The World's First.

Name of Scout. Pronouns of She/They. built in Cascadia, Heaven. im just here to have a good time. visit mariogolf.info. AC:NL Dream Code: 5A00-0013-7E2F

[paper-mario-wiki]

My friend Mohammed, his daughter Mona, and their whole family are currently trying to escape Gaza as the opportunity to do so presents itself again.

As time goes on and people continue to doubt the legitimacy of Gazan fundraisers, I must reaffirm that I know Mohammed personally, and have been in close communication with him for over a year. If nothing else, I can offer a picture of Mona by the tent they've been able to afford with previous donations.

Thank you to everyone who has supported. Please, if you can, continue to support Mohammed and Mona. Even just reblogging this post would be a great help

Click here to support.

Food and Shelter for My Family in Gaza

 

[localstarboy]

[girlnextvore]

I been searching my blog for the last hour tryna find this video its so fucking funny

[05fordexplorer-deactivated20211]

you hunt street bats

[lycoteuthis-deactivated20160131]

i’m going to start a fashion line called FAKEGEEK and its sole purpose will be to produce tshirts that will piss off nerds

[existennialmemes]

Companies in the 2000s: You wouldn't download a car! Digital copies are still stealing, even if the original copy remains with us.

Companies in the 2020s: That digital copy, which you have paid for, doesn't really belong to you. We're removing it from your library now.

[existennialmemes]

Companies deleting media you've literally purchased is 1000x more realistically "stealing" than digital piracy, you cannot change my mind

[esters-notepad]

This comic was first published in 2008. 2008! That's almost twenty years ago now.

[evergreen-femme]

had to share this

[wizardshark]

In every way this is set up to be a joke like any other short video, it even uses the trope of main character in a wig to represent their mom, but it isn't funny at all. It's just sweet and nice

[kirikomamura]

im so excited for GTA6 i hope it is so bad that it wounds western AAA devs for a decade

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

i hope it somehow crashes the whole economy

[ondoinganevildeedblues]

*driving in my smart car* Google glass, show me the nearest e-cig shop! *beeping sound* ugh no! Only show ones that accept Bitcoin!

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

this was considered an outlandish joke in 2014

[balaclava-trismegistus]

Which parts of manhood do you identify with and not? Which parts of womanhood do you identify with and not?

[todayinhiphophistory]

Today in Hip Hop History:

T.I. released his second album Trap Muzik August 19, 2003

[paper-mario-wiki]

Ok now what are your pokemon types.

grass/ghost type.

[paper-mario-wiki]

what are you bringing to my gym to beat my ass?

[paper-mario-wiki]

it would be SOOOO embarrassing if a beautiful woman came in and swept my team that is open to dark type attacks with a single tyrannitar. also im off work right after this, do you think you could walk me to the pokemon center to heal up my team? thanks i really appreciate it. haha no its okay, my goal as the third gym leader for this region is to create a tough but passable challenge, and you thoroughly earned that win back there, well done! yeah it's mostly just kids these days, it's nice to talk to another person who started training as an adult. oh me? well i lived in kanto for a bit while i was in university and was originally going to go into advertising, but in my early 20s i realized i wanted to be more active in fostering my town's community, and when the local gym announced they'd be holding tryouts for a new leader after the last guy moved away, i remembered when i was a kid and i'd doodle gym puzzles on the edges of my notebooks in school. i spent the first half of that year training up my team, and when the time came i actually managed to come out on top! yeah, since then it's been a lot of fun hosting community events at the gym. creating a space for people and their pokemon to come together and socialize and create bonds is really an amazing thing to get to witness. we've been hosting free workshops for non-battle skills too lately, like making pokepuffs and sewing and stuff. what about you? oh wow, yeah i'd heard about a diner opening in town, but that was you? that's super cool, i'd love to stop by some time! yeah that makes sense, i've seen restaurant owners display their badges in their shops before. it's never a bad idea to have that kind of thing around as a kind of certification, no matter what field you're in. oh we're here! gosh that was fast, haha, i feel like that took no time at all. thanks again for walking with me, it was nice to talk to someone. what? no you don't have to wait for me that's okay, haha. oh wow, that's really sweet of you. okay. sure. you wait right here, and i'll be back out in a moment. it's only 9, and i'd love to talk to you some more. yeah. me too. ok, i'll be right back out 0:^]

got a bit carried away transferring my consciousness into a universe where i was a gym leader with this one.

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case anyone's wondering

[paper-mario-wiki]

2 years after hiring Scout, at a regional council meeting:

"with the water type gym leader from two towns over suddenly getting arrested, and his gym getting condemned, it's kinda put the region's gym order in a weird spot... there's not really the infrastructure available to start funnelling prospective trainers to neighbouring regions for temp badges while we find a permanent replacement...

hmm... ya know, our ghost type gym sure has been pretty... vibrant lately.

the community center eventually turning part of the abandoned building into a greenhouse space makes a lot of sense, and has been great economically for the town, but it certainly made things feel a lot more lush, and a lot less dead.

and it was only natural for them to build the new pokemon center into the side of the structure since most of the community was already coming to the clinic they provided, but like... again, the whole thing sort of shouts "life force" and "dynamic". doesn't really bring to mind death and gloom... it's sorta like it's turned into Two Distinct Types of Gym...

and well, PM Scou-- sorry, i mean Gym Leader Scout-- seems to be pretty on top of things, taking care of her gym leader duties and her community manager tasks at the same time... surely she could handle the community center being used as an ad-hoc gym for the time being! all her qualifications make her perfect for the job!"

the "permanent replacement", of course, never happened. and for many years to come, Scout would come to manage, oversee, and fret over two separate gyms-- much to her great dismay, and even deeper joy.

and now you understand why, when you see Ghost and Grass Gyms Leader Scout's eyes, they are so deeply, deeply tired.

[paper-mario-wiki]

Ok now what are your pokemon types.

grass/ghost type.

[paper-mario-wiki]

what are you bringing to my gym to beat my ass?

[paper-mario-wiki]

it would be SOOOO embarrassing if a beautiful woman came in and swept my team that is open to dark type attacks with a single tyrannitar. also im off work right after this, do you think you could walk me to the pokemon center to heal up my team? thanks i really appreciate it. haha no its okay, my goal as the third gym leader for this region is to create a tough but passable challenge, and you thoroughly earned that win back there, well done! yeah it's mostly just kids these days, it's nice to talk to another person who started training as an adult. oh me? well i lived in kanto for a bit while i was in university and was originally going to go into advertising, but in my early 20s i realized i wanted to be more active in fostering my town's community, and when the local gym announced they'd be holding tryouts for a new leader after the last guy moved away, i remembered when i was a kid and i'd doodle gym puzzles on the edges of my notebooks in school. i spent the first half of that year training up my team, and when the time came i actually managed to come out on top! yeah, since then it's been a lot of fun hosting community events at the gym. creating a space for people and their pokemon to come together and socialize and create bonds is really an amazing thing to get to witness. we've been hosting free workshops for non-battle skills too lately, like making pokepuffs and sewing and stuff. what about you? oh wow, yeah i'd heard about a diner opening in town, but that was you? that's super cool, i'd love to stop by some time! yeah that makes sense, i've seen restaurant owners display their badges in their shops before. it's never a bad idea to have that kind of thing around as a kind of certification, no matter what field you're in. oh we're here! gosh that was fast, haha, i feel like that took no time at all. thanks again for walking with me, it was nice to talk to someone. what? no you don't have to wait for me that's okay, haha. oh wow, that's really sweet of you. okay. sure. you wait right here, and i'll be back out in a moment. it's only 9, and i'd love to talk to you some more. yeah. me too. ok, i'll be right back out 0:^]

got a bit carried away transferring my consciousness into a universe where i was a gym leader with this one.

[paper-mario-wiki]

in case anyone's wondering

[paper-mario-wiki]

2 years after hiring Scout, at a regional council meeting:

"with the water type gym leader from two towns over suddenly getting arrested, and his gym getting condemned, it's kinda put the region's gym order in a weird spot... there's not really the infrastructure available to start funnelling prospective trainers to neighbouring regions for temp badges while we find a permanent replacement...

hmm... ya know, our ghost type gym sure has been pretty... vibrant lately.

the community center eventually turning part of the abandoned building into a greenhouse space makes a lot of sense, and has been great economically for the town, but it certainly made things feel a lot more lush, and a lot less dead.

and it was only natural for them to build the new pokemon center into the side of the structure since most of the community was already coming to the clinic they provided, but like... again, the whole thing sort of shouts "life force" and "dynamic". doesn't really bring to mind death and gloom... it's sorta like it's turned into Two Distinct Types of Gym...

and well, PM Scou-- sorry, i mean Gym Leader Scout-- seems to be pretty on top of things, taking care of her gym leader duties and her community manager tasks at the same time... surely she could handle the community center being used as an ad-hoc gym for the time being! all her qualifications make her perfect for the job!"

the "permanent replacement", of course, never happened. and for many years to come, Scout would come to manage, oversee, and fret over two separate gyms-- much to her great dismay, and even deeper joy.

and now you understand why, when you see Ghost and Grass Gyms Leader Scout's eyes, they are so deeply, deeply tired.

[transsexuwitch]

what if the backrooms was yuri with a stoner streamer starring @paper-mario-wiki

[taxi-cabbo]

A small collection of Fanart I’ve done for @paper-mario-wiki’s Iron Nest Streams

[justintaco]

[justintaco]

[paper-mario-wiki]

i made this in honor of matpats retirement

[paper-mario-wiki]

nobody seemed to give a shit about this awesome joke when i said it on stream so im putting it in front of you so you can appreciate it

[paper-mario-wiki]

you can just start drawing and turn it into a face.

and you can learn to love it