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Everyone: pAlPaTiNe Is GoNe
Palpatine:
me participating in a group project
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD
looks like someone owes everyone an anthropology
batcat doodles!! my longtime otp that I don’t draw enough
apple a day…
so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.
that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.
that’s why we got kicked out.
I support your unconditional readiness to throw hands for your sister
What she says: I’m fine
What she means: It’s 2019 and I’m still wondering why the Hobbit trilogy stopped using The Misty Mountains theme music after the first film??? It was the one thing everyone liked!!!! Even people who hated the first film loved the Misty Mountains theme!!! The Misty Mountains theme was built up as if it were The Fellowship Theme of the Hobbit and then it just– vanished????? Without explanation!!! Can you imagine if the main/Fellowship theme stopped being used after FOTR?? And no one has ever actually explained why they didn’t continue using the Misty Mountains theme, if it was a copyright dispute or Howard Shore got bored or what???????????????????????? WHAT IS THE TRUTH
He’s trying to get featured on Apartment Therapy.
Someone just asked me for a source on “women have vivid internal lives that do not rely on men”. Buddy, if you need an academic source for that, that’s your problem right there.
source: women are human beings
women: we’re people
men: source?
“Theres no fight we can not win, just you and I defying gravity”
Stil somfucking funny
The Solar System!
bonus Pluto!
THIS IS THE PUREST THING EVER
Uranus rotation has me laughing for like 2 mins now…
this is the funniest white man gif i’ve seen in a hot minute
“well, my wife tamara says that i can say it as long as i don’t end it with a hard ‘er’.”
“i’ll still have to call the cops. it’s my duty to the community. sorry!”
“voting for trump doesn’t make me racist. you assuming that i’m racist for voting for trump makes you racist, devante.”
“i happen to like raisins in my casserole. how bout you mind yer business, snowflake!”
“for your information, i fucked two negresses back in college while pledging to zeta apple yeehaw pie.”
“i like all milk. vanilla soy, almond, chocolate, strawberry, and even cinnamon. all milk is on the table.”
“actually, reverse racism does exist.”
“having a preference doesn’t make a person close-minded.”
“why should i use lotion? it’s not like anybody’s gonna see the ashiness and dryness on my skin.”
“niggers.”
THIS NIGGA HIGHKEY COOL YALL LMAO I MADE A MISTAKE
WE STAN MARTIN O’MALLEY
MY NIGGA O’MALLEY.
CAN MY NIGGA O’MALLEY GET A FEW FOLLOWS?
THIS ENTIRE POST WAS HILARIOUS AND INFORMATIVE!
I’m sorry but, ‘zeta apple yeehaw pie’ took me out.
He’s also daddy af if you were wondering.
Reblog Daddy O’Malley 👌🏼😍🤤
This is the most surreal and outright support of o malley I’ve ever seen in my life.
MARYLAND ALWAYS STANS HIM PERIOD
This post took me on a journey & I enjoyed every moment! Posts like these are why I have a tumblr
zeta apple yeehaw pie
billionaires don’t have feelings and also aren’t human anymore.
being a billionaire retroactively strips your humanity from you. you were never a baby. you were never a child. you were only a monster from your billions onward.
this is a fucking incredible piece of art. THEYRE HOARDING IT. THATS WHAT THEYRE DOING WITH IT LMAO. FUUUCK DO YALL READ BEFORE YOU POST?
You cannot hoard billions of dollars without actively and willfully exploiting the poor. Billionaires cannot exist unless extreme poverty also exists. You cannot be a billionaire and be a decent human being at the same time… the two concepts are literally counterintuitive. If you are a billionaire, you automatically have your boot on the throats of millions of poor people, and you know it even if you pretend not to. You cannot be anything other than evil if you are a billionaire. It’s simply not possible.
local bitch decides to daydream instead of getting a degree
i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually