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collection of mario related stuff i find interesting or enjoyable

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sorry i havent posted in weeks. do u forgive me. wahoo

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i underestimated how many sammer guys there are.

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sorry i havent posted in weeks. do u forgive me. wahoo

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hello tumblr user mario-tidbits! the public wants to know: what do you think of Mario?

he is a gentle and benevolent creature... if i found him in real life id invite him over for tea and sandwiches

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Happy Sammer Guy Sunday!

Sammer Guy #18: Hairy Arantula in the Grass

"I leap on your head and bite your earlobe! HAAACHHH!”

despite his big personality, he is the first small sammer guy.

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Sammer Guy #17: Forbidden Slap

"Yes, let us return to the academy and earn an advanced Sweaty Palm belt... Perhaps they will forgive my selfish quest for dark slapping power..."

Forbidden Slap is the brother of Slipping Grip and Clammy Hand... He got kicked out of the Sweaty Palm Academy for learning forbidden techniques. I feel like this is bound to happen if you name your kind "Forbidden Slap".

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Sammer Guy #16: Clammy Hand

"You have no doubt seen me in the academy newsletter. Guarding the 16th gate is my senior project. I WILL NOT FAIL!”

Clammy Hand is Slipping Grip's brother. They both go to the same school.

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Sammer Guy #15: Slipping Grip

"Now it is you who reap the benefits of my industrious note taking!"

He's a new student at the Sweaty Palm Martial Arts Academy. He did really well on his recent Slapatology exam! yay!!!

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Sammer guy #14: Swollen Tongue

"Hewwo, pwaything! I am Swollen Tongue, master of the 14th gate... Flear me! You shall not gas! Wait, I mean gwass! I mean...PASS!"

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Sammer Guy #13: Crow Who Eats

"I will make meals form your shame! KAAAKAAAAWW!"

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Sammer Guy #12: Urchin Lung

"There are 88 more of us! Does your resolve falter? Do you have what it takes? It is a relentless marathon of martial artistry! Now, come at me!"

He used to be King Sammer's personal trainer... not anymore though...

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A cloud, featured in an episode of The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3, which supposedly resembles Mario and Luigi's Aunt Maria. (x)

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Sammer Guy #11: Footsteps of Coins

"The 11th gate… A place of power. And here you find Footsteps of Coins! Tell me, warrior, do you walk with your eyes open? Do you see many coins? Coins in blocks, coins on clouds… Everywhere there are coins glittering. it is I who leave them. It is I who wander the wide world, coins falling from my heels. Does this mean other should pick up my coins? OF COURSE NOT! The coins are mine alone! And now, I will make change out of YOU! CHA-CHING!"

he also has a brother named Footsteps of Meat.

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Sammer Guy #10: Koopa in Winter

"The plant that blooms early freezes and perishes…and so, too, shall you!"

Koopa in Winter is the first Big sammer guy. He cries while watching the sunset. A strong and sensitive soul...

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you're cancelled, btw

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yeah yeah yeah tell me somethin i don’t know

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in paper mario the thousand year door, you can buy a hot dog outside the glitz pit for 10 coins. it restores 5hp and 5fp.

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sammer guy #9: Screaming Mantis

fun fact: he screams! a LOT!

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In Super Mario Galaxy, Rosalina sits down when reading from her storybook in the Library. However, internally, not only is her sitting form a separate model, it is also a separate entity from regular, standing Rosalina.

As such, internally, Rosalina and Sitting Rosalina are two different characters and have nothing to do with each other.

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Happy Sammer Guy Saturday

but on a sunday because i forgor to make the post until now

Guy Who Fry

"I am like a sad pail of discarded grease..."

Guy Who Fry only eats deep fried foods... kinda gross...