Marik's Blog of Evil

-Under Construction- Will be completed. Eventually. When I find a programmer named Steve.

[roypoptart]

I guess I drew α thing. Yup. Oops. It’s not super greαt, but I’m kindα hαppy with it. This is like my fαvorite photo of him, I don’t know why don’t αsk. (This is only the second time I’ve done this, αnd for sure not the lαst. I’ll do more. It’s fun. Yeeee.)

Sorry Mαrk I messed up your fαce forgive me. (omgthisdrαwingissobigI’msorry!)

Photo reference here, from his fb pαge too.

[h6jww5y-deactivated20181202]

ROY ITS AMAZING OMFG

[katyanoctis]

DUDE IT LOOKS WONDERFUL

[martininamerica-deactivated2016]

dang roy

[mariksebastianishtar]

In my own little delusional world, this is one step closer to having the Mark and Marik Plays [insert literally any game here] that I’ve always dreamed of.

[kamek]

So the Thief King is actually shorter than I would expect.

He’s shorter than all but the girls. And Atem, but that’s a given.

(Also Karim is ridiculously tall)

[mariksebastianishtar]

VERY IMPORTANT. PLEASE SPREAD THIS AS FAR AS YOU CAN. This person has been sexually exploiting minors on Facebook. She has a legion of fake accounts to RP sexual encounters with underage kids. She focuses on members of the YuGiOh fandom, so it is my duty as Commander of Steves of all ages to warn you.

[mariksebastianishtar]

hey do u need a carpenter called steve? cuz i know someone

Well, we can always use Steves, but our apartment is looking pretty fabulous right now, thank you for asking!

[mariksebastianishtar]

Bakura would look so cute as Sailor Moon! XD

Bakura: NO.

If I had to be in a magical girl series...

...It definitely wouldn't be Sailor Moon.

((OhEmGee I finished this picture a few days ago and just completely forgot I originally made it to be part of this response and proceeded to post it everywhere but here. Whoops.))

[faiakishi]

Bakura: I WILL RUN IN FRONT OF THIS SPEEDING MOTORCYCLE, COMPLETELY TRUSTING THAT THE DRIVER WILL AVOID RUNNING ME OVER AND KILLING MY HOST.

EVEN THOUGH I SORT OF NEED HIM ALIVE AND I’VE GONE OUT OF MY WAY TO PROTECT HIM AT OTHER POINTS IN TIME AND LATER ON I WON’T EVEN LET HIM PLAY A CARD GAME BECAUSE IT’S TOO DANGEROUS.

BUT YEAH LET’S JUMP IN FRONT OF THIS PSYCHOPATH’S MOTORCYCLE AND HOPE HE’LL BOTHER TO STOP BEFORE SMEARING ME ON THE PAVEMENT. NOTHING CAN GO WRONG WITH THIS PLAN.

(Does Bakura even attempt to think things through or does he just do whatever feels right in the moment?)

[martininamerica-deactivated2016]

His original plan was to sue Marik for hitting him with his vehicle and use the money from the lawsuit to buy the Millennium Items from Yugi.

Guy had to change his plans DRASTICALLY.

[mariksebastianishtar]

You're reading Dipper Goes To Taco Bell anyways? NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! DX It's not worth it! It's worse than My Immortal! At least My Immortal wasn't as violent or gross. (shudders)

Bakura's favourite movie is Cannibal Holocaust so I've probably seen worse.

...

FRIG WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS AUTHOR??!!

[mariksebastianishtar]

Steve the Anon here! By any chance you have room for an extra pair of hands for your evil army? I'm a programmer, hacker, sexy, and a pretty good singer if I do say so myself. ;)

We ALWAYS have room for more Steves! Especially sexy ones.

[mariksebastianishtar]

No Marik. That's not what I meant by HomeStuck. It's a name of a web comic. It's really long, really weird, and really awesome. It's about kids and trolls in this game which brings the end of the world and stuff. Then this Juggalo troll named Gamzee goes totally insane and ruins everything. And then there's the buckets. Oh my gawd!

Bakura told me to stay away from trolls. He says the internet is full of them.

[mariksebastianishtar]

Oh my gawd Marik, do me a favor, and don't ever read the fanfic Dipper Goes To Taco Bell! Trust me, it'll scar you for life! DX

HAHA I AM READING IT ANYWAY!

[mariksebastianishtar]

Would a girl who's nickname is "Stevie" count as a Steve?

I have to talk it over with the lawyers in charge of this sort of a thing. Bakura, are there lawyers for this sort of a thing???

[stupot]

why do people fail to realize that in canon, Marik is actually the serious and stoic one and Bakura is the giggly jokester?

[mariksebastianishtar]

((In the Japanese version, this is beyond true))

[chaosrocket]

Malik and Bakura being literally Drift Compatible.

[mariksebastianishtar]

HAHAHA

ohmyRa it's TRUE.

[mariksebastianishtar]

Hey Marik, would you like to talk about HomeStuck?

Is that like when you forget the keys to your house and you can't get in until Bakura picks the lock for you and tells you to stop being such an incompetent wanker? ...Not like that happens a lot or anything.

[mariksebastianishtar]

Well, while we're on the topic of Doctor Who, who's your favorite Doctor Who character/companion/villain/version of the Doctor/etc? (I'm a fan girl of 4 and 10 btw)

Bakura and I both really like the 10th Doctor and also the 9th. My favourite companion is Jack Harkness because he's funny. I find the Weeping Angels terrifying, so naturally they're Bakura's favourite villain and he loves terrifying me with them because he is a bitch.

[mariksebastianishtar]

Bakura, just out of curiosity, are you a Time Lord?

Marik: Oh my God that would be like, the coolest thing ever! Are you, Bakura?

Bakura: No, I'm not a-

Marik: Yes! And we shall rule not only the world but also time and space and all things Steve!

Bakura: Sounds like a fantastic plan, Marik, but there's just one flaw- I'm not a Ti-

Marik: And then we will go back in time AND WE WILL MOON THE PHARAOH RIGHT IN FRONT OF EVERYBODY! All of Egypt will then laugh at him because our butts are so much nicer than his! Just look at my gorgeous butt, Bakura!

Bakura: Um....