequeen-moved]

[regretroulette]

[macden]

[macden]

[tf2zine]

Pre Orders for the TF2 zine Friendly Fire are now OPEN [BIGCARTEL LINK]

From May 25th to June 25th, we’ll have pre-orders available for Friendly Fire! This is a charity zine, all proceeds leftover from production will go towards the Flint Water Fund, founded by the United Way of Genesee County! 

The PDF is available for $10 USD, and will be emailed to the recipient at the end of pre-orders! 

SCARCELY LETHAL: For $20 USD, an 8.5x11 print of the Friendly Fire zine, 26 pages including front and back cover artwork. Pages are 100 lb gloss with a matte finish! You will also receive a PDF by email at the end of pre-orders.

MILDLY MENACING: Our $30 bundle where you receive the physical copy of the zine, the Heavystriker sticker, a sticker sheet of the RED or BLU team, and your choice of a Pyro+Engie keychain or Miss Pauling + Admin keychain! And of course the PDF.

HALE’S OWN: The whole sha-bang! This $50 bundle will include everything you see, the physical copy of the zine, the Heavystriker sticker, both RED and BLU sticker sheets and both the Pyro+Engie and Pauling+Admin keychain, with absolutely, the PDF. 

Thanks so much for your support everybody!  @zinefeed @zineapps @fandomzines @zine-scene

[yurimom]

can we stop this tumblr culture of someone having to be abusive or heinous or whatever for you to not wanna interact with them, some of yall are just fucking rude or you weird me out and i don’t wanna talk to you sorry

[peacethelily]

also in this same sentiment, let’s normalize blocking and stop acting like it’s an immature thing to do. like it’s ok to block people even if they’ve never done or said anything directly to you. you don’t have to be explicitly harassed in order to block someone. people constantly openly showcase their attitude/personalities/beliefs just based on the things they post/reblog, and how they publicly interact with others on this site and if you see things you don’t want to ever see?? if you are seeing toxic things in general that disrespect who you are as a person and your own beliefs? block them and feel good about it